Saturday
June 4 2023
8:30am
Cherry Gardens
“suh wah yuh do put her Innah him bed?"
Mani ask puffing the cigar
“no mi put har Innah one ah him guest rooms dem will eventually find each other then bam...love at first sight"
“bumboclaat bredda turn Cupid to pussy"
We both laugh
“but seriously... Ah dat yuh do?"
him stop laugh now...oh
“yes bredda when dem meet dem meet awah?? "
“jeezas christ why yuh neva give bayka likkle sense"
Him ask looking at the sky
Okay looking at it now it might be a bad idea worse like how Zidii short temper and she full ah attitude
Where the fuck am I swear to god if bayka try nuh shit wid me as much as mi love him mi aguh bun him up...
Yuh and who??
She brite eee ah try spoil the man nice face
room nice doh anywho mi come out ah the room ah try find out where mi deh mi see ah bathroom a bedroom with initials Z.B door cute doh bayka name nuh start wid Z anyways
Mi see living room and oh the kitchen mi hungry enuh and it look like bayka ah cook at last him know how to accommodate visitor
“fomula my Barbie doll-"
Mi feel somebody behind mi by the time mi turn round BOOM is a pretty likkle mamz dat
“Who yuh b"
me ask being the bigger person
“where is bayka?"
She said not looking at my face
Look how boy nice and she ah gwaan
like mi hard fi look pon
Or ah because she find something else fi look pon
“how yuh know bayka"
Mi ask turning off the stove
“him and armanii bring mi here last night him put mi fi sleep and practically kidnap mi" she say now looking at my face
oh caaz mi did aguh aguh likkle
closah and force har fi look pon mi
Which is right
“mi aguh call him"
Mi tek out mi phone outs mi sweatpants pocket and realize say mi naav on nuh shirt under the apron
Oh she find something betta fi look pon indeed
“you know bayka?"
She ask
“how mi nuffi know mi bredda weh mi practically live wid caaz him muh know my yard different from fi him? Come to think of it mi nuh think him live nuh weh enuh"
She see she ah try fi nuh laugh
Like she think man ah joke
“Yow homeless... Ah mamz deh yah ah ask fi yuh enuh"
“wah she name"
He asked from his end
“mamz wah yuh name?"
Mi look pon har and see har ah laugh pon har phone
“Lia"
Plane suh?
She know who.mi be
“Lia she name enuh bro"
“oh ah your chick dat man"
My chick?
“wah yuh mean my chick"
“mi did tink yaah swim around suh mi bring yuh ah nice mamz fi get yuh back on track" mi hear mani and metro ah laugh
“homeless doh come back ah mi place"
Mi did affi laugh
“Mi cook breakfast yuh waah some"
mi look pon har she lean ova the counta
Mumma bumpa aguh roun an roun
Batty big yuh fuck would a knock it
Wah yuh co-wait ah you name Zidii"
She looked at me
“yuh see another Zidi anywhere?"
“how much oman yuh bredda guh through dem window and kidnap dem bring come to yuh?" She asks sitting down
“suh ah me alone neva know bout dis?"
Mi ask har
“Yes apparently"
“suh yuh naah eat?"
“No mi waah have Pitney before Mi dead"
She said and I gave her a deadpan face
“When you done eat mi ready fi guh home"
Dah girl yah man
Mi phone start ring bombaat mommy dat enuh
“yes mommy"
...
“im at a friend's house I'll be home soon"
...
“Yes mommy its a bo-no you know what I'm coming now"
“ready?him did kidnap yuh wid anything?"
Him really just ask mi dat
“only mi phone"
“bro yuh mad enuh"
we all laugh
“we ah family suh mi affi help out mi bredda"
Mi hear bayka phone ring
“yow...alright we ah fawud e wole ah we did a bill a vybez but we ah come now...ahh"
“awah?"
Mi ask him
“dem ketch e pussy"
He said happily
Everyone started cheering as we got up and went towards bayka's car
To be continued...