Take these incorrect quotes as a gift!!
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(Y/n): As your best friend—
Chifuyu: Baji is my best friend..
(Y/n), holding a knife: As your best friend—
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Izana: I am my own person.
Izana: I listen to no one.
Izana: I make the rules.
Izana: I am the Supreme Leader.
Izana: What I say goes.
Izana: I am the most powerful person in the entire world.
(Y/n): Izana, could you come here for a sec?
Izana: fine...
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(Y/n): *trips over air*
Baji: Hah, what a loser.
• later •
Baji, kicking air: What the fUCk did you do that for, huh??
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Y/N: Did you just refer to a knife as a "people opener" ?!
Izana: should I not have?
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(Y/n): you are the most jealous man i known.
Mikey: you know other men!?
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Random toman member: I dare you to kiss the next person who walks into this room.
Mitsuya: Screw that, I'm not kissing any of you.
*(Y/n) walks in*
Mitsuya: Fine, I'll do it. Rules are rules you know.
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(Y/n): Hina, you love me, right?
Hinata: Normally I'd say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere I won't like..
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(Y/n): Do you want to explain the text you sent me last night?
Hanma: It was autocorrect.
(Y/n): Autocorrect wrote "You're so hot. Please step on me."?
Hanma: Yes.
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(Y/n): That's ridiculous, Akkun doesn't have a crush on me.
Yamagishi: Yes he does.
Takuya: Yes he does!
Akkun: Yes I do.
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(Y/n): I owe you one!
Mikey: That's ok. You can just date me and we'll call it even.
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Makoto: Why do you look like that?
Akkum, laying face-first on the floor: Like what?
Makoto: Like you're dead.
Akkun: It's because I'm dying. Leave me here to perish.
Yamagishi: Akkun accidentally called (Y/n) "babe" in front of everyone today.
Akkun: *sobs into the floor*
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Draken: I have feelings for you.
(Y/n): Why? What's wrong with you? Are you sure you're okay?
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Koko: If I say I love you, will you say it back?
(Y/n): Yes.
Koko: I love you.
(Y/n): It back.
• Later •
Taiju, asking inupi: Why is koko crying face-down on the floor?
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Taiju: Cause your pretty and your smart, and your ignoring me so your obviously my type.
(Y/n), who was distracted: I'm sorry- what were you saying?
Taiju: Perfect.
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Mikey: Let's watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl.
(Y/n): Okay!
Mikey: And make out during the scary parts.
(Y/n): Th-
(Y/n): The scary parts..
(Y/n): Of Sharkboy and Lavagirl?
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(Y/n): Ugh, crushes are so dumb!
Hakkai: I know. Whenever I'm near the person I like I just start acting stupid.
(Y/n): But you're always acting stupid?
Hakkai: ...
Hakkai: Yeah, don't think about that too hard.
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Smiley: Is this your plan B?
(Y/n): Technically, this is plan P.
Smiley: Plan P? Is there a plan M?
(Y/n): Yes, but I marry Angry in plan M.
Angry: I like plan M.
Smiley: i dont.
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Ran: I've never asked someone out. How do you even do it?
(Y/n): Oh, what I do is, I look them up and down and I say: "Hey... how you doin'?"
Rindou, scoffing: Oh, please.
(Y/n), to Rindou: Hey, how you doin'?
Rindou:
Rindou: *blushes*
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Bonten!Sanzu: *pretending to joke* So when are you going to go out with me?
(Y/n): I don't know. When are you going to ask me to?
• later •
Bonten!Ran: And you just ran away?!
Bonten!Sanzu: I didn't expect her to flirt back!
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Baji: I'm in love with you.
(Y/n): We called off the prank war last night at midnight, dork.
Baji: I know.
(Y/n): Ah. Okay. Um. Cool. Neat. Very cool. Cool. Cool. Coolcoolcool-
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(Y/n): The relationship I have with romance is like a horror story. I can enjoy it in media when well executed but in real life my reaction to someone pursuing me romantically and pursuing me with an axe are more or less the same.
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(Y/n): The stars are so beautiful...
Ran: They're just giant balls of gas.
(Y/n): You know what, if you're just going to ruin this, then-
Ran: And yet none of them are as huge as my love for you.
(Y/n): Oh...
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(Y/n): Did Hinata just tell me she loved me for the first time?
Chifuyu: Yeah, she did.
(Y/n): And did I just do finger guns back?
Chifuyu: Yeah, you did.
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Hakkai: I'm this close to falling in love with (Y/n).
Yuzuha: Your fingertips are touching.
Hakkai: Exactly.
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Kisaki: We should be partners.
(Y/n): You mean like, partners in crime?
Kisaki: Yeah... that's precisely what I meant.
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