Raspberry: I need your help to kill God.
Seafoam: To understand what the fuck is wrong with you
Charcoal: You have the best takes
Russet: I need to borrow some money
Navy: You are literally so sexy 😳 (wrong)
Sage: IDK and every day I grow closer to blocking you
Lilac: You make my notifications better and I cherish you
Harlequin: To remind me there are still people more insane than me on this website
Apricot: I'm slowly poisoning you a little bit every day
Steel: You post the most beautiful art/fics/edits
Sapphire: I want to put you under a microscope and study you
Carmine: I'm on one knee proposing <3
Forest: You are the stupidest motherfucker alive and I love you
Mulberry: We should be having (more) gay sex (wrong)
Lemon: Funniest tags known to man