!NOT A SHIP I SEE THEM MORE AS FATHER AND SON!
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Earth and Luna private chatting:
Earth: Umm..
Earth: Luna??
Luna: What's wrong?
Earth:
(Yes, I drew this)
Luna: Oh sweet juicy shit-
Luna: Are you okay?
Earth: NO. DO I LOOK OKAY?
Luna: WHO THREW AN ASTEROID AT YOU??
Earth: NO ONE. I WAS JUST IN THE KUIPER BELT AND I DIDN'T WATCH WHERE I WAS GOING SO I RAN INTO AN ASTEROID.
Luna: I'm telling Jupiter about this
Earth: THIS WAS THE REASON WHY I ONLY TOLD YOU THIS IS BECAUSE I DIDN'T WANT JUPITER TO FIND OUT ABOUT IT
Earth: YOU KNOW HOW BALLISTIC HE CAN GO WHENEVER I GET HURT.
Luna: Sorry, but I promised Jupiter that I would always tell him whenever something happens to you, so...
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In ze group chat:
Sunny: Earth, why aren't you in your orbit?
GOLDIEEE: LUNA PLS DONT.
Lowna: How did you get here so fast???
GOLDIEEE: PLEASE. I BEG OF YOU.
Lowna: Sorry, but I have to..
SpicyShwarma: Alright, what happened?
Lowna: @HusbandofSaturn GET ONLINE.
GOLDIEEE: NO.
GOLDIEEE: NO.
GOLDIEEE: STOP.
HusbandofSaturn: What's going on?
Lowna: Earth got hit by an asteroid and his wound is really horrible.
RealMarsBar: Umm.. He's not replying-
GOLDIEEE: HAPPY APRIL FOOLS HAHAHAHHA
HusbandofSaturn: Don't tell me what I want to hear.
GOLDIEEE: LOL THE PRANK WENT TOO FAR HAHAHA-
HusbandofSaturn: Luna already told me.
Smol2.0: Okay, besides all of this.. Earth are you okay?
GOLDIEEE: I'm okay! It doesn't even hurt!
HusbandofJupiter: LUNA JUST TOLD ME THE NEWS.
HusbandofJupiter: EARTH, ARE YOU OKAY? IS EVERYTHING ALRIGHT? DID ANY OF YOUR EARTHLINGS GET HARMED? ANSWER RIGHT NOW.
GOLDIEEE: IM OKAY-
HusbandofSaturn: Earth, where are you?
GOLDIEEE: In the Kuiper Belt
HusbandofSaturn: Stay where you are.
GOLDIEEE: Okay ;-;
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Bonus :D
(I drew that and I was too lazy to color it-)
After Saturn was done bandaging the wound on Earth, Jupiter glared at Earth. Earth looked down in shame, "I'm sorry that I worried you too much..." Jupiter then yelled at him, "Worried!? Oh please, Earth. I wasn't even worried... I WAS HAVING A PANIC ATTACK." Saturn chuckled a bit and started to pat Earth. "I'm sorry.." Earth apologised for the second time. Jupiter sighed and then pulled Earth in a hug. "Promise me that you'll always tell me what's wrong, and whenever you get hurt," Jupiter spoke softly. "I promise.." Earth replied.
A/N: I had so much fun writing the last part this :3