My Hellsing Academia

By Shadowreaper98

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Damian Corvinus Hellsing-Dracula, was once the quirkless adopted son of the number one and number three hero... More

Bio
Bio 2
Chapter 1
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
Chapter 6
Chapter 7

Chapter 2

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By Shadowreaper98

Integra let Alucard bit her and turn her into a vampire, she doesn't trust Alucard to work for anyone but her, and Alucard would rather work for her than anyone else that the british crown could decide on, kind of eventually translated to the Integra and Alucard version of falling in love.

"Hello Mina, how was your last mission?" asked Sir Integra Fairbrook Wingate Hellsing.

Integra was the boss of the Hellsing Organization, and the mother of Damian Hellsing, "As Damian is out on a mission I require you to go to Japan," said Integra.

"Is there a reason why?" Mina asked.

"We'll be investigating rising reports of supernatural creatures, when Damian and his new fledgling Miss. Ruby Rose finish their mission in Ireland, they'll be joining you," said Integra.

"Yes ma'am," said Mina.

"When you arrive you'll be taking part in the UA hero course entrance exams, many supernatural creatures now disguise monstrous abilities as quirks and many become villains," said Integra.

"Ma'am if you don't mind me asking, what separates your abilities from quirks?" asked Mina.

"It is a fair question Mina many supernatural creatures in the past weren't born, some like myself and Alucard were given these abilities, Alucard when he made his deal for his dark powers, myself by Alucard when I asked him to bite me so I could keep an eye on him," said Integra.

"Quirks are a part of humanity now, when the first quirk user was born they had a gene in their DNA that altered the human genome forever more, causing eighty percent of the population to be born with quirks," said Integra.

"But not all of us are descendants of one person right?" asked Mina.

"Of course not, after two hundred years even it would still be quite difficult for eighty percent of the population to all have quirks if they all came from the same bloodline, no it was after that, that many people began to develop quirks, gradually, and not many were that powerful, but that soon changed as you know," Integra said.

"Yes ma'am," said Mina.

"Now, the entrance exam isn't going to be for another ten months, so you'll be enrolled in another school until the summer, you will be expected to train for it though," said Integra.

"Yes Sir Integra," said Mina.

"While your in Japan you will be responsible for making sure Damian doesn't," Integra was saying but she was seemingly looking for the words.

"Pull an Alucard?" Mina asked.

"Yes," said Integra.

"You are one of the few I trust to be able to keep my son under control if I'm not around," said Integra.

"Yes ma'am," said Mina.

"You may leave now," said Integra.

Mina bowed to her boss, and left the  room, she was brought to the airport and flown out to Japan.

Japan

Mina arrived at her new house, well it wasn't a house, it was a mansion.

Ten months, no Idea when Damian and Ruby will show up, guess I should prepare till then," Mina thought as she went into the mansion and chose a room.

"I wonder how everyone in Paris is doing?" Mina asked herself.

"I hope Tiki found a worthy Ladybug," Mina said missing the little Kwami.

Mina never kept up with the news in Paris, she was worried if she did and she heard about Hawkmoth, she was worried she'd go back out of guilt only for everyone to try and hurt her because of her quirk.

Italy

"So what can I do for you father O'Malley O'Carroll O'Brian O'Sullivan, who is also Italian?" asked a young Japanese girl in a nuns uniform.

"Tell me Yumiko, what is your favorite thing to do?" asked the father.

"Spreading the word and love of Jesus Christ to the many people of the world bringing peace and love for all," said Yumiko, or Yumi as she was known to those close to her.

"And killing a vampires?" he asked.

"Oh just try to fucking stop me," said Yumi.

"And what about, protestants?" asked the father with too long a name.

"Second verse same as the first, now put me on a plane so I can put em in a hearse," said Yumi with a sadistic smirk.

Damian and Ruby

In an abandoned hospital in Ireland one could here gun shots, on the porch sat a girl in red and black looking board a large sniper rifle on her lap.

"Hey, Huntress girl, huntress girl, this is awesome," said Damian Hellsing who was in the hospital shooting at zombies.

"You should totally join, seriously there's like forty zombies in here, just one shot to the head and they explode" said Damian as there was the sound of something wet and gushy being blown up.

"It's like house of the dead only a hundred times more bad ass," said Damian.

Ruby rolled in aiming her sniper rifle, "fine, I'll shoot some of the rotten bastards, can't be that much fun," said the annoyed Ruby.

She shot a Zombie in the head and it exploded, "oh fuck the hell yes," said Ruby as her silver  eyes flashed red and she got a smirk on her face.

Ruby began shooting every zombie she could see getting covered in blood and core, "sweet black fucking sabbath, if I wasn't holding out for Mina, I'd fuck the red right out of those eyes," said Damian only for Ruby to be impaled by multiple wakizashi to impale her threw the back and she fell over groaning in pain.

"Well kind of like that only less symbolism more my penis in your vagina," said Damian.

Damian then smelt something in the air, "suddenly it reeks of hypocrisy in here," said Damian turning around seeing a Japanese girl.

"Oh if it isn't the catholic church," said Damian.

"What's this, no little Timmy glued to your crotch, or your tits, progress," said Damian.

"Oh look at what we have here, a bloody heathen," said Yumi.

"Excuse you I'm a fuck mothering vampire, I killed a lot of people to get this title, I deserve to be called as such," said Damian.

"Well mind if I ask you you're name?" asked Yumi.

"Only if you give yours first papist," said Damian.

"Fine I'll give you my courtesy, the names..." Yumi was saying.

Integra

"Yumiko Takagi," said Alucard as he stood in the wall of his master/wifes office.

"Oh fuck all kinds of duck," said Integra.

Damian

"You have been chosen to reveal my existence to the world, you will witness what happens here today, and you will tell of it later, but you won't, because I'll have killed you," said Yumiko with a sadistic smirk and she began to laugh.

"Oh my, brilliant speech, and unoriginal, that's totally from Boondock Saints," said Damian.

"What no it isn't, I came up with it a week ago," said Yumiko.

"Whatever, we're here for the vampire," said Damian.

"The only one left here is your sorry pale ass," said Yumiko.

Ruby sat up choking on her own blood.

"Yeah, yeah, give me a minute," said Damian.

"So what do you want, the nearest elementary school is at least ten kilometers," said Damian.

"It is your corrupt I claim, it is your evil that will be sought by my every breath," said Yumiko.

"Boondock Saints," yelled Damian.

"Seriously you must watch that movie religiously, ha, get it?' asked Damian.

"Alright fuck it, sword," said Yumi.

"Sword?" asked Damian as he was then stabbed by a katana in the shoulder.

"MASTER," shouted Ruby.

Damian held his gun to Yumi's forehead, "boom," said Damian and he fired into her forehead.

"Headshot," said Damian with a smirk.

"Now that's over let's go to my place for a bowel of my favorite cereal, count choculas," said Damian only for his head to be cut off.

"MASTER," Ruby shouted again.

Well now that, that's over," said Yumi standing up the bullet hole in her head healing.

"Why don't we go back to my place for a bowel of my favorite cereal, franken berries," said Yumi as she turned around and saw Ruby gone, with Damians head.

"Son of a protestant whore, well you know what time it is," said Yumi as she held her katan and sheath at her side in a crucifixion position.

"See, this kind of shit is why my family stopped going to church," said Ruby as she carried Damians head with her, a katana still in her back.

"Huntress girl, huntress girl, you are reading your masters mind, put my head between your boobs," said Damian.

"Now I'm all alone, the only one I had left was you," Ruby said as she held Damians head to her chest.

"Very good, now the next thing I want you to do is put me between your legs," said Damian only for a wakizashi to come flying and pin his head to the wall.

"God damn it," growled Damian.

"It's a shame for you lost your head, a careless vampire who wound up dead, you wore your sin like some kind of prize, too many lies, too many lies," said Yumi as she walked up to Ruby.

"What do I do, what do I do, I could try what Yang would and try seducing her, wait I'm not an eight year old boy, shit," thought Ruby as the Japanese girl dressed in the nun uniform slowly approached her like a predator would it's prey.

"Say your prayers little girl," said Yumi as she held her sword up about to cut Ruby down.

There was gun fire and the sword blades were shattered.

"That girl belongs to me," said Integra as she appeared Alucard and Seras right be hind her.

"Well aren't you a naughty one," said Yumiko.

"Don't make me shoot you in the fucking head," said Integra.

"What the hell do you want you crazy Protestant bastard?" asked Yumiko.

"I'm a woman," said Integra.

"Call yourself what you want you crazy protestant bastard," said Yumi.

"You do know this is in grave violation of our agreement," said Integra.

"What part would that be?" asked Yumi with a smirk.

"The part where your here, killing my men," said Integra.

Yumiko then has her katana at Integra's throat, "I have no idea what your talking about, I'm just doing my job, killing vampires werewolves, and leprechauns, I've never actually found one but do you think if I cut one open with my sword lucky charms will spill everywhere?" Yumiko asked.

"Just shut up, where the hell is Damian?" asked Integra.

"Oh him, I killed him," said a smirking Yumi.

"Killed him?" Integra asked not believing the young nun, after all Damian was his fathers son.

"Cut off his bloody head," said Yumiko.

"Oh well, that's step one, what about two through ten?" asked a smirking Integra as Damian was reforming behind them.

"You done goofed," said Damian smirking at Yumi.

"How the blood soaked protestant hell did you do that?" asked Yumi.

"Fuck you that's how," said Damian.

"You know I've had enough of this, to hell with all you dirty heathens," said Yumi as she disappeared in a flurry of bible pages.

"Eat me, don't forget to write," Damian called.

"Oh my god, we survived," said Ruby dropping to her knees.

"So," said Damian looking at his mother.

"What?" she asked.

"Do I get to go after her?" asked Damian.

"No," said Integra.

"Oh come on," said Damian.

"No and that's final, we have bigger problems to worry about, whoever's behind these vampires attacks, they must be part of some large organized group," said Integra.

"Like a league of supervillains?" asked Damian.

"That would be idiotic," said Integra.

Meanwhile

A woman with blue hair and hands all over her body sat at a bar.

"Shigaraki," a voice said.

"Master," the girl known as Shigaraki said.

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