An AU where Uzi is a Disassembly Drone with N, V, and J.
She still retains her beanie and wear her same shirt, but has white hair
In the nearby landing pod, a couple of loud sounds can be heard
Gunshots, metal blades hitting each other, and even an explosion is making a sound around the perimeter
But in the field of snow, there lies two Disassembly Drone, V and Uzi
V: Heh, not bad. You're getting better everyday! Now, I won't go easy on you
Uzi switches her blades to her claws as her visor replaced her eyes with a giant X
Uzi: Oh please. I was having fun! Now, it'll be even more fun!!
As V charges at her first with her blades, Uzi dodges it and managed to scratch a part of her leg before taking her other hand to slap her colleague away
After the short-handed girl landed in the snow near the body of dead worker drones, Uzi dropped down as she's revealing her sharp teeth and her visor
Uzi: Heh, now I'm satisfied! Good game?
V just coughed some oil before standing up and switches her blade for her normal hand as Uzi switches to the same too
V: Good game.
As the two shaked hands, N emerges from the pod while holding his head in a hurtful way
Uzi: Hey N! What happened? Did you get hurt?
N was soon tackled by an affectionate but worried Uzi as she's constantly rubbing his hair while V is looking at them silently while crossing her hands
N: I-Im alright, Uzi! Just had a bit of an accident after I wake up! Guess I need to start landing more carefully.
Uzi: I told you we should have put that mattress under you! I told you!!
N laughs a bit as he puts his hands in front of her as a sign of surrender while the female drone is berating him
N: Okay okay! I know. I'll do it, later.
But then N got shoved away as J walks out and looks around
J: Okay, everyone is here. Now, who's hungry for some useless, good for nothing worker drones?
All three of them raises their hands in the air, which satisfies J even more
J: Good, now, you know the drill.
They all look at each other and a smirk appeared at their faces together.
A couple of worker drone fighters are seen playing cards near the bunker doors main entrance
WDF 1: Check it out! A full straight aces and I've won each and everyone's wealth!!
As the WDF lays out their cards, the others are in despair and upset mood, with some groaned and others threw their cards in the air then leaves furiously.
WDF 1: I already told you guys! I've got this in the bag~
But then a knock from the main entrance managed to shock all of them
???: HELP! PLEASE! I'M STUCK OUTSIDE!!
WDF 2: Should we help them?
WDF 1: No, it could be a trap! So far as I can remember, no one has ever stepped outside of the door.
The knocking continues as the drone outside pleaded
???: PLEASE!! I FORGOT TO GET BACK IN. LET ME IN, IT'S SO SCARY AND THE DISASSEMBLY DRONES ARE GETTING CLOSER!!!
While the other WDF drones are talking and discussing their plans and theories and whatnot, one of the workers decides to check up on them
WDF 1: Wait, Poro! Don't do it, it's a trap!
Poro: It's not a trap! I'll help them out!
But as Poro opened the door slightly, he gets stabbed by a syringe tail which caused all of the WDF to scream and run away
Poro: Tell my family, I love them!
Then, he gets dragged outside as some oil managed to spill inside the door.
Later, a pair of 8 claws managed to rip the door open as the disassembly drones are now laughing maniacally
J: Uzi, you never fail to impress me with your acting skills
Uzi: Save the compliments later! Now, let's not talk while eating!!
Then the four of them terrorizes and eats the other WDF as they couldn't run fast, hide perfectly, or even fight back
But N couldn't find one and he gets pretty desperate, yet Uzi decides to share a body with him
The two are now feasting together
N: Thanks Uzi! You really are very kind to me
Uzi: Oh pfft, it's all for my favorite golden retriever~
As she pets his head, N just nuzzles into her hand
But their sweet and innocent affectionate moments was cut short as a door blocked their way out and now, they're stuck together
Uzi tried to claw her way out, shoot at the doors, slash at it, and even attempted to explode it, but it didn't work
Uzi: Shit! They managed to reinforce these goddamn doors! Just great
The female disassembly drone just sits down in the wall while crossing her clawed arms.
N, in the other hand, is exploring the room, looking around for an exit
But after he gets bored, the male disassembly drone just decides to sit down next to Uzi as they hold hands together
Uzi: I knew that I would get stuck with you, but not like this!
N: Awww Uzi, you don't like it when you're with me?
Uzi: Bite me! I didn't mean it like that! It's just- well...
As Uzi tries to explain, she couldn't contain her blushing face and her flustered behaviors, such as scratching her neck and looking away from N's eyes
N: Oh I get it now. You like me, don't you?
Uzi: HOW DID YOU- I mean, what do you mean by that?
N: It's pretty simple, Uzi, you've shared food with me, you cared about me a lot when I got hurt, and you can't forget about that one moment right?
The beanie drone eye's managed to shrink a bit before a memory is being replayed in her visor
Flashback
As V and J are going out to hunt for the night, N and Uzi are taking care of the landing pod together
With nothing left to do, the two decides to play Worker Stick
It's a game where the two of them are on the end of a worker drone's hand and they have to eat it together without trying to kiss each other (Kinda like the Pocky game)
N: You ready?
Uzi: Yes!!
As the two bites away, they are now one cm from their lips touching each other
But before N could finish it off for them, Uzi accidentally swallow the last part and the two managed to kiss each other for a split second before pulling away while blushing
N is smiling gleefully while Uzi is hiding her face with her wings
N: Look, Uzi, I know you're-
He then gets shot in the chest multiple times before the female disassembly drone runs away from him
N: Oh well, that's another problem I'll solve later. For now
The male drone just heals himself with his own saliva
End of Flashback
As the memory is finished, Uzi just hides her face behinds her claws as N is laughing joyfully next to her
N: Uzi, you don't have to be ashamed of having feelings for me. In fact, I have something to tell to you too
But before N can finish his words, the door was opened to reveal V and J waiting for them
V: Come on, let's get out before we all got trapped in here. Are you guys full?
N and Uzi: Yes, we are!!
They stopped and looked at each other while blushing
J: Good, come on now, love bots. We need to head back to the pods.
But as they're going away, Uzi and N decides to just hold hands together while flying out
While they're feeling it, they tried their best to ignore what's going on while sweating profusely (REFERENCE?!)
After all of them landed back inside of the pod, Nuzi, as you would call them now, are now alone in a private room, away from the two bossy girls
N: So, what do you wanna do now, Uzi?
Uzi: I don't know, I'm just...tired, okay? Bite me!
Uzi just looks away from N as she blushes very hard while N just gives up and walks away from her
But before he can leave the room, a hand is motioned at his jaw
Uzi: I'll do this once, and I hope you get this right
Before he can say anything, the male disassembly drone got kissed immediately by his crush
As the two shared their intimacy, it was cut short as Uzi pulled apart and walks away
Uzi: Hoped you liked it, by the way
N did in fact liked it, and all he could do is touch his lips before smiling
Meanwhile, all Uzi can do is mentally celebrating as she's talking to V and J
V: Now all I'm thinking is- Uzi, hey! You're listening?
Uzi: Oh yeah, I am! What's the matter? Is there a problem?
J: Well, you were zoning out a little. Did you finally did it with him?
Uzi: Well...
She paused for a bit before smiling to them
Uzi: Yes.