I shall not be lazy *be's lazy*
-random room-
*victim and alan both teleport to the box in the episode the box*
Victim: what the fuck why am i here
Alan: what is this place
Victim: A *looks at alan*
Alan: who are you
Victim: wow my own creator doesnt even know who i am
Alan: wait what
Victim: its me VICTIM the first stick figure you created?"??
Alan: erm... aktually... pink army was the first stick figures i crated 🧐🤓☝️
Victim: what the fuck is a pink army whatever thats not important but IM GOING TO MAKE YOU PAY FOR HOW MANY TIMES IVE SUFFERED IN THE VOID OF RECYCLING BIN LAND
Alan: mk how much is it
Vicitm: what?
Alan: you said i have to pay so like how much do i have to pay
Victim: no not literally pay money i meant like... like... AAAAAAAA *runs towards alan and attacks him*
Alan: *dodges*
Victim: no you cant do that thats cheating
Alan: who said it was cheating
Victim: i did
Alan: who is i
Victim: you are i
Alan: if i am i then i did not say i did
Victim: no you are not i you are you and i am i but i said it was cheating
Alan: no i am not you i am alan and you are not i you are victim
Victim: you are correct i am victim also known as the one who will END YOU
Alan: no
Victim: *GASP* how dare you say such a BRUTAL HORRIBLE insult... you are definitely paying now....
Alan: no i am not paying i am ala-
Victim: *throws a chair at alan*
Alan: *makes a bunch of paper cranes and charges them towards victim*
Victim: *kills all the cranes with the eraser tool*
Alan: *dodges the chair thrown at him*
Victim: *gets a rope and tries to lasso alan with it*
Alan: *dodges*
Victim STOP DOING THAT
Alan: haha no
Victim: GRRRRRR *tries to get alan a few more times but ends up lassoing himself and getting stuck
Victim: NOOOO *falls to the ground*
Alan: *makes a fortune teller*
Victim: no...
Alan: Hiiii ! how are you?
Victim: No...
Alan: Do you want to see something freaky? 😈
Victim: NO...
Alan: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Victim: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Victim: *passes out*
Alan: yay i won *victory dance*
*24 hours later*
Alan: *still victory dancing*
*both of them get teleported back to where they were 24 hours ago*
Alan: *still victory dancing*
Victim: *crying*
Mercenaries: *walks into the room*
Pixel: oh shit boss is crying what do we do
Shady: boss are you ok
Cavestick: uhhhhhhhhh
Sign: BAHAHAHAHHAHAA IMAGINE
victim: *sniffle* sign.... your fired...
Sign: you're*
*Cries in sleep deprivation*