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What are they like when dating them?

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By HelloKitty_Machete

Cute headcannons I have for them :) (slight NSFW mentions) 

   Charlie: 

Super shy first few weeks of dating. 

Got more comfortable after a month or so. 

Brags about you to the hotel staff. 

Tells you about everything about her dream to redeem sinners 24/7. 

Bunch of cuddles and kisses. 

Gives you gifts all the time. 

Nervous to say 'I love you' to you because she doesn't wanna feel like she's going too fast in the relationship, but will say it back if you say it first.

"You're the sweetest person in all of Hell, Y/N! I don't know what I'd do without you." 

    Vaggie: 

Calls you cute but simple pet names like 'Honey/Hun', 'Sweetie' and 'Baby'. 

Protective girlfriend, but understands if she crosses your boundaries. 

Hugs you from behind a lot, doesn't matter how tall you are. 

Sweet, soft but passionate kisses. 

Lets you preen her wings. 

Takes you on dates every now and then and spoils you with food. 

If she gets mad and accidentally takes it out on you, she'll apologize over and over and shower you in kisses. 

"Oh, baby...you never let me down and you're perfect just the way you are." 

    Alastor: 

Doesn't let you touch him in anyway or form, but snuggles with/against you all the time. 

Doesn't like the idea of kissing, but would only do it if ever mentioned it (which you don't because you know his opinion on it) 

Cooks for you every night when it's just the two of you. 

Lets you listen to his radio broadcasts. 

Gives you different kinds of flowers when he feels like it. 

You're the only one who knows he has a tail (ofc you're forbidden of touching it) 

Way too protective, will kill someone if a stranger even looks at you. 

Doesn't understand much about relationships, but tries his best. 

Has his own was of saying 'I love you'. 

"Darling, you are such a delight to be with, you know that?" 

    Angel Dust: 

Always dirty talks with you, but never to the point you get uncomfortable. 

Calls you 'Mommy/Daddy/Master' as a joke when you're not having sex. 

Is very cuddly with you. 

Lets you borrow his clothes. 

Says you're the other parent of Fat Nuggets. 

Invites you to go to clubs with him when he's off of work. 

Big spoon 100%

Baby talks you when you're emotional. 

"Y/N, you make me feel more alive than the hardest drug out there..." 

    Husk:

Always grumpy, but you always seem to relax him. 

Purrs when you cuddle with him. 

Kneads you when he's comfortable and feeling lovey-dovey. 

Gets flustered pretty easily, but is able to hide it. 

Grooms your hair when it's messy. 

Gives you small kisses throughout the day. 

Showers with you (non sexual way) 

Doesn't know what to get you gift-wise, so he gets a bottle of booze for you. 

Says 'I love you' pretty often. 

"You seem stressed...needa talk about it?" 

    Nifty:

Literally cleans and does every chore for you. 

Asks for you to pick her up just to kiss somewhere on your face. 

Goes crazy when someone insults you. 

Stares into your soul when you talk to her. 

Really loyal. 

Asks you if she looks okay when she's just getting dressed into something causal. 

Takes care of you even if you barely stubbed your toe. 

Talks about how good of a parent you'd be. 

"You make me wanna squeeze the life out of you...you're that cute!" 

    Sir Pentious: 

Always compliment you about literally anything. 

Somewhat nervous when cuddling with you, but warms up after awhile. 

Playfully bites you randomly when sneaking up on you. 

Rants about his inventions to you. 

Gets jealous pretty easily but never says anything about it. 

Makes you cool robotic things (you have 1423 of em) 

Calls you stuff like 'My little mouse', 'My love', and 'Dearest' 

Gives you massages without you even asking for them. 

"You make me feel new things, my little mouse...It's extraordinary." 

   Cherri Bomb:

Lets you go fuck shit up with her. 

Wears your clothes all the time. 

Not a very touchy person, but gives the best hugs. 

Lets you rest your head on her lap and plays with your hair (SKDNKSSKDJDJ)

Feels really comfortable around you, so she's more open with you. 

Takes pictures of you sleeping and keeps them for herself (non creepy way) 

Gets drunk and you have to take care of her. 

"You're a bad bitch...that's what I like about ya!" 

    Vox: 

Always working but finds ways to hang out with you. 

Literally the ADHD bf that's oblivious of your emotions. 

Says he doesn't get jealous but gets jealous WAY TOO EASILY. 

Makes you watch a bunch of movies with him when he has time. 

Talks shit about Alastor a lot with you. 

Likes to rest his head on your lap. 

100% an attention whore. 

Calls you stuff like 'babe'. 

"You're the only thing that matters to me...*continues to bitch about Alastor*" 

    Valentino: 

When you first met, he asked you if you wanted to be a porn star.

Says love is a waste of time, but he's actually down bad for you. 

You relax him, therefore he (sometimes) treats his employees right. 

Basically forces you to wear his clothes just so he can have them back and have your smell on them. 

Has specific pet names involving your name (Example: Teddy Bear if you're name was Theodore/Ted/Teddy) 

Not much for cuddles, but does when you (cough) beg (cough) for it. 

Buys you sex toys as gifts for you (lmao) 

Not overprotective over you, but would beat a bitch up if he absolutely had to. 

"Hmmm...Does (Y/N) need something? Ask for it nicely and you might just get it..." 

    Velvette:

Designs all your clothes (that you both agree the style on). 

Every now and then she'll post about how you're the best s/o. 

Always takes pictures with you. 

You're the only person she doesn't yell at. 

Lets you do her makeup (if you know how to) and practices makeup designs on you. 

Buys you literally everything she sees that reminds her of you. 

Doesn't seem like the cuddly type, but she is. 

Dislikes PDA because she doesn't wanna embarrass you. 

Loves to kiss your neck

"Come here...let's show all of Hell how much I love ya!" 

    Lucifer: 

Clingy as fuck. 

Made you a rubber duck that has your obvious features. 

Wants to be the big spoon but ends up being the small spoon. 

Tells you he loves you every second. 

Looks like a cinnamon roll, but looks like he would kill (for) you. 

Tells people to respect you more than him. 

Hugs you when he's upset. 

Scared to tell you about his problems, but eventually does. 

Makes songs about you and sings them to you. 

Loves to grab you by your waist. 

"As being the king of Hell and being able to tell you what to do...I demand you to give me a forehead kiss." 

    Carmilla: 

Soft and caring girlfriend. 

Calls you stuff like 'Mi amor', 'Cariño mío', and 'Joya preciosa'.

(For people who don't understand Spanish) says things to you in Spanish that she doesn't want you to hear because she's scared she might be too cheesy. 

Likes to slow dance with you. 

Gives you sweet and soft kisses everywhere. 

Picks you up like you weigh nothing. 

Instead of saying 'my daughters' when talking with you she says 'our daughters' 

Makes sure you get from point A to point B safely when you go places by yourself. 

"Eres más brillante que todos las estrellas del cielo nocturno..."  

    Rosie:

Lets you work with her. 

When she can, she feeds you and refuses to let you feed yourself. 

Lets you vent to her when you need to. 

Likes to go on walks around Cannibal Town with you. 

Nibbles on your cheek and neck playfully as a form as physical contact. 

Baby talks you when you're sick. 

Lets you wear her clothes when you want to.

Kisses you goodnight and tucks you in. 

"You're so cute...I could just eat you up!" 

    Adam:

Is the gamer boyfriend that doesn't pay a lot of attention to you.

Tells literally everyone that you're his. 

Kind of an asshole but eventually makes up for whatever he did wrong. 

Talks to you about how good he is at killing sinners 

Listens to metal and rock music with you. 

Not necessarily romantic, but will buy you stuff like flowers or stuffed animals. 

Not the person to say 'I love you', but he will when he's hopelessly in love with you. 

Will stare into your eyes for the longest time while you're talking to him. 

"Are you a metal song? Because you make my heart headbang." (yes I looked this up because he's the type to cheesy pick up lines) 

    Lute:

Acts tough, but she's sensitive about what you say, act, do with her. 

You both steal each others clothes 

You cuddle together when sleeping 

Gets mad easily, but you calm her down. 

Doesn't like PDA whatsoever. 

Gets flustered way too easily...

But can fluster you right back. 

Hand holder 

Calls you pet names like 'My prince/princess' and 'Sunshine' 

"You know...you are the one I want to protect for all eternity." 

(1513 words) 

Holy shit this took way longer than I thought it would TvT. I hope you enjoyed this chapterrr...bye bye! 

- Teddy


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