Teacher: RYAN WAKE UP!
Ryan: HUH WHAT?- just woke up
Teacher: school is not a place to sleep!
Ryan: Then home is not a place to study!
Teacher: . . . JOHNATHAN STOP EATING IN MY CLASS!
Jonathan: jumps
Student 1: dude didn't you have breakfast this morning?
Jonathan: Yeah, I just didn't have time for my second breakfast.
Teacher: JOHNATHAN! FIRST EATING THEN TALKING NOW TALKING WHILE YOU'RE EATING! Since you've got so much to say, name 10 elements on the periodic table!
Jonathan: second breakfast.
Teacher: can i just say that of all the idiots in all the idiot villages in all the idiot worlds you stand alone my friend
Johnathan: fine, ill come write it on the board if you dont believe me!
//The board//
Se co nd
B re ak f as te
//back to teacher and students//
Student 2: he is officially the smartest kid in the world.
Student 3: his mind is greater than all of ours combined
Student 4: his brain power transcends time and space
Student 5: should we tell him?
Student 6: absolutely not.
teacher: It's... not... possible...!
Jonathan: Sometimes my genius it's... it's almost frightening...