Helluva Son.

By Uzamaki-nii-chan

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Hazbin Hotel/ Helluva Boss crossover. Jacob (Jake) Magne, son of Charlie Magne, stepson/ Adopted son of Vaggi... More

Chapter 1: Charlie's son
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Chapter 3: The Hotel
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Chapter 2: Helluva Debut

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By Uzamaki-nii-chan

All across hell, everyone watched in terror as Katie Killjoy was murdered on live TV, by a teenager at that. At a certain horned building, in a room with three Imps and a female hellhound, the tallest Imp looked impressed.
"Well Christ on a stick, it's about time that bitch died." Said the Imp, as another smaller imp in a nice suit with a bowtie frowned.
"Are we gonna glaze over the fact that a child did that, and he's only 15?" The second male imp asked, getting a shrug from the female imp.
"Well, it is the Lord's grandson." She said nonchalantly, getting the same imp to sigh.
"Oh God, he's so damn fine." The hellhound said, getting the other three's attention who had raised brows.
Across the hall from the imps and hellhound, a pink skinned succubus and her crew stared at the screen with a few deep blushes on their faces, except for a male hellhound, who had his arms crossed over his chest.
"I am so taking his V card." The succubus said out loud, getting a few snorts.
In a different ring of hell, at a large mansion, two large owls and a smaller owl watched the screen with interest.
"It seems miss Killjoy bit off more than she could handle." Said the taller and male owl, as both female owls stared at the screen in shock, awe, and lust.
"Yes how entertaining, even an Imp fucking bastard as yourself might have a bit of problems with him." The female of the two taller owls said, getting a snort from the male owl.
"He's so damn fine." The smaller of the three said, causing the two to look down at their daughter, who had a blush on her features and drool escaping her beak.

Back at the Mange manor, Jake walked into the house, his hands shaking as his eyes were shadowed, only to be turned harshly by Vaggie who grabbed his shoulders.
"You idiota! Do you have any idea what you've just done?!" Vaggie said as her eye was wide with anger, her teeth nashed together.
"Vaggie, stop it." Charlie said, as she placed a hand on her lover's shoulder, only for Vaggie to shrug it off.
"Damn it Charlie! He just ruined your chances for the hotel!" Vaggie yelled, as she gripped Jake's collar, meanwhile Lucifer and Lilith stood to the side.
"No he didn't Vaggie, it's fine, we still have Angel Dust right now, and I'm sure-"
"No! That's not enough! He just threatened all of hell! No one is going to come to the hotel, all because of-"
"Don't yell at my fucking mother!" Jake roared back, only to get a slap across the face from Vaggie, shocking everyone.
"J-Jake, fuck I'm sorry." Vaggie said, her eye widened in shock at her actions.
"Vaggie!" Charlie yelled in shock, her hands covering her mouth.
Jake spat a bit of blood from his mouth, from biting his tongue because of the slap, his eyes narrowed as he started to nod.
"So this is what we do now, huh?" Jake asked, his voice cracking as he spoke as his hair shadowed his eyes.
"Jake, mijo I'm so-"
"Just shut up." Jake said, his voice cold and filled with hurt and anger, making Vaggie's words die in her throat.
"I don't know why I killed that woman, I just felt so much rage." Jake began, his voice shuddering as his fists at his side shook.
"I've never felt so much hatred before, and before I knew it I was wiping blood off my mouth and face, only to be slapped by my second mother for trying to defend the person who I look up to the most." Jake said, tears streaming down his face as his eyes were still shadowed by his hair, his hands bleeding from how tight he clenched his fist.
"Honey, it's okay, I'm okay, we just-" Charlie was interrupted by Jake picking up his head, the coldness in his beautiful sapphire eyes stared at them.
"I know I'm just a bastard demon child, I know that... I think I need to go." Jake said, causing eyes to widen.
"Go? Go where?" Charlie asked, getting a shrug from her son.
"I'm just gonna go for a walk outside the gates." Jake said, as Charlie grabbed her son's hand gently.
"You've never been outside these gates, at least let me come with you, we can take the limo and-"
"Mom... I love you, but I think I need some time away from... All of this." Jake said, not looking his mother in the eye, as Charlie bit her bottom lip in contemplation before turning to her parents, who both nodded in agreement.
"Okay, just be-... Just be careful okay?" Charlie said, her voice cracking before clearing her throat and nodding.
Not saying a word, Jake began to leave, only to feel a hand gently grab his wrist, and turned to see a worried Vaggie.
"I'm sorry mijo."
"Yeah..." Jake said before he began to leave, he only wore what was left of his suit after removing the coats, his sleeves still rolled up and blood splatter on his sleeves, and vest.
"Charlie, Vaggie, we need to talk." Lilith said, causing the two to turn to the woman, only to see a not so happy look on her face.
Meanwhile, Jake was walking along the street, hands in his pockets with a pair of aviator sunglasses on his face. Demons he came across on the sidewalk made way for him, some watching him walk by with looks of awe or lust, while others try not to make eye contact with the teen. Walking into what seems like a club, he's stopped by two hellhound guards.
"Your majesty." The guards said simultaneously, as a small smile forms on the teens features as he waves a hand, as they try to bow.
"Please guys, don't do that, I'm just a teenager right now walking around." The teen said, as the two guards straightened up.
"Would you like to come in sir?" The greyish black hellhound on the left asked.
"Well... What is it?" Jake asked, with a small tilt of his head.
"Er... Well it's a club sir, where demons come to party, eat, drink, and dance." The twin to the left said, getting a sound of curiosity from the teen.
"Hmm, I see, how intriguing, I suppose I'll take a look around, say who owns this club?" Jake asked curiously.
"Verosika Mayday sir." Said the one the left again, as he unhooked the rope in front of the door.
"I see, say what are your names?" Jake asked again.
"The one the right is Leon, and I'm Chris." The hellhound now named Chris said, getting another soft smile from the teen.
"Very good, I'll be sure to remember that." Jake said before entering the club, as the two hellhounds look to each other in worry.
Entering the club, the bass of the music bumped loudly almost matching his footsteps as he pushed open the doors, leading into the main club as he removed the sunglasses from his eyes, and slipped them in his right pocket. Demons of all kinds danced to the music that was bumping through the place, Hellhounds, Imps, succubi, sinner demons, and many others. Spotting the bar, he approached with one hand in his pocket, as his right hand was placed on the bar, getting the attention of a half-naked imp whose eyes widened, before Jake put his right index finger to his mouth, getting the female imp to nod as she approached him.
"My lord, how can I serve you?" The Imp asked, getting a warm smile from the teen.
"Hello, do you happen to have any bourbon?" The teen asked, getting the imp to nod rapidly before getting a glass and pouring the prince a glass of bourbon on the rocks, and handing the teen the drink as he takes a sip.
"Mm, thank you very much dear." Jake said before placing down a hundred dollar bill with a wink, before walking off towards an empty half circle booth.
Sitting down with a tired sigh, he relaxed into the booth before pulling out his phone, and began to go through Sinstagram as he enjoyed his drink.
As he scrolls through Sinstagram, he spotted a post from Verosika on her account of being at her club tonight, wanting demons to stop by, the picture of her in regular clothes with her tongue sticking out with a wink, before Jake shrugged and double tapped, liking the post.
"Excuse me, are you Lord Mange?" Asked a gruff voice, getting Jake to look up to see a nervous black and grey Hellhound with one eye, wearing a black vest, getting Jake to smile and chuckle.
"Ahh, it seems I've been found out." Jake said with a soft and warm smile, getting the Hellhound to relax a bit.
"Excuse me sir, but Verosika would like to meet you, if you could of course." The hellhound said, getting Jake to smile and nod.
"Can I take my drink?"
"Uhm... Yes sir."
"Then please lead the way." Jake said, motioning towards the hellhound as he stood, and adjusted his tie, getting a nod in return.
Being led into the back, he's led to a door with a pink star on it that said 'Mayday'.
"She's right inside sir." The hellhound said, before he stood next to the door, hands joined together in front of him.
"Thank you, say what's your name?" Jake asked, getting the hellhound to look at him with slight shock.
"T-Tex sir." The now named Tex said, getting Jake to smile and nod.
"I'll be sure to remember it Tex." Jake said, before he took a sip of his drink and entered the room, seeing a beautiful pink skinned succubus.

"Well, if it isn't the Princess's son, here in my club? You're far from home handsome." Verosika said, as the teen blushed at being called handsome from such a beautiful demon, before he cleared his throat.
"Ahh... yes that, it's a rather long story, so let's just say I was on a walk and got rather curious after seeing the building." Jake said, getting Verosika to quirk an eyebrow with a teasing grin, as she stood and began to sensually walk towards him, as the teen took a sip of his bourbon.
"Fifteen and already drinking? Handsome, young, and can hold his liquor, you keep impressing me." The succubus said, as she began to walk around him, her right index finger running under his chin.
"You forgot, inverter, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist." Jake said, causing Verosika to stop in place with a snort.
"Did you just quote Tony Stark?"
"And proud of it, being that's all true as well." Jake said with a proud nod, getting a seductive giggle from the woman, as Jake felt her hands run over his back and shoulders, before feeling up his arms, and back to his waist and abs.
"And amazingly built, hot damn you're fine." The succubus said, getting the teen to blush brightly at the praise and her touch.
"Th-Thank you?" Jake asked hesitantly, not sure what to say, as Verosika laughed loudly.
"Damn kid, you're acting like it's your first time talking to a girl!" She said as she laughed, slapping the teens back, getting a nervous laugh in return.
"Yyeeaahh... Hahaha." Jake said nervously, getting the woman to stop laughing before she gasped.
"Is this really your first time talking to a girl?" Verosika asked.
"Try first time out of the gates and walls." Jake said, getting Verosika's eyes to widen.
"Wow kid, you must not have been around the rings at all, have you?" Verosika asked, getting a sigh and the shake of a head in response.
"Nope." Jake said popping the 'P' loudly, getting said Pop singer to frown.
"Well if you ever wanna just hang, here's my number and office address." Verosika said, before she began to write on a piece of paper and handed it to the teen, who took it, folded it, and put it in his chest pocket.
"Well I'm going to perform, are you gonna watch?" Verosika asked, getting a big smile and a nod.
"Fuch yeah!"
"Fuck yeah! Hahaha!" Verosika copied Jake, as she threw a fist up and began to laugh, getting the teen to roll his eyes and smirk.
"You sir, get to watch from backstage." Verosika said, as she stepped closer, her face inches from his as she gently ran her fingers under his chin, getting the teen to sputter and blush brightly.
Chuckling softly, she grabbed the teen's hand and led him out of her dressing room, and ran backstage.
"Okay cutie, stay here and be my eye candy." She said, before kissing his cheek softly, getting the teen to blush even darker and sputter again, causing the demon to smirk, before she turned and sundered on stage.

(Only video I could find of her singing.)
Jake watched in amazement, and awe, before hearing a chuckle from next to him, only to spot Tex chuckling at him.
"S-sorry, but she truly is amazing." Jake said, getting Tex to slap the teen on the back and laugh loudly.
"Haha! Don't worry about it kid, it's like that sometimes." Tex said, getting the teen to nod and smirk before he finished off his glass of bourbon.
"You want another kid?" Tex asked.
"Meh, why the fuck not." Jake said with a shrug, getting the Hellhound to laugh and take the glass.
"Atta boy! I'll go take this and fill it up." Tex said, as he walked out from the backstage exit, heading towards the bar as he continued to watch and enjoy Verosika's performance.
After a few seconds, Tex came back holding another glass of Bourbon on the rocks, getting Jake to raise the glass in thanks, as Verosika finished her song, and turned to the two with a sadistic grin.
"Ladies and gentlemen, we have a very special guest tonight." Verosika said, as she slowly walked towards the side of the stage with an extra sway of her hips, while she approached the teen, as Jake kept shaking his head, as she began to nod slowly.
"We all saw him earlier on the news, he's the Princess's son, let's give a big and sexy welcome to Jacob Mange!" She said, as she pulled him next to her, before she wrapped an arm around his shoulders, as the crowd cheered.
"Trust me, you'll get a lot of fame." Verosika whispered in his ear, getting a sigh, before Jake took the mic from her and walked towards the front of the stage holding his glass as he pointed towards the crowd with a large smile.
"Let me hear yah Lust Ring!" Jake called out, getting the crowd to cheer and scream, as Jake adopted a different persona.
"Huh?! I can't hear you!" Jake called out as, he cupped an ear and leaned down a bit, getting the crowd to cheer even louder than before, shocking Verosika and Tex at his adaptation of the situation.
"Tex bring me out two stools would you please?" Jake asked, as he took a sip of his bourbon, as Tex brought out two stools, as Jake sat one and called Verosika to sit on the one next to him.
"I hope you don't mind gorgeous, but I'm gonna steal your crowd for a bit." Jake said as he stuck out his tongue, as Verosika grinned and turned on a different mic before speaking into it.
"Go for it kiddo." She said, as Jake grinned and took a sip of his bourbon.
"Now, ladies and gents, I'm sure you all have questions on how I arrived here." Jake asked, getting people to cheer and some to whistle.
"Well, it's my first time out by myself, and I wanted to explore the ring a bit, and let me tell yah, I had quite the experience. I was mid walk when I saw a hooker giving head, as her baby was in a walker next to her facing the street." Jake said, getting the crowd to laugh and some to snort.
"So anyway, I was standing there, making faces at the baby making it giggle, and well I guess it made the mom laugh too because the next thing I know, the fucker was screaming his head off, saying the crazy bitch just bit his dick off, and I'm like 'Ayo?'" Jake said as he pulled his head to the side, and began to make an intrigued face like he was there watching it again, getting the crowd to laugh loudly, as Verosika giggled next to him.
"So while I'm watching this, the hooker turned and spotted me, freezing in place, and I swear to God people, THE BITCH STILL HAD HIS DICK HANGING OUT HER MOTHERFUCKING MOUTH!" Jake yelled out, as the crowd began to laugh even harder, as Verosika threw her head back and laughed, as even Tex snorted backstage.
Before suddenly the front doors were thrown open, and three Imps and a hellhound walked in.
"Where's that slutty pop star, parking spot stealing, cum whore?!" Yelled a loud and irritated male voice as the four walked towards the stage, and stopped before it as the taller imp pointed at Verosika.
"We had a deal!" The Imp yelled, getting Verosika to tilt her head towards Jake, as her eyes widened.
"Blitzo, read the fucking room." She said, her voice laced with authority, causing the group to turn and spot the teen who had a raised brow, before he took a sip of the bourbon in his glass.
"Your majesty!" The two shorter imps said simultaneously as they bowed, followed by a blushing hellhound.
"Oh Fuck, guys don't do that, I hate that, please stand up straight." Jake said waving his left hand, as the three slowly stood up straight.
"Please don't bow to me, I hate that kinda stuff, and please call me Jake." Jake said with a soft and warm smile, causing the hellhound to blush even darker.
"Well hi there honey, I'm Millie and this is my husband Moxxie." Said the now named Millie, causing Jake to smile.
"Awe congratulations you guys, that's awesome." Jake said before turning to the hellhound.
"And who's this beautiful young lady?" Jake asked, causing the hellhound to blush and fiddle with her hands.
"Hehe, h-hi I'm Loona." She said, as Jake slowly approached and took her left hand, before kissing the top of it.
"Well Loona, it's quite an honor to meet you." Jake said with a soft smile, before suddenly, the recently named Blitzo, slipped between the two and pushed Jake back a bit.
"Hey! Hey! Hey! You stay away from my daughter you Royal shit lord." Blitzo said, causing Jake to raise a brow and tilt his head, before turning to Verosika.
"What's a shit lord?" He asked as he blinked twice, obvious confusion on his face.
"It's an insult dumbass. What, never been outside before?" Blitzo asked, causing Jake to turn to them.
"Nope, this is my first time outside the gates and walls." Jake said, popping the 'P' loudly.
"Seriously?" Millie asked, getting Jake to sigh and nod.
"Afraid so, my mother is... Well rather overly protective you could say." Jake said, as he rubbed the back of his head sheepishly.
Before anyone could speak, the front doors were thrown open again as the two bouncers from the door flew into the room, as Charlie and Vaggie entered the club, Charlie in her demon form, and Vaggie with her spear.
Spotting her son, Charlie reverted back to normal and ran over to her son.
"Oh shit." Jake said, before he was pulled into a tight hug as he sighed, the side of his head pulled into his mother's chest as she rubbed her face into his hair.
"Hello mother, you know I've been gone for like... 4 maybe 5 hours now yah know." Jake said, as Charlie kissed his forehead.
"I know, but my baby boy wasn't answering my calls or texts, I was worried something happened to my baby." Charlie said, getting Jake to whine.
"How the hell did you find me anyway?" Jake asked, causing Charlie to push her two index fingers together.
"Well you know when you were little, and the family doctor came to visit and he made you go to sleep for a bit?" Charlie asked, getting Jake to raise an eyebrow.
"Yyeeaahh?" Jake asked.
"Weeellll I may or may not have had him put a chip in you." Charlie said, causing Jake to gasp and point at his mother.
"You have a fucking tracker chip in me?!" Jake asked in shock, getting a nervous chuckle from his mother.
"So that's how you always found me when I was little." Jake said with his cheeks puffed and he pouted, and narrowed his eyes.
"We are SO talking about this when we get home." Jake said, as Charlie smiled a bit, rubbing the back of her head sheepishly like her son did a moment ago.
"Wait you're leaving?" Verosika asked, getting Jake to look up at her from his spot on the dance floor.
"Afraid so my dear, shall we meet again?" Jake asked, getting the woman to smile and nod with a thumbs up.
"I better see you soon handsome." She said, before blowing a kiss at him, causing the teen to blush, before a tap on his shoulder gained his attention, getting Jake to turn and spot Loona looking nervous, as she gave him a piece of paper.
"U-uhm text me yeah?" She asked, getting Jake to smile and nod.
"You bet yah know... Fucking verbal ticks." Jake said excitedly at first, only to sigh after responding to Loona.
"You have a verbal tick? That is so cute!" Verosika said, getting Jake to blush madly.
"Okay I'm leaving now!" Jake said, as he began to march away with a blushing red face.

"And the bourbon was amazing!" Jake yelled out over his shoulder in a huff, as he walked away. Followed by a giddy Charlie, as Vaggie followed behind, before stopping at the door and turning back to them, before running a finger across her throat as she narrowed her eyes before leaving.

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