Codi's, kinda, not quite, satanic book of stuff

it's like 1 am

i'm watching adventure time at 12:32am
thanks insomnia.
i just watched houdini the tv show and im crying.
fuck me.
words are weird.
ha.
weird.
ninjas.
ninjas are lame according to finn the human.
so fuck you guys if you think they're cool.
im sorry.
im just very tired.
i cant get my can of peaches open.
fml.
there is a pig at my window.
why.
the pigs are out again.
im gonna get my dad.
dad.
i tood him.
autocorrect you fuck.
dagger of chilled glass.
stab stab.
icicle kick.
adventure time does bad things to my brain.
tuxedo people.
woop.
help me.
also bye.
goodbye.
i have a scar like frank iero.
ok.
goodbye for reals now.
bye.
by
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