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Luke; 11:12 what was your wish
Ashton; to take the perfectist picture with Alex
Luke; "perfectist" yup
Luke; and u say I suck at spelling words
Ashton; I'm just really excited
Luke; I'll make that happen for u bc I love u that much
Ashton; youre so good to me
Luke; 1-10 how much do u love me
Ashton; 3
Luke; oh
Ashton; :-)
Luke; rude
Ashton; okay fine I'll give you a 7
Luke; 9?
Ashton; 7.5
Luke; 10
Ashton; 5
Luke; 8?
Ashton; fine 8
Luke; yesssss
Ashton; you're so weird
Luke; guess what material shirt I'm wearing
Ashton; jc penny's?
Luke; Ashton I said material
Ashton; that is a material!
Luke; no it's not how the fuck do u pass ur classes
Luke; just guess the material
Ashton; is cotton a material?
Luke; I'm facepalming so hard. Yes Ashton it is
Ashton; then cotton
Luke; no
Luke; boyfriend material ;)
Ashton; THAT WAS SO LAME YOURE SO LAME
Luke; cmon tho I'm boyfriend goals
Ashton; how's that?
Luke; well for one I'm cute as hell
Ashton; is hell cute?
Luke; it is now
Ashton; go on
Luke; I'm down to cuddle at all times(and fuck but not important)
Luke; I'll buy concert tickets for that person even if I didn't like the people, like what boyfriend does that?
Luke; did I mention I'm cute as hell? Bc I'm cute as hell
Luke; I've been told I can do wonders with my mouth ;-)
Luke; if they play a sport, it'll become my sport too bc support is key
Luke; and okay I'm a clingy asshole but so are koalas and nobody complains about koalas
Luke; I'm a great cook
Luke; I'll kiss them when they're sick bc germs can smd and also become their bitch bc love
Luke; and just id be a good boyfriend
Ashton; I wouldn't mind if we dated
Luke; we should date
Ashton; maybe if you're lucky ;)
Luke; is that a promise?
Ashton; you never know ;)
Luke; don't make promises u can't keep D-:
Ashton; why do you always put the nose it's so annoying
Luke; shut up asshole u put it sometimes too
Ashton; answer my question
Luke; because it makes them look more happy and cheerful
Ashton; what?
Luke; :) - looks like a fake smile like 'ha ha yup I'll smile for ur sake'
Luke; :-) - looks so much happier like gUYS LOOK I HAVE A NOSE NOW MY SMILE DOESNT LOOK FAKE
Ashton; what is wrong with you
Ashton; honestly you're so lame
Ashton; why did I answer you the first time you ever texted me
Luke; bc I was one kool kat
Luke; also if u didn't u wouldn't be going to an ATL concert now would u, no so stfu
Ashton; okay true
Luke; hey
Ashton; hi?
Luke; I'm cute as hell
Ashton; I know
Ashton; you've told me like 3 times already
Luke; do u not think I'm cute :-(
Ashton; oh my god Luke
Luke; I juST WANT TO BE COMPLIMENTED
Luke; all Michael does is call me annoying and ugly :-(
Ashton; then get a boyfriend
Luke; I'm trying to
Ashton; oh
Ashton; well um how's that going then?
Luke; eh idk if they like me back so
Ashton; just ask them
Luke; but rejection?
Ashton; go for it
Luke; um
Ashton; make like nike and just do it
Luke; ITS EASIER SAID THAN DONE ASHTON
Ashton; stop being a wimp
Luke; maybe later, I'll tell you how it goes
Ashton; okay
Luke; okay
Ashton; don't go all tfios on me
Luke; sorry babe
Ashton; babe ey?
Luke; sorry it just kind of slipped out sorry if it made u uncomfortable
Ashton; I never said I didn't like it ;)
Luke; oh
Luke; OH
Luke; alright ;-)
Ashton; the stupid fucking nose
Luke; guess what
Ashton; ?
Luke; I think the person I like kind of likes me back
Ashton; oh. that's great.
Luke; :-)
Ashton; yay.
Luke; be excited for me!
Ashton; I'm stoked.
Luke; :-)
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Luke and Ashton are oblivious lil fuck heads.
I write these chapters so fast and easily if I have an idea for the beginning bc then I just add random stuff for the rest.
btw I have no idea how a meet and greet(cries a little) goes so when that chapter comes I'm going to wing that part with how I see how it happens in videos and everything.