Online stuttering.
Are you having a seizure or something?
Do you twitch when you're typing?
Are you okay?
If you don't know what online stuttering is here's an example
Me: Hey whats up
Random: H-h-h-hey h-h-how are y-y-you
........ ARE YOU OKAY DO YOU NEED A DOCTOR??? ARE YOU SEIZING?!!
My goodness, it bugs the living crap out of me when you do it online like do you not know that there are people in real life who have a stuttering problem and fucking Wish they could get rid of it?
AT LEAST ONLINE THEY FEEL NORMAL AND DON'T FUCKING STUTTER.
While you're here f-f-f-fucking faking it and trying to be cute.
~Word Of Advice~
Yeah it's not working.
Stop. It.
Now.