Welcome back to another skit. I'm excited to do these again.
So awhile back in my senior year of hs I was in a Shakespeare class, and one of the assignments we had was reading aloud scripts written in Shakespearean, I joined the group that was reading the Mean Girls script (which I saved). Anyway, welcome to Haikyuu as Mean Girls (but in Shakespearean) PT.1. (Also please remember I do not own any of the characters nor the script, I did tho edit some parts in the script to better suit things)
CAST
Cady Heron played by, Hinata Shoyo
Janis Ian played by, Miya Atsumu
Damian played by, Bokuto Kotaro
Regina George played by, Tsukishima Kei
Karen Smith played by, Nishinoya Yu
Gretchen Wieners played by, Yamaguchi Tadashi
June George played by, Tsukishima Akiteru
Aaron Samuels played by,
Mrs. Norbury played by, Sugawara Koshi
Principal Duvall played by, Sawamura Dachi
Kevin Gnapoor played by, Tanaka Ryunosuke
Shane Oman played by,
CHORUS played by, THE FORGOTTEN TRIO
Cady's father played by, Ukai Kenshin
Cady's mother played by, Takeda Ittesu
Kristen Hadley played by, Yaku Morisuke
EXTRA's (i.e random students) played by, WHOEVER I REMEMBER TO (OR FEEL LIKE AT THE MOMENT) ADD
There's like a lot of characters, so I'll just update this as more characters appear..
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P R O L O G U E
Evanston, Illinois, in the New World.
Enter CHORUS (THE FORGOTTEN TRIO).
NARITA
When audiences 'round the globe appear,
ENNOSHITA
Desiring stories of a man's fate,
KINOSHITA
Our playwright answereth the calling clear,
NARITA
Preparing ample banquet for your plate.
ENNOSHITA
This tale of lasses takes us unto school
KINOSHITA
With many shrewish girls and boyish asses,
NARITA
Wherein they make mistakes and play the fool,
ENNOSHITA
and learn hard lessons far beyond their classes.
KINOSHITA
To this fey story make I introduction-
NARITA
Which shows us Shoyo Hinata's youthful age-
ENNOSHITA
His narrative unfolds in our production
KINOSHITA
In these few hours upon our simple stage.
NARITA
I, prologue- like, your humble patience pray,
ENNOSHITA
Gently to hear, kindly to judge, our play.
[EXIT.]
TO BE CONTINUED.