Meggy: AHH... SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME!!!
Wheeler: Oh, shut up... I don't know why you're screaming! No one is gonna stop me!
Meggy: OH GOD... HELP!!!
Wheeler: *EVIL LAUGHING* HA-HA-HA-HA-HA... Gimme all of your Coins, and that pretty Necklace, as well! 😈
Meggy: D- DON'T HURT ME!!!
Wheeler: GIMME... OR I'LL SHOOT YOU!!!
Meggy: HELP!!!
Then... Mario appeared.
Mario: Let her go!
Meggy: *GASP* MARIO... Thank God, you're here!
Wheeler: Wait... who is he, with that gorgeous Hair?!
Mario: I shampoo and condition.
Meggy: So sexy!
Wheeler: OH GOD... The Hair! It's my only weakness
Mario started flying.
Mario: Are you ready to die?
Wheeler: OH... He can fly too!
Mario: Of course, I can fly!
Wheeler: AHH... I'm getting weaker!
*PUNCH*
Wheeler: OUCH... I'm down!
Wheeler got knocked out.
Meggy: My Hero!
Mario: Baby, I've saved you!
Meggy: Thank you so much, Mario!
Mario: Don't mention it.
Meggy: OMG, you made me so wet!
Mario: Ooo, the things I'm about to do to you tonight!
Meggy: Let's go Home, and let's make lots of Babies!
Mario/Meggy: *snogging*
Mario: Hey, watch the Hair!
Suddenly...
Mario: H- Huh?
It was just a Dream.
Mario: *sigh* Dammit... it was just a Dream! I wish my life was just that Dream... a sexy beast with a Six Pack.
*DOOR KNOCKS*
Mario: Huh?
Mario got up.
Mario: Who's at the Door? They probably woke me up from that Dream!
Outside...
Mario: Um... hello?
JubJub: Hey, you wanna see my Pencil?
Mario: What the... who the hell are you?
JubJub: Oh, my name is JubJub... see it says it on my Shirt... JubJub!
Mario: JubJub? What does that Note say?
JubJub: Oh, it says that I'm a good Boy.
Mario read the Note.
Mario: Please babysit... Sorry?! I'm not a Babysitter!
JubJub: My Mum dropped me off and she told me that my name is JubJub, and I'm a good Boy.
Mario: Well, your Mum needs to pick you back up... because I'm not a Babysitter! Where's she at?
JubJub: She already drove off.
Mario: You what?!
JubJub: You wanna see my Pencil?
Mario: Why do have a Pencil?
JubJub: I can shove it up my Nose.
Mario: Don't do that!
JubJub: Why?
Mario: Because, don't do that!
JubJub: Why?
Mario: You're gonna have Brain Damage!
JubJub: Why?
Mario: It hurts!
JubJub: Why?
Mario: Stop saying; Why!
JubJub: Why?
Mario: Oh, for Christ's sake... just come inside.
Inside...
Mario: Alright JubJub, I got you some Haribo Gummy Bears.
JubJub: Gummy Bears?
Mario: Um... why is your Pencil, up your Nose?!
JubJub: Hey... where did my Pencil go?!
Mario: It's up your Nose!
JubJub: *sobbing* WAAA... MY PENCIL GONE!!! 😭
Mario: Try checking up your Nose!!!
JubJub: Oh...
Mario: *sigh* This is ridiculous!
JubJub: Hey... MY PENCIL GONE AGAIN!!!
...
Mario: Um... why is your Nappy outside of your Trousers?
JubJub: Oh, so my Nappy won't get dirty.
Mario: But, it's on the outside of your Trousers!
JubJub: Ya!
Mario: Your Trousers are gonna be full of Poop!
JubJub: Why?
Mario: Because, they will!
JubJub: Why?
Mario: Oh FFS... why do you keep saying; Why?!
JubJub: Why?
Mario: GRRR!!!
Meggy: HONEY... I'M HOME!!!
Mario: Oh, thank God!
Meggy showed up.
Meggy: Aww... who do we have here?
Mario: A living Nightmare...
JubJub: Hey, what doing?
Meggy: What's your name?
JubJub: Oh, my name is JubJub... see it says it on my shirt... JubJub!
Meggy: Where did he come from?
Mario: He literally just showed up at the Door!
Meggy: Eh?
Mario: Look, I think his Mother has just abandoned him!
Meggy: What?!
Mario: And, he shoved a Pencil up his Nose!
Meggy: Why would you let him do that?!
Mario: I didn't do it... he did it to himself!
JubJub: Hey... where did my Pencil go?!
Mario: See? He's retarded!
Meggy: Mario!
Mario: Sorry, I'm spitting straight facts!
JubJub: *POOPS* 💩💩💩
Mario/Meggy: O_O
JubJub: Um... someone pooped in my Pants.
Mario: That was you!
JubJub: My Nappy is not dirty.
Mario: But, your Pants are!!!
Meggy: God, it stinks!
...
Mario: Okay babe, can you change him?
Meggy: I am not changing that.
JubJub: It's starting to itch.
Mario: It's starting to itch.
Meggy: No!
JubJub: It's starting to run up my Back.
Mario: It's starting to run up his Back.
Meggy: I will not!
JubJub: Please wipe me.
Mario: Please wipe him.
Meggy: I said; No!
Mario: Okay, you know what?! Meggy, how about you call the Cops and file a Missing Person's report... or file a Found Person's report? I just want this JubJub kid to get out!
Meggy: Okay, I'll do that.
*KISS*
JubJub: *sobbing* WAAA... MY PENCIL GONE!!! 😭
Mario: Please kill me...
Later...
SMG3: Hey there, did somebody call the Cops?
Mario: Yes I did, Officer... please kill me!
SMG3: Um... I didn't know that this was a Suicide call.
Mario: No, I've got a problem... it's right in front of you!
SMG3: Oh yeah, you're married to a Red-head... tell me about it, they're nothing but trouble.
Meggy: WANT TO SAY THAT, AGAIN?!?!?!
SMG3: *gulp* O_O
...
Mario: No, this kid is my problem!
SMG3: Why is there a Pencil up his Nose?
JubJub: Where did my Pencil go?!
Mario: UP YOUR BLOODY NOSE!!!
SMG3: What's going on?
Mario: Long story short... I was sleeping on the Sofa, just living the dream... and then, I get a knock on the door... and this person showed up and his says that his Mum just dropped him off and abandoned him! So, get rid of him!
SMG3: Let me talk to him.
Mario: Please do!
SMG3: Hey there, JubJub... I see on your Shirt that it says; JubJub... what's your last name, JubJub?
JubJub: JubJub!
SMG3: Y- Your last name is JubJub? So, your name is; JubJub JubJub?
JubJub: JubJub!
SMG3: What's your address? Where do you live?
JubJub: JubJub!
SMG3: You live on JubJub? Can I get a House Number?
JubJub: Seven!
SMG3: So... your name is JubJub JubJub, and you live at 7 JubJub?
JubJub: 7 JubJub Street.
SMG3: Mate, this is going nowhere.
Mario: I know!
JubJub started smacking his Nappy.
Mario: Um...
SMG3: Why is he smacking his Nappy?
Mario: I- I don't know...
Meggy: That's weird.
Mario: JubJub... JubJub, stop it!
JubJub: *SMACKS NAPPY*
Mario: Stop being a bad Boy, JubJub!
JubJub: *sobbing* WAAA... YOU SAID THAT JUBJUB IS A BAD BOY!!! 😭😭😭
JubJub started hitting his Head.
Mario: JESUS!!!
SMG3: Can you stop him?!
Mario: Um... stop doing that, JubJub!
Meggy: You're a good Boy, JubJub.
JubJub: *sniff* You say that JubJub's a good Boy?
Meggy: Stop hitting yourself.
...
Mario: Can you get him out of here?
SMG3: Well, the problem is... you're in a weird situation, that is the... Finders Keepers Losers Weepers Law.
Mario: Eh?!
SMG3: Yeah, if you find a kid... you're gonna have to take care of him until his real parents show up.
Mario: I DON'T WANT HIM!!!
Meggy: Mario, calm down!
Mario: I MUST BE DREAMING... I'M IN A NIGHTMARE!!!
Eventually...
Mario: *SCREAMS* AHH!!! 😱
JubJub: Hey Daddy, what doing?
Mario: *sigh* It was just a Dream... a Dream about seeing JubJub for the 1st time.
JubJub: Hey Daddy... you gotta take me to School.
Mario: Alright JubJub, I'll get your Lunch ready.
JubJub: But, I don't wanna go to School... I wanna stay at Home and play; Fortnite!
Mario: You're going to School, JubJub!
JubJub: If I go to School... I'm pooping in the Sink, again!
Mario: If you don't go to School... you're having Green Beans for dinner, tonight!
JubJub: I HATE GREEN BEANS!!!
Mario: Then, go to School!!!
JubJub: GRRR... I freaking hate School & Green Beans!