hazbin hotel/ helluva boss x...

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When you think of hell what come to mind some may think it's the place where dose that have committed evil go... More

That's Entertainment
Bio/harem
Overture
Radio Killed the Video Star
Company Meeting

Scrambled Eggs

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By lolzeromanz

[We open with a shot of KeeKee asleep on the sofa, with Charlie, Vaggie and Razzle and Dazzle putting up a banner that reads "Happy first week, Sir Pentious!]

Charlie: That looks perfect! Aah! I am so excited that Sir Pentious is staying at the hotel!

Vaggie: Um, Pentious was just trying to take over the city with his weird steampunk bullshit a few days ago.

Charlie: Well, I haven't seen him try to pull any of that here.

[Sir Pentious comes in, rolling in a new machine that his Egg Boiz are sitting on.]

Vaggie: What the hell is that?

Sir Pentious: Oh, hello, purple female. It's my new invention, the Skin Flayer 11,000! I'm really looking forward to shooting the other residents.

Charlie: What? Why?

Sir Pentious: Everyone is being too nice. Obviously it must be a lie. I can sense that they are planning to kill me, but when? How? I must be prepared! Ooh, the new parts of my machine are here.

[Odette and Clara come in, wheeling in boxes of weapons. Pentious runs over to them]

Odette: *holds out clipboard* Sign, please.

[Sir Pentious signs the clipboard while Clara wheels in the boxes]

Odette: Thank you for your business. Enjoy your Carmine purchase.

[Odette and Clara walks out of the lobby as Sir Pentious takes the crate full of parts and weapons for his machine. As he slithers back, Vaggie realizes whom he's buying from.]

Vaggie: Carmine? As in, Carmilla Carmine? You are buying parts from an overlord?

Sir Pentious: Uh, of course. She's the top weapons dealer in Hell.

Vaggie: Okay, well that stops right now.

[Vaggie takes Pentious's boxes away.]

Sir Pentious: Hey!

Vaggie: You absolutely cannot build weapons in this hotel. No one is trying to kill you. People are being nice because they want you to feel welcome.

[Sir Pentious looks at Vaggie with a wry expression. He peeks over his machine to scowl at the other residents and workers. The camera pans to Husk downing a bottle in the bar, who flips off Sir Pentious. Angel Dust, standing near the bar on his phone, does the same. Niffty, who is dusting a corner of the wall, looks at him and does a sinister-sounding giggle]

Sir Pentious: Hmm, I have my doubts.

Vaggie: Well, it's true. You have to trust us.

Sir Pentious: But I don't.

Charlie: Well, why don't we focus on that for today's activities?

Vaggie: Not before we lay some ground rules. No more building weapons, no more plotting against other guests, and you need to get rid of these things.

[Vaggie points at Egg Boiz who were on the crate of weapons. 2 Egg Boiz, having a tug-of-war over a laser, accidentally set it off and blow a hole in the roof, much to Vaggie's frustration.]

Vaggie: Oh! *points at the ceiling* What did I just say? What did I just say?

Sir Pentious: What? Not my little egg boiz. *hugs Egg Boiz* They do my evil bidding for me!

Vaggie: Do you want to stay here and redeem yourself?

Sir Pentious: *narrows eyes* Yes.

Vaggie: Then no more eggs.

Sir Pentious: *with tears in his eyes* All right, eggies. You've got to go. I *sobs* can't keep you anymore!

Egg Boiz: Okay, boss.

[They all follow Vaggie as she wheels Pentious' boxes away.]

Sir Pentious: No, don't resist. This is how it has to be!

[Sir Pentious begins crying as he watches his Egg Boiz walking away. Charlie, looking awkward, pats his shoulder]

[The scene changes to show Y/n and Alastor in Alastor room. Alastor is eating a deer carcass with a knife and fork as Y/n is drinking coffee while jazz music plays in the background. Suddenly, the jazz music stops with a record-scratching sound when Vaggie came by with the Egg Boiz behind her.]

Vaggie: Alastor! And Y/n? What are you doing here.

Y/n: I'm only here to inform Alastor that the yearly gathering of the overlord is happening today.

Vaggie: really? So soon?

Y/n: yeah well the advancement of the extermination left them pretty surprises.

[Alastor looks surprised for a second and his eyes go from the deer carcass on the table to Vaggie]

Alastor: Do you mind? I'm in the middle of breakfast.

Vaggie: Pentious' eggs are all over the place, and I need you to get rid of them.

Alastor: *throws away knife and fork, stands up and summons microphone* Oh, well, in that case, I'd be delighted to!

Vaggie: Humanely!

Alastor: Hmm. Well, that's a lot less fun *eyes glow red and the x appears on his forehead*, but I suppose I can take care of that on my outing today. *walks out of the room*

Vaggie: Great! *looks at deer carcass* That looks disgusting.

[The scene changes back to the hotel foyer, where Charlie and the rest of the hotel's residents, minus Alastor and Y/b with all of them except for Charlie and Vaggie sitting on a sofa. Behind Charlie and Vaggie is a stage with a banner on it that reads "Trusting 101"]

Charlie: Hi, guys. Thanks for coming! It's been brought to our attention that there may be a little, tension in the hotel.

[As Charlie explained, everyone is hating each other or on edge. Sir Pentious grabs Niffty with his tail and makes to shoot her with his ray gun, but Vaggie snatches it out of his hands before he can.]

Vaggie: Tension that can be counterproductive to what we're trying to do here.

Charlie: We think that this group could really benefit from,

[The background goes to yellow and Charlie and Vaggie go flying up into the air.]

Charlie: Trust exercises!

Vaggie: Trust exercises. *begins falling* Ah, shit!

[Vaggie falls on the floor as the yellow background cracks and breaks. Charlie pulls Vaggie to her feet]

Charlie: Vaggie, we rehearsed this. (Sighs) *to everyone else* We're doing trust exercises!

Husk: So, uh, what's with the whole, uhh, this? *gestures to the stage behind Charlie and Vaggie* I'm not about to put on some show for these fucking chumps.

Angel Dust: Oh, I will *puts feet on Husk's legs*, but it's cash up front, and I know that one *points at Pentious* can't afford me.

Sir Pentious: Gross! I'd never think of it, spider!

Vaggie: Right, well, let's get started. Charlie?

Charlie: Actually, I thought maybe you could take the lead on this one. I trust everyone, so maybe you know better on how to build it properly! *walks over to stand by Husk, Niffty, Pentious and Angel*

Vaggie: What? Uhh, I don't know if I'm qualified, uh...,

Charlie: Oh, come on. It'll be easy! I'm sure you can handle this.

Vaggie: Yeah, um, *looks at them. All of them are looking grumpy except for Charlie and Niffty* Sure, I can handle this. No problem.

[Vaggie takes a deep breath and walks down one side of the stage.]

Vaggie: *drill sergeant style* All, right, so we are starting with trust falls! Each of you are going to share something vulnerable with the group about yourself and then fall backwards, while the rest of the group catches you. Got it? Who wants to go first?

Charlie: *raises hand* Ooh, ooh, me me me! Me! Me! Me!

Vaggie: All right, get on up here.

[Charlie runs past Vaggie and onto the stage.]

Charlie: I, I love you guys. Like, really, really love you. *falls backwards*

[Vaggie runs forward and catches Charlie.]

Vaggie: Gotcha!

Charlie: That... felt... good! Angel, why don't you go next?

Angel Dust: Fine. *walks onto the stage*

Vaggie: This time everyone needs to catch him, okay? Unless you want me to hurt you.

[Vaggie takes out a spear as a means of discipline for the others to come closer to the stage.]

Angel Dust: Somethin' about myself, huh? How about this? I LOVE to suck-

[Husk threateningly points at Angel.]

Husk: I swear to fuck if you say dicks!

Angel Dust: -popsicles, ya sicko! Get your mind outta the gutter!

[Angel falls backwards. Husk catches him]

Angel Dust: But, you know, dicks too!

[Husk drops him]

Angel Dust: *to Pentious* All, right, new guy, you're up.

[The room goes dark and a melodramatic music plays. A spotlight shines on Pentious.]

Sir Pentious: I... don't want to live without my minions. Nobody catch me! *falls backwards*

[Vaggie and Charlie catch him together.]

Sir Pentious: Damn it.

Vaggie: That's great. Wow, you are slimy. *drops Pentious* Okay, good job. Uh, Niffty?

[Niffty runs past them onto the stage, giggling manically]

Niffty: Sometimes, I kill mother-bugs in front of their children as a warning to others!

[Upon hearing this and seeing Niffty, the others were disturbed by her sadistic nature . Niffty flings herself off of the stage., but the others actively move out of the way to let her fall on the ground in the face. Despite that, Niffty seems to enjoy that.]

Niffty: *falls on her face* Yay! Pain!

[Niffty, giggling, runs back onto the stage to jump off again.]

Niffty: (Sighs) Pain!

[Charlie and Vaggie walk off to talk privately.]

Charlie: I don't know if this is really working the way we'd hoped. Maybe we should-

Vaggie: Honey, you have to trust me here. I got this, okay? I'll figure something out.

[Angel appears behind them.]

Angel Dust: If you're in the market for some ideas, I've got just the thing for some "trust buildin'".

Vaggie: *sighs* What do you have in mind?

[The scene changes to show a street in Pentagram City. Alastor and Y/n are walking down the street, closely followed by Pentious' Egg Boiz who are his new minions.]

Egg Boiz: Oh, boy! What's the plan, boss? I like your suit! What are the antlers for? Can I touch your staff thing? Are those your ears or is it your hair? I can't tell!

[Alastor's eye twitches as he walks down the street, a pained smile on his face.]

Alastor: So how have the other overlord been doing while I was gone?

Y/n: nothing really they usually stick to there own territory. We did get new additions but they quickly died like always.

Alastor: a that's good to hear I'm glad thing haven't gotten to different in my absence.

[ A shadowy person watches him from behind, before appearing in front of them, revealing himself to be an Overlord, Zestial.]

Zestial: Hark, Alastor, Y/n. How fare thee this day?

[Alastor makes a radio static sound effect, looking slightly scared as Y/n remaining the same]

Egg Boi: Who's that, boss? Want me to rough him up for you?

Alastor: Follow in silence if you value your shell! *taps Egg Boi's shell with his cane before turning back to Zestial* Greetings, Zestial!

[A demon comes out from an alleyway and sees Y/n, Alastor and Zestial.]

Bowler Hat Demon: Oh, holy shit!

Y/n: good day zestial.

Zestial: Ah, the weather, doth become this fine day.

[A cowboy demon comes out of the backdoor after a fight, and was about to go back in when he notices Zestial and panics before fleeing.]

Cactus Cowboy Demon: Whoa! Uh oh!

Alastor: Indeed, looks like we might have some acid rain this afternoon!

[A demon, seeing Zestial, pours gasoline over himself and sets himself on fire, screaming.]

Zestial: If our luck doth hold! I do revel in the screams. How art thou?

{Zestial begins walking down the street with Alastor and Y/n as tons of demons spotted them and hide, run, or avoid them from getting in their way.]

Zestial: It has been an age since thou hath graced us thy presence. Some hath spun wild tales of you falling to... holy arms.

Alastor: *laughs* Oh, I just took a well-earned sabbatical, nothing serious. *adjusts bow tie and coat in a window reflection* Though it's fun to keep everyone on their toes! *laughs as a laughing sound effect plays from his microphone*

Zestial: *chuckles* There too hath been rumor of thy involvement with the princess and her recent flight of fancy. Tell me, *cloak flares open briefly* how does thou fall in such folly?

Alastor: *spins cane* That is for me to know. But please, do guess, I'd love to know the theories! *continues walking*

Zestial: *chuckles* T'would be grander folly by far to assume the workings of your mind, Alastor. Thou hath been naught but an enigma since thy manifested in this realm!

Alastor: Coming from someone as ancient as you, I take that as quite the compliment!

[Alastor, Y/n, Zestial and the Egg Boiz walk into an alleyway with a row of lifts. The security camera spots Zestial walking in view with Y/n behind him, but Alastor's image glitches when the camera was on him. Zestial, Y/n and Alastor gets into one elevator. The Egg Boiz attempt to follow, but Alastor blocks them with his cane.]

Alastor: No, no. I have a very important task for you. Stay here and guard the front until I return.

[The Egg Boiz salute and the lift begins its ascent.]

Egg Boi: Oh, look. Frank is up there. *points to the lift, where one Egg Boi is inside, pounding on the glass*

Another Egg Boi: We have names?

[The lift reaches the top of the building and opens, where Alastor, Y/n Zestial and Frank walk out. Frank watches as other Overlords come out of other lifts and go into another room, Zeezi stepping over him due to her massive stature. Frank follows them in and stands near Alastor's seat, Y/n sits on the end of the table next to Rosie as they look at each other Y/n smiles and offers he's hand to her. She responded by smiling and taking he's hand as she slowly takes it up to her mouth and bites onto he's finger drawing blood and sucking he's finger as they stair at each other. After a few seconds Y/n slowly pulls he's finger away from her and gently swipe it across her lip leaving a trail of blood on them like lipstick. Rosie turns to look at Frank and he waves. She smiles widely at him, showing her pointed, knife-like teeth. Frank hides behind Alastor's chair as Carmilla Carmine walks to the head of the table with her daughter behind her as they wave at Y/n as the pass by.]

Carmilla Carmine: Welcome, Hell's sovereign overlords. I've invited you all here because you represent the controlling powers of our city. Together, you own millions of souls. Souls at risk with the new Extermination schedule. *pounds fist on table* We need to discuss what can be done to minimize the impact to our interest.

[Zestial takes his seat]

Carmilla Carmine: Zestial, so good to see you, my friend.

Zestial: *summons teacup and saucer* Enchanted as always, Carmilla.

Carmilla Carmine: *notices Alastor* Alastor?

Alastor: Yes, I know I've been absent some time. I'm sure you've all been wondering!

Carmilla Carmine: ...Not really. But welcome back in any case.

[Alastor narrows his eyes and looks offended in Carmilla's general direction.]

Carmilla Carmine: This year's Extermination was brutal, far more even than years past. We have assessed that about 16% of the population was lost and 22% of property was destroy but thank to Fallen angel Y/n and he's new recruits we manege to start rebuilding at a steady pace*slide is projected onto the wall behind her* With the angelic legions now returning twice as quickly, I think it prudent we-

[Carmilla is interrupted as Velvette opens the door and walks in, on the phone.]

Velvette: Yes, I've got it handled, Vox. Are you doubting me? Really? Me? That's what I thought. *laughs* Yes, I know. They're all a joke.*laughs* Thank you, V. See you soon. Kisses, darling.*hangs up and sits down at the opposite end to Carmilla*

Carmilla Carmine: Nice of you to join us, Velvette. Will your... colleagues be joining?

Velvette: No, they have better shit to do than to listen to an old windbag who thinks she's tough shit. I'm here to represent.

Y/n: are you sure cause it's sounds like they send there secretary.

[Y/n little comment makes some of the overlord giggle]

Velvette: The fuck did you just say [slams her hands on the table]

Y/n: Oh I'm sorry I must of talked to fats for your short attention span.

Velvette: you want to say that to my face chicken wing.

Y/n: I would but I can't kneel all the way down there maybe you should look for a step stool it could help people actually take you seriously.

Carmilla Carmine: Y/n that's enough. So, as I was saying, we need to discuss-

[Carmilla stops talking as Velvette waves her hand in the air.]

Carmilla Carmine: Yes?

Velvette: On the subject of discussion...

[Velvette takes out the head of an Exorcist and throws it onto the table. The other overlords look at it and mutter to each other.]

Zeezi: Holy shit!

Alastor: Oh! Tasty...

Carmilla Carmine: *narrows eyes* Where did you get this?

Velvette: We found it during Extermination day. If these Holy Rollers can be killed, the game has changed. *stands on top of table* We can take the fight to them. The boys and I have come up with a full assault plan--

[Velvette stops talking and she and the other overlords look at Zestial, who is sipping his tea loudly and aggressively to drown out Velvette.]

Zestial: If it be true thee and thy colleagues desire to war with such meagre proof, thou art far more... foolish than I be thought.

Velvette: *scoffs* Meagre proof? It's a dead fucking Exorcist. I'd say that's pretty fucking definitive. You going blind, old man?

Zestial: We know not how this perished. Mayhaps t'was not by a demon's hand at all. If we rush to war without knowing mightn't, they purge all of Hell for daring an uprising?

[The other overlords mutter in agreement. Velvette notices Carmilla's expression and smiles.]

Velvette: Oh, I get it. So Grandpa is too pussy to fight.

Y/n: says the weakest overlord.

[Velvette turn to Y/n furious]

Velvette: you want to repeat that!

Y/n: look your new to hell, what you've been here 10, 15 years? So maybe you don't know how things work around here. This [point at the dead exorcist] is a runt a simple foot soldier nothing special and like zestial said we don't know how it died. So tell me oh great war experts how are we supposed to go to war without knowing how to kill them.

Zestial: Fallen angel Y/n is correct plus Exorcist are not the only thing the heavens have at there disposal. They also have the archangels and if one of them were to be involved.

{Don't know how to write zestial so I'm not going to try}

Velvette: so I guess there's no point, right? *gets up in Zestial's face* Oh, what's the matter, Fossil? Too senile to make a real power grab for-

[Right before she could continue, Carmilla starts to get into her face, expressing outrage while singing, Respectless.]

Carmilla Carmine: ♪ You better show some respect! Check your behavior! no one speaks to Zestial that way! ♪

♪ Did you expect us to sit back and take your, insolent brazen display? ♪

Velvette: *laughs* ♪ You got it twisted, I'm not the one who needs a new attitude! ♪

♪ Maybe you missed it, but I'm that #Bitch and I will do nothing less than what I please, whoo! ♪

♪ I'm the backbone of the Vees, ♪

♪ Mad that I acted respectless? Well, it's cause no one could respect this! ♪

*walks across table* ♪ Sorry, group attendin'! Since when are Overlords too scared to fight? ♪

♪ You're long past trending! Sorry, bae, but I ain't swiping right! You've lost your relevance- ♪

Zestial: ♪ We can't act without more intelligence. ♪

Velvette: ♪ Ugh! No wonder I'm so respectless, I could eat you lot for breakfast! ♪

Carmilla Carmine: ♪ You and the Vees are inane and uninformed! ♪

Smug wannabes who don't heed when you've been warned! ♪

Velvette: ♪ 'Oops!' Did I strike a nerve? ♪

♪ 'Cause when I brought out the angel's head, *throws head across table* couldn't help but observe, that your wrinkled face was turning red! ♪

♪ And why are you avoiding war? That's what the guns you sell are for! Thanks to my being respectless, one thing I'm starting to suspect is *gets in Carmilla's face* You know why this angel's headless! Do you have a disclosure? ♪

Carmilla Carmine: ♪ This meeting's over! ♪

[Both Carmine and Velvette glare at each other. The other overlords are all staring at Carmilla and Velvette. Alastor finally decides to break the silence.]

Alastor: That was a productive meeting!

Velvette: Hm. Fine. Safe travels back to the nursing home, fuckers! *walks out the door* Kiss my arse! [Leaves\

Zeezi: *scoffs* What the hell? We literally just got here!

Camilla: Fallen angel Y/n would you please come with us we have thing to discuss.

Odette: Mother?

Y/n: sure no problem Carmilla.

[The overlords all begin to get up and leave. All of them walk back towards the lift except for Carmilla Carmine, Odette, Clara, Y/n  and Zestial, who walk towards another room. Alastor notices this as he is walking towards the lifts.]

Alastor: Hmm. Well that's interesting. *points at Frank with his cane* You, little egg creature. I have a job for you.

Frank: Oh. Yes, boss!

Alastor: Follow them!

[Frank salutes and runs after the overlords who went into another room.]

[The scene changes to Charlie, Vaggie and Angel standing in a BDSM sex dungeon. Slapping noises comes in the background. Angel is looking satisfied with himself, Charlie is looking incredibly shocked, and Vaggie looks angry.]

Vaggie: Angel! What the actual fuck?!

Angel Dust: No activity requires more trust than BDSM, baby. No bond stronger than those formed through bondage! That's their motto!

[Angel points to a poster on the wall, which does indeed read "No bond stronger than those formed through bondage".]

Charlie: Angel, love the enthusiasm. But, umm, uh, hmmm,

Vaggie: What makes you think anyone would be into this?

[The camera pans to Husk, who is purring as he gets massaged.]

Husk: You know, I, I don't hate this. *chuckles*

[Niffty, near Husk, is wearing a dominance outfit.]

Niffty: I'm ready to punish some bad boys! *giggles*

[Seeing Niffty and her outfit makes Husk give up.]

Husk: *gets up* ...Never mind, I-I'm out!

[A demon with snake hair comes up behind Charlie and starts giving her a massage. Other demons begin coming towards Charlie and rubbing themselves against her]

Charlie: Okay, hello there. Hi. Um. Hm. Hm,

{Vaggie pulls Charlie away from the other demons]

Vaggie: Ugh! I can't fucking believe I let you drag us here, Angel. This is disgusting.

Charlie: It's no big deal, Vaggie. You know, maybe I can just help, uh-

Vaggie: No. I told you you could trust me, and I'm not going to let you down. [walks away from Charlie] I just need to teach them, the way I was taught...

[As she said this, Vaggie smiles with excitement when she has the perfect trust exercise for all of them.]

[The scene changes to the group standing on a rooftop with half-destroyed buildings all around them. Everyone was shocked that the exercise has taken them to a live turf war battlefield with guns blazing in the background, demons screaming, and explosions booming.]

Charlie: *shouting over the other demons' screaming* THIS IS HOW YOU LEARNED.

[On the ground, demons are shooting each other, brawling with weapons, and one demon was on fire, screaming and running around while others are still enjoying the carnage.]

Cactus Cowboy Demon: Yee-haw!

Punk Demon: Let's go, Baby!

Cactus Cowboy Demon: Bring it on, Bitch!

[Back at the rooftop, Vaggie makes a drill sergeant march.]

Vaggie: *drill sergeant style* There is nothing stronger than the trust between comrades in arms. Buckle up, buttercups, because today you boys become men!

[There is a loud explosion in the background, sending shockwaves that sways Vaggie's hair with a satisfying smile. Vaggie advances on Pentious]

Vaggie: You, *picks up Pentious*

Sir Pentious: Wait, wait! I can't fight without my minions-

Vaggie: Are gonna survive together!

[Vaggie throws Sir Pentious off the building before turning to Angel Dust]

Vaggie: And you, (Angel Dust: D-don't you even think about it-) are gonna make this hotel work!

[As part of their trust exercise and Angel's punishment for the BDSM sex dungeon suggestion, Vaggie takes Angel up and throws him off of the roof.]

[Niffty bounces next to Vaggie, her arms raised with excitement., and psychotically smiling with anticipation.]

Niffty: My turn, my turn!

[Vaggie picks up Niffty as Husk goes back into the inside of the building, not wanting to get involved and realizing how far this exercise has gone. Vaggie makes to throw Niffty, but Charlie snatches her up before she can.]

Charlie: Vaggie! No!

Vaggie: This is the only way they'll learn, Charlie.

Charlie: No, it's not. *puts down Niffty* There are other ways. It just takes time!

[As Charlie talks to Vaggie, Niffty looks back at Charlie, asking to be lifted. When Charlie ignores her, Niffty jumps off of the building herself. In the off-screen background, Pentious, Angel, and Niffty are being heard fighting against hordes of demons.]

Vaggie: Time we don't have! How many Exterminations will have gone by before these idiots get their shit together? How many times will we have to watch your people be killed before we make headway? *turns away from Charlie*

Charlie: Vaggie,

Vaggie: I took charge today and it all went sideways. I'm supposed to make your dreams a reality. I'm supposed to protect you. *takes Charlie by the shoulders* I'm supposed to never fail you. *goes back to the edge of the rooftop*

Angel Dust: *in the background* I blame you for this, you crazy bitch!

Charlie: You didn't fail me. Vaggie, you're not-you're not-

Vaggie: If I can't help you, what's the point of me?

Charlie: *gasps* Vaggie, don't say that! You do so much! It's-

Vaggie: I'm sorry. I'd... I'd like to be alone for a minute.

[As Charlie walks to the other side of the rooftop, an exhausted Angel comes out of the door, carrying a battered, but intact Sir Pentious, before he throws him onto the roof.]

Angel Dust: Made it!

Charlie: *walks to door* Let's go home, guys.

Angel Dust: Ugh! I just walked up all those stairs!

[As Angel pulls Sir Pentious back down the stairs, Vaggie stays on the rooftop by herself, looking at all the destroyed buildings around her.]

[The scene changes to show Carmilla Carmine, Odette, Clara, Y/n and Zestial all in a room together, with Frank spying on them from behind a pot plant. Carmilla mutters in Spanish as she pours herself a drink, before beginning to down the bottle instead of the glass she poured for herself.]

Zestial: Carmilla, what troubles thou? Losing thy composure is unlike thee.

Y/n: yeah you usually don't let the V's get under your skin

Carmilla Carmine: *sighs* It's nothing, really.

Zestial: The felled angel... t'was by thy hand, was it not?

Y/n: wait it was you?

Carmilla Carmine: Let's not talk about it.

Clara: Mom, maybe he should know.

Carmilla Carmine: Nobody should know. I did what I had to do. I am not discussing this.

Zestial: *lays hand on her shoulder, before singing in a soulful tone.*

♪ What weighs on your soul, old friend? I implore you to share the load! ♪

♪ If it was thou who slew the angel, why not let your strength be known? ♪

Carmilla Carmine: ♪ I always thought... ♪

♪ That I would keep blood off my face. ♪

♪ But when that thing attacked, I had to act, to cross that line and keep them safe. ♪

♪ But if anyone knew, then all of Hell would rise to war, and who's to say? ♪

[a guitar begins playing as Carmilla's Voice raises]

♪ Who'd survive the fray? I might lose the ones that I'd been killing for! ♪

♪ So, I'll *Clara and Odette come over to her and she wraps her arms around them* I'll be your keeper! ♪

♪ Do whatever it takes, I'll make the mistakes! ♪

[Carmilla is also speaking to Zestial in the next line, who seems surprised that Carmilla wants to keep him safe as well]

♪ I'll keep you safe and keep this secret. ♪

[The scene changes to Vaggie, now at the foot of the hotel and beginning to climb up it]

Vaggie: ♪ When I saw your face, you made me feel like a stranger in a brand new place ♪

♪ And it felt so good to be understood! ♪

♪ But there's so much I wished that I could say ♪

♪ So I, I'll be your armour ♪

♪ Do whatever it takes, I'll make the mistakes ♪

♪ I'll spend my life being your partner ♪

♪ Carmilla Carmine: And I don't know what we might face ♪

♪ But I know I can't replace you ♪

♪ So I'll do anything to save you ♪

Vaggie: ♪ And I will try to make your dreams come true ♪

Both: Whatever we go through

♪ I know I ♪

(Carmilla Carmine: ♪ I'll be your keeper ♪)

(Vaggie: ♪ I'll be your armour ♪)

♪ Whatever it takes ♪

(Carmilla Carmine: ♪ I'll make the mistakes ♪)

(Vaggie: ♪ I'll make the mistakes ♪)

♪ Whatever it takes ♪

Y/n: so [stand up] you manege to kill a angel.

Carmilla: Yes it was during the extermination we were out collecting the discarded weapons they left behind and we got over run.

Y/n: and trying to protect Odette and Clara you strike down a exterminator.

Carmilla: yes it was the only way to protect them.

Y/n: what were you thinking Carmilla! Going out during the extermination! You could have gotten all three of you killed.

Odette: it not her fault Y/n.

Clara: we wanted to test your theory and what better way then during the extermination.

Y/n: you idiot [he hug's Odette and Clara] then you should have waited for me. I don't know what I would have done if something happened to you and I wasn't there to.

Carmilla: I know my love [hugs her daughter with Y/n as she gives him a passionate kiss after a few seconds the separated] but it seems you were right. The exterminator seems to be getting weaker.

Zestial: I've noticed that too and if the report you've sent us Y/n are to be believed.

Y/n: then something is going on in heaven.

Carmilla: Yes and we fear that it won't be long until they figure it out and send.

Y/n: plus the news of a exterminator being killed will send them in a panic. It won't be long until they send something stronger then a exterminator.

[ Y/n imagine a 6 fire winged angel hovering over hell with a flaming sword in hand]

Y/n: Carmilla I have a favor to ask.

Carmilla: what is it my love?

Y/n: I need you to make something for me.

[The scene changes to the Egg Boiz scavenging for weapons, parts, and garbage in a dumpster.]

Egg Boiz: Ohhhh, this one smells like fun *laughs* Oh, I love garbage.

[The elevator door rings, and Alastor is waiting for the Egg Boi, Frank, to return after spying on Carmilla and Zestial. He's bout to join the others when Alastor stops him.]

Alastor: So, what did you hear?

Egg Boiz: First, the old guy w-was all, "Y-you're not yourself. You're the one who killed the angel," a-a-and, she was all , "♪ Whatever it takes ♪"

Alastor: And then what was the last thing?"

Egg Boiz: She killed the angel?

Alastor: Interesting. Lets keep this between us *makes a evil grin that statics the whole screen for a brief moment* Shall we?

Egg Boiz: [unfazed] You got it, boss!

[Frank salutes to Alastor as they leave.]

[Back at the inside of the hotel, Charlie looks down after a disastrous trust exercise. Vaggie came on the balcony to see her.]

Vaggie: *waves* Hey.

Charlie: *waves* Hey.

Vaggie: *sighs* I'm sorry I got so crazy today.

Charlie: *grabs Vaggie's hand* No, no, I'm sorry. I'm sorry I put pressure on you. We work as a team. I guess I just thought all this would be easier, but, we'll figure it out, together. I mean, look what your exercise did for them.

[The camera pans over to Angel, Pentious, and Niffty laughing amongst themselves after one crazy battle against the demons in a turf war.]

Angel Dust: *laughs* And then, when that buff guy started beating the shit outta you!

Sir Pentious: *laughs* Yes, and with the dismembered arm, *laughs* Yes, that was... particularly unpleasant. (dejected)

Niffty: *giggles* I liked that part *giggles*

Husk: Well... hey, at least you can take a beating like a champ. *comes over and pats him* You did okay, new kid.

Sir Pentious: ...Really? Oh well, I suppose I did get into a little of the old, rough and tumble today. *laughs* And uh, thank you for pulling me out of there.

[Everyone laughs with enjoyment, but Niffty slightly ruins the moment when by continuously laughing manically, causing the other three to stop and witness her insanity.]

Vaggie: Well, how about that?

[The front door opens, and Alastor enters the hotel with the Egg Boiz minions tailing behind him. Vaggie notices them and calls out to Alastor.]

Vaggie: Alastor. failed to get rid of the eggs, I see.

Alastor: Yes, well, the little monsters prove to be rather useful.

[At the end of the sentence, Alastor glows with excitement over the new information he received about the overlords.]

Vaggie: Why don't you give them back to Pentious.

[Upon hearing this, Pentious gets teary when Vaggie is allowing him to keep his minions.]

Sir Pentious: *teary* Really?

Vaggie: Yeah. After today, I guess I can trust you with them. But seriously, no more weapons.

[At the last part, with every word, the camera zooms with every sword sound at her narrowing eyes, showing how serious Vaggie is about no more building weapons.]

[Pentious gets emotionally and slithers down to hug his Egg Boiz as Alastor walks away.]

Sir Pentious: Ahhh! My eggs! Yay. Ah, it's so good to have you back. *drops the Egg Boiz* Now, go clean my quarters this instant!

[At his command, the Egg Boiz immediately scatters away as Charlie and Vaggie watched them leave.]

Charlie: Maybe, things 'll move fast than you think.

[At the end of the day, Pentious is seen getting ready for bed in his room with his Egg Boiz in tow and pajamas.]

Sir Pentious: Ah! How was your day with Alastor, my minions?

Frank: It was awesome boss, I went to this meeting and there was a knife lady, an old guy, and a dinosaur!

Sir Pentious: Mmm, that's nice.

Frank: And the knife lady killed an angel! And I... was not supposed to talk about it.

[Sir Pentious does not believe him at all]

Sir Pentious: Oh, I'm so sure and maybe you'll meet Martians tomorrow, but now is time for sleep. Good Night Eggies.~

[The Egg Boiz roll over to Sir Pentious and cuddle together as Frank yawns to sleep, and the episode ends.]

[Cut back to Y/n as he steps out of the elevator and started to leave back to the hotel]

???: you really know how to keep a girl waiting.

[Y/n turn to see velvette stepping away from a corner with a couple dozen goons with Vox and Valentino]

Y/n: how cute the secretary and a couple of goons ambushing me.

Velvette: you think your being cute.

Y/n: bitch I'm adorable.

Velvette: [glares at Y/n only to lose it and gain a smirk] you know you think cause your the son of a all powerful fallen angel that fought against heaven it gives you the Idea that your also all powerful but I know the truth.

Y/n: [confused] and that would be?

Velvette: that your the weakest fallen angel.

Y/n:..... [Laughs a little] what would give you that id-

Velvette: then show me your wings.

[The sudden mentioned of wings made Y/n go silent]

Velvette: [smirk] I hear that fallen angels have beautiful black wings more so the member of the grigori that have six. So it would really mean a lot to me if you could show me yours o fallen angel of "lightning".

[The last part she said it with a little bit of venom]

Y/n:.... [Series] how do you know about that.

Velvette: oh it wasn't that hard spent couple hours snooping around followed up on a few rumors and got one of your fallen angel friends a little drunk.

Y/n:......

Velvette: oh what's the matter to shock to sa-

Y/n: I'm impressed.

[Velvette turn to Y/n confused]

Velvette: I'm sorry could you repeated that? Your what?

Y/n: Impressed not many know about my lack of wings and you managing to find out is impressive.

Velvette: o-oh uh thank? But that won't save you from your beat-

Y/n: oh you mean your illusion.

Velvette: come on! I spent a lot of time setting this up urgh!

[velvette swipe her hand to the side making the goons and vox and Valentino disappear]

Velvette: how did you know they were illusion?

Y/n: that's easy there soul.

Velvette: soul? I don't follow.

Y/n: every being in hell has a soul when they arrived and powerful being can sense soul's of the people around them. And what gave your illusion away was Vox and Valentino. I'm impressed velvette before this my impression of you wasn't very high I just thought that you were just vox and Valentino little assistant but this really change my view of you. To bad your special are not use to there potential.

Velvette: oh so know I'm a threat to you now you take me seriously please like you can give me better.

Y/n: and what if I told you I can.

[This got velvette interested]

Velvette: go on.

Y/n: I mean you said it yourself "your the back bone of the V's" but do Vox and Valentino really see it like that?

Velvette:....

Y/n: Would they really fall apart if you would be gone.

Velvette:....

Y/n: you work so hard making a entire clothing line for them and yet who makes all the money.

Velvette:.....

Y/n: you attend a meeting with other overlord and you bring a head of a exterminator and yet Vox and Valentino are nowhere to be seen.

Velvette:.....

Y/n: But I can give you something that no other overlord could.

Velvette: and that would be?

Y/n: [smirk] access to the other ring.

Velvette: [shocked] wh-what? How? the rules say that no sinner can go below to the other rings.

Y/n: that is true but I'm not a sinner I'm a fallen angel. A fallen angel that has a lot of connections [starts circling velvette] like a popular pop star, a pair of up an coming clown performers, members of the art goetia and even some of the sins.

Velvette: th-thats, you got t- l- ho-?

Y/n: I have my ways.

Velvette: [suspicion] what the catch? This sounds to good to be true.

Y/n: your smarter then you look.

Velvette: I wasn't born yesterday now hurry up and tell me the catch.

Y/n: nothing major just for you and I to be partners.

Velvette: Really? You give me all that and all you want is to be partners? Like actual partners not me working for you.

Y/n: nope, everything you do is your all the money all the power. I'm just the guy that helps you make that happen. So what do you say we have deal.

Velvette:..... [She's stayed quite until she smirk] deal chicken wing. [Shakes he's hand]

Y/n: good now how about we celebrate our new partnership with a few drinks I know a great bar my treat.

Velvette: well you better be ready to be broke cause I'll drink you poor.

Y/n: he will see about that [pulls out he's phone and started texting somebody]

[Cut back to the hotel as we see Vaggie and Charlie are getting ready to go to bed. Veggie is laying on the bed reading a book while Charlie walks out of the in room bathroom wearing a towel. A phone ring next to vaggie as she pick it up and read what on it.]

Charlie: is that Y/n? Is he's meeting with Carmilla over?

Vaggie: it is Y/n and it seems he will be staying at he's place. Looks like he made a new business partnership and is celebrating.

Charlie: ah so another is added to he's all increasing harem.

Vaggie: [smiles] it seems that way but we knew what we were getting into.

Charlie: yeah [smiles] smiles I know. But who said we couldn't have any fun.

[Vaggie lock at Charlie confused as Charlie smirk and drops her towel exposing her naked body to vaggie. Vaggie is stund for a few seconds but she Also smirks as her and Charlie start to make out]

[Cut to a few hours later to a penthouse suite in the middle of the city as it cut to a bedroom with a naked Y/n and a naked velvette making love. Velvette has her hand on Y/n chest as she grinds on he's member]

Velvette: co-come on is that all you got it only been a few hours I can do this all day.

Y/n: I'll hold you to that [grabs her hip as its cuts to black]

{And that's another chapter done let me know what you guys think about it and I will see you all in the next chapter}

{Few that took a while but I did it. For a head up I'm going to star making chapters for helluva boss next so stay tuned for that. But I hope you enjoy the chapter don't forget to leave a vote and a comment I'll really appreciate it you did and I will see you all in the next chapter}

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