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Unknown: so like u walked passed me this morning at school and you smelled like some really good breakfast burritos lol
Me: thanks
Unknown: yw
Me: who are you
Unknown: I'm me
Me: for fuckes sakes
Unknown: just call me..bob?
Me: I knew you were a dude
Unknown: no! I swear I have a vagina.
Me: hard to believe anything you say
Unknown: I can assure you that my vaginas right here with me pal
Me: proof
Unknown: nice try
Me: cmon just send me a pic of your face
Unknown: nope
Me: how do I know you're not a creepy old man?
Unknown: because I'm not. I'm a lovely 17 year old girl!
Me: bullshit
Unknown: ash
Me: I gtg bye
Unknown: fine bye
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Me: umm I got your voicemail
Unknown: good. believe me now?
Me: no
Unknown: seriously? I sound nothing like a creepy old man!
Unknown: I don't right? :/
Me: no you don't. "you" sound really cute.
Unknown: "you"?
Me: it could have been anyone talking. you could still really be a creepy old man that just got his granddaughter to leave me the message
Unknown: oh my gosh IT WAS ME I SWEAR
Me: ik I believe you, I was just giving you a hard time.
Unknown: guess I deserve it
Me: you do. Lemme c u
Unknown: nah
Me: fine. I'll just have to build a person with my imagination. Eye color?
Unknown: grey
Me: grey?
Unknown: deal with it.
Me: ok
Me: I like your eyes. They're pretty.
Unknown: you havent even seen them
Me: only because you don't let me
Unknown: tru
Me: hair color
Unknown: dirty blonde
Me: cool cool I'm likin what I'm hearin, so like short orr
Unknown: long, too long actually. it's so annoying I might cut it
Me: I like long hair, gives me something to pull on while I..
Unknown: ooooh
Unknown: then I won't cut it ;)
Me: hehe ;p
Me: it's cute you sound so delicate and small and your voice is super adorable and soft sounding and you're like a little fluffy bunny or something
Unknown: awwww I love bunnies
Me: THATS IT
Unknown: what's what
Me: THATS WHAT IN NAMING YOU, BUNNY!!!
Unknown: hey I like it! better than bob
Me: oh yeah that's for sure
Unknown: hehe
Me: bunny I'm tired
Unknown: me too :(
Me: talk tomorrow?
Unknown: of course :) can't wait goodnight ash x
Me: goodnight bunny ;)
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haven't updated in a long time because im shit ill try to update within a few days again sorry:(