Zander roasting ppl edition 🥰
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Jake: I've always wondered what an extremely dumb person looks like...
Zander: Guess you've never looked in the mirror, huh?
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Hailey: Hey, do you think I'm a good friend?
Zander: If by 'good friend' you mean literally pressuring and forcing your friend to pick in between people who he literally has only known for 1 month and people who he has known for years since freshman year, feeling the need to just step into our friends' problems thinking you're the main character and can help them sort things out...then yes, you're an amazing friend!
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Stacy: Not trynna be rude...but...Luke deserves so much better than you...
Zander: At least my existence isn't invalid.
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Milly: I think wild animals should run free! They don't deserve to be locked up in zoo cages!
Zander: There are always some exepctions, y'know...
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Liam: Jeez, do you always get this cranky without your boyfriend?
Zander: At least I was able to pull a hoe.
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Drew: Freak.
Zander: Babe, clown school is only at the other side of the world. You're rich, right? Why don't you go fly there!
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These are bad, ik
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