(outside of arbys)
Lex: HELP ME HELP ME
(lex has many bruises and a black eye)
Mike: That looks like it hurts
Lex: YES IT DOES
Emily: We gotta help Lex!
(mike and emily pick up lex and drag her to the hospital)
(at the hospital)
Doctor: What's the problem?
Mike: Our friend Lex had the breaks beat off her by an old lady!
(debra calls mike, mike answers)
Debra: OH YEAH I DID, AND I AINT OLD BY THE WAY!!
(mike hangs up in fear)
Emily: Anyways, what can you do to help her!
Doctor: hmmm
(the doctor goes over and checks up on lex)
Doctor: Bye are you kidding me all she got was a traumatic brain injury, stop wasting my time...
Mike: What! That sounds literally so serious
Doctor: I don't care, I wanna play VR Chat
Emily: Ughhh...
(mike and emily carry lex out the hospital)
Mike: Well that's not good, what are we gonna do now?
Emily: I heard the new girl Samanther went to medical school
Mike: Isn't she literally in our grade, 8th grade?
Emily: Well yes! But she's really smart so she got in a little early, she goes to middle school and medical school, so cool
Mike: And she's so pretty...
(they go to samanther's house)
Mike: Here we are!
(they knock loudly on the door)
Samanther: WHO IS IT?
Emily: Mike
Mike: And Emily!
(it goes silent)
Samanther: COME IN
(they walk in)
Samanther: So folks what seems to be the problem
Emily: Lex seems to have a traumatic brain injury after getting jumped by an old lady
(debra calls emily, emily answers)
Debra: OH YEAH I DID, AND I AINT OLD BY THE WAY!!
(emily hangs up in fear)
Samanther: Wow scary..
Lex: SOS
Samanther: I know what to do, I learnt this in veterinarian school
(samanther lays lex down on the couch)
Samanther: Back up y'all, I have a tazer
Mike: Say what now!!
Emily: Oh don't kill her Samanther
(mike and emily back up)
Samanther: THREE TWO ONE GO!!
(samanther tazes lex)
Lex: Ow ow owwww
Samanther: Yeah it tickles I know sorry
Mike: (whispers to emily) Oh she's crazy
Samanther: THREE TWO ONE GO!!
(samamther tazes lex)
Lex: STOP
Samanther: No
Lex: Please
Samanther: NO, anyways TRES DOS UNO GO!!
(samanther tazes lex)
Lex: IM HEALED
Samanther: Yay I win
Mike: How the what did she know that would work
Emily: Her head ain't screwed on right
Mike: Yeah they must've done lefty loosey instead of righty tighty
Samanther: Ok she's free to go
(they all cheer)
END OF CHAPTER TWO