Peach: Okay, I think we lost them.
Mario: This is terrible!
Peach: Tell me about it!
Mario: The bastards took the TV!!!
Peach: ...
Mario: It looked fresh!
*SMACK*
Mario: Ow!
Peach: I MEANT; STELLA!!!
Mario: Huh?
Peach: Look, we need to save Stella!
Mario: Peach, I know we haven't seen each other for Months... but why did you want to do Theatre?
Peach: Well, ever since my Castle got destroyed and I moved to Manchester... I always wanted to entertain people by doing Theatre... and tonight, after so many weeks of rehearsing... this was gonna be the first time that I was gonna perform in front of an Audience.
Mario: I'm guessing that you have no Talent ideas, when you're on Britain's Got Talent.
Peach: Shut your ass up... I have Talent!
Mario: Oh yeah? Can you burp out your ABC's?
Peach: Who the hell does that?
Mario: Hammy the Squirrel from Over the Hedge?
...
Peach: What's the plan?
Mario: It's your Play... think of something! This isn't my problem, you know... you are saying that the show must go on.
Peach: The show must go on?
Mario: You said it, again.
Peach: The show... must go on!
Mario: Are you having a Stroke?
Peach: A light-bulb just appeared in my Brain... and I think I know how to solve this situation.
Mario: I don't trust you.
Peach: You're gonna!
Mario: What's your smart plan?
Peach: Get the Costumes... we're gonna steal the spot-light!
Later...
Enemy 1: Your Majesty... we have captured a evil Spirit has been destroying our Homes.
Grape: Well well well... so this is the Monster who has been setting Fires into our Homes.
Stella: You're a Monster!
Grape: I'm not a Monster... you and the rest of your friends were poisoning my perfect world! Now tell me, where are the others?!
Stella: EAT ME!!!
*SPIT*
Grape: Eww!!!
Enemy 1: She's secretly a Gingerbread Man.
Enemy 2: Or Woman.
Grape: That's it... time for the execution!
Stella: NO!!!
Peach: NOT SO FAST!!!
Grape: Eh?
Peach appeared.
Peach: If you're gonna kill her... you're gonna have to defeat me!
Stella: PEACH!!!
Grape: Oh, you gotta be kidding me!
Peach: Fear not, Stella! I, Sword-fighter Peach and my retarded Ally will save you from these Monsters!
Grape: Are you trying to steal the spot-light?
Peach: Yes, actually.
Grape: *wheezes* I like to see you try!
Peach: Just watch and learn.
Grape: Oh yeah? You and what Army?
Mario: ME!!!
Mario appeared.
Mario: I'm gonna commit Homocide.
Peach: O_O
Mario: Ooo, very scary!
Peach: Mario... what the fu--
Grape: *LAUGHING* HA-HA-HA... Nice Army, sweet cheeks! 😂
Peach: Why are you wearing a Clown suit, you Clown?! I'm surprised you've found out you're true identity.
Mario: I'm Pennywise the Dancing Clown... and I ate Georgie's Arm for Breakfast!
Enemies: *SCREAMS* AHH!!! 😱😱
The 2 Enemies ran off Stage.
Grape: Oi... where are you two going?! It's just a stupid Man!!!
Peach: Wow, nice one!
Mario: I didn't know there were scared of IT.
...
Peach: So, Grape... you wanna let the Spirit go, so can settle this... Woman to Woman?
Mario: And, Man?
Peach: *sigh* And, Man?
Grape: That sounds fun... but I have a better idea!
Peach: I'm listening.
Grape: You perform your Play starring my Sour Bunch Minions... and if it's really bad, you will die.
Peach: Deal!
Mario: *gulp* I don't trust Peach!
Meanwhile...
Toadsworth: We're in!
Toad: It's about time, as well!
Meggy: Thank God... we couldn't have done it without you, Bowser.
Bowser: Yeah... my Spikes are very spiky and strong.
Toad: So is your Knob.
Bowser: Since when did you see my Knob?
Toad: Wait... is it actually?
Toadsworth: You gay.
Meggy: Does it feel alright?
Bowser: No, I'm been suffering the pain for the past 30 years!
Toad: Why are we talking about Bowser's Cock?
Toadsworth: You started it.
...
Bowser: So, what's going on?
Meggy: Me & Mario were gonna watch a Play... and this Purple Masked thing appeared, and she blasted Wind in the Lobby until everyone flew out!
Bowser: I suppose Mario was too strong to be blown away.
Meggy: He's stuck with Peach.
Bowser: Bloody hell... Peach is here, as well?!
Meggy: Yeah.
Bowser: Damn... what a re-union!
Toadsworth: Can we find them?
Bowser: Yeah, let's do that.
Back with Mario...
Mario: Oh good lord... what we're doing is risky!
Peach: Why are you in your Underpants?
Mario: I'm changing Costumes.
Peach: Well, there is Costume changes in this Play.
Mario: Brilliant...
Peach: Before we go out there... I just wanna say, it's been weird seeing you again... after all of these Months.
Mario: I feel like you've missed everything... we've got a new Home, SMG3 is living with us and he's building a new Cafe... and SMG4 & Tari have had a Baby Girl.
Peach: That's cool.
Mario: They named their Baby; Amy.
Peach: Nice... thanks for the update of your new life.
Mario: Also, Luigi is dating.
Peach: Luigi? Dating?
Mario: A Girl Jester called; Pomni.
Peach: Who's Pomni?
Mario: Who's Pomni?! She's the Jester from The Amazing Digital Circus!
Peach: What's that?
Mario: You've never seen; The Amazing Digital Circus?! It's on the GLITCH Channel!
Peach: Not really.
Mario: You're lame.
...
Peach: What else have I missed?
Mario: I wrote a Book for Meggy.
Peach: You wrote a Book?
Mario: Well, I came up with the plot, and DS123 wrote the story... it's called; Killer Cowgirl... (An MxM Western Spaghetti Story)
Peach: Killer Cowgirl?
Mario: Basically, the story is set in the Western Era... Meggy was a very dangerous Cowgirl who was a Serial Killer, everyone was scared of her except for a Cowboy... which is me... who has fallen in love with the Killer!
Peach: Okay?
Mario: So, I went to go and search for her, but then... I was wanted for accidentally killing a Bounty Hunter during the journey to find Meggy, and the Sheriff was none other than... YOU.
Peach: I'm in your story?
Mario: Yep.
Peach: Let me guess... I'm the Sheriff, I was the main villain and I got killed off.
Mario: Good guess.
Peach: Well, at least I was mentioned.
Mario: Aye.
Peach: Maybe, you can turn that into a Play... and if we save Stella, maybe she'll direct it for you.
Mario: I'm actually thinking about writing a Sequel.
[👀👀👀]
Peach: Wow... I really did miss everything.
Mario: My life in Liverpool is sweet... and we're getting that 20th Premier League Title!
Peach: You wish!
Mario: Oh... and thank you for the Carabao Cup! We snatched it back off you!
Peach: Well... you're not getting the FA Cup! And, I wonder why that happened.
Mario: GRRR... if I had a Western Gun, I would shoot you!
After that... it was time for the Show to start.
Enemy 1: Hold it right there, you two!
Enemy 2: No entry!
Peach: What's this? Is this a wind-up? I'm here to make my dreams, a reality... I like to perform in The Castle of Performing Arts.
Enemy 1: What Castle?
Enemy 2: I don't see any Castle.
Peach: It's behind you!
Enemy 1: Oh no, it isn't.
Peach: Oh yes, it is.
Enemy 1: Oh no, it isn't.
Peach: Oh yes, it is.
Enemy 2: Oh... I know where it is! It's in another Castle... try another Castle, sweet cheeks.
Mario: Do you know who I am?
Enemy 1: Who are you, then?
Mario: Ronnie Pickering!
Enemy 1: Who?
Mario: Ronnie Pickering!!!
Enemy 1: Who?
Mario: RONNIE PICKERING!!!
Enemy 1: Who TF is that?
Mario: Me!
Enemy 2: Brilliant...
Peach: That's not part of the Script!
...
Mario: Looks like these two Knobs are messing with you... and I don't like it.
*KICKS GROIN*
Enemy 1: OUCH!!!
Mario: Now, are you gonna let us in... or not?!
Enemy 2: I don't wanna get kicked in the Groin!
Mario: That worked.
Peach: Okie-dokie?
Back with Meggy...
Bowser: Oh God... it's dark in here.
Toad: What are you worrying about? You're a Monster.
Bowser: Just shut your hole.
Meggy: *sigh* Where could they be?
Toadsworth: Well, we tried searching different rooms... he's not in the Skibidi Toilets, nor the Ice Age Baby Wazowski... not even that Creepypasta Theatre room.
Toad: If there's a room full of annoying Toadettes... I'm jumping off a Bridge.
Meggy: Hang on, Boys... we haven't even tried looking at the Main Stage, yet! Maybe, they're in there.
*BACKGROUND APPLAUSE*
Toad: What's that noise?
Bowser: It sounds like it's coming from the Main Stage.
Toadsworth: Quick... to the Main Stage!
Meggy: Alright... calm down, Batman.