Author: "Ah yes, what a nice morning in Ohio. The sun is shining over the hills as it comes crawling back after the long and cold night." *Sounds of a rooster crowing "cock-a-doodle-do*
"Look over there! There's our protagonists Britta kun's and Alicia Chan's house. Let's take a look shall we?" *Zooms in*
"Aahh, what a fanum tax morning~ Nya~ Rawr~" Britta Kun said as he yawned and slowly stepped out of his bed and put on his Shrek slippers as he walked up to the curtains while sleepingly rubbing his eyes. Britta kun opened the curtains and the glorious light shone through his bed room. "Nya~" he said as he stretched. As he finished stretching he said for himself: "Now I need to say sigma morning to my skibidi friend, Rawr~" He said as he started walking to Alicia Chan's room that was right across his room. "Wow, it really is shining a lot this morning, isn't it." He said for himself.
Flashback from last night
It was late during the night, actually to be exact it was nearly the spooky hour that everyone used to talk about for some goofy reason. 00:00. Thank god Britta and Alicia didn't believe that bullshit. Because they actually got their news from a trusted source. The Roblox news.
Britta kun and Alicia chan were sitting with their asses parked in the sofa of the living room that is placed Infront of the tv, meanwhile they were chilling and looking at their favourite channel on the television. "Hello everybody, my name is Quandale Dingle and I love rainbow friends vegetables" Quandale Dingle said in the tv as the guy from skibidi toilet came out from behind him. "No! Quandale, watch out!" Britta kun and Alicia chan yelled. Quandale turned and pointed his finger to his left."Look over there!" He said as the Skibidi turned to Quandale's left. Quandale Dingle then put a fart rocket on the Skibidi toilet and it flew up to Uranus. "BAHAHAHGAHAHA" Britta and Alicia loudly laughed. Quandale Dingle was the best show they ever knew. They looked up to him as a hero. He had farted in his grandpas breathing machine so his lungs had turned black, he had been held hostage by his goofy ahh uncle, his dad left to get milk. He was so cool, and also hella handsome they both thought.
Alicia chan and Britta Kun could never watch television without their favourite snack. So they had bought the best snack ever known to history. Lettuce. Crunch sounds came as Alicia's teeth meet with the magnificent green, wet, and yummy lettuce. "Wow, this Lettuce is really alpha Sigma." Alicia chan said while mewing and eating the lettuce.
*The tv cuts to news*
News reporter talking: "This morning, near the Ohio cornfield a big green stone fell from outer space and landed in the backyard of Freddy Fazbear's house were he planted Lettuce. The green stone fell right on the lettuce and would logically have crushed them. But under the time the stone had a little crack right over the lettuce and from the stone it flew a weird and slimy substance onto the lettuce. And when they moved the stone, the lettuce was completely fine and didn't look crushed at all, but then for a second the lettuce got a weird green glow and then the lettuce just suddenly disappeared. It just disappeared from that place with no marks or anything. Like they've never been there. We don't know where they could have gone but one of our theories is that they could have landed in a convenience store or something, and if they have, DON'T BUY AND EAT THE GREEN LETTUCE! We don't know what dangers it could cause, but as long as you don't eat it, it will probably be completely fine."
"What is this hella goofy news reporter yapping bout." Alicia chan said as she kept eating the lettuce while wheezing of laughter. Britta Kun tried to act like everything was completely fine but still had a little space in his brain for worry. What if the convenience store he bought the lettuce at was the same weird lettuce they were talking about on the news? Eh, it should be fine, pfft, it's not even a big chance the weird lettuce came to a concenience store anyways. He thought, and just tried acting like normal. "Alicia chan, I think it's time for bed now" he said as he grabbed her hand and they walked to their bedrooms. *Zooms in on the lettuce as it starts glowing*
*Cuts back to morning*
Britta Kun was still worrying a little about the lettuce from last night, thankfully he didn't eat any of it but he was most worried about Alicia, because she had eaten a lot of it. "Alicia, rise and grind~🎵" He said. Usually he wasn't the first one to wake up and was always the one that was sleepy during the mornings. But this night he had a really hard time sleeping, the thought of worry and lettuce had invaded his mind for hours, so he couldn't help but be the first one to wake up and check if she was okay.
"Wake up sleepy head" he carefully said as he entered her room and silently tip toed towards her bed. She was laying in her bed with a blanket over her, so he couldn't see her clearly. "Are you alright?" He asked with worry in his voice, since he wasn't able to see her and what condition she was in. "I don't really know how to describe this feeling..." Alicia chan started to say with suddenly a bit darker and a bit more different voice, that Britta kun found kinda off and weird. "It feels like I've been trapped inside of a Cocoon... And now, I feel that I have reached the last stage and is ready to come out as my true form." Alicia chan said as it started glowing a bright light under the blanket as he then saw how she started rising up in the blanket, more and more, and then suddenly it fell off. Britta Kun was shocked by a massive light coming from Alicia chan, and couldn't see her clearly since it was so bright, but then the brightness calmed down a bit and he could now see her clearly. Alicia Chan was a big, handsome, strong and green lettuce man, with a magnificent shiny beard. He looked so damn handsome. Britta Kun immediately blushed hard, his entire face turning into a red tomato as he started sweating from the beautiful sight he was seeing. What is this gorgeous creature? He said with stars in his eyes. "A-Alicia chan?" He shyly said. "It's Lettuce Senpai for you twink" Alicia said, with the deepest and most masculine and handsome voice Britta Kun had ever heard.
"I can't just sit around here and being all lazy while the world needs my help. Come here my twink side kick and help me save the world." Lettuce Senpai said, reaching out his hand for Britta Kun to take. Britta Kun gulped, his entire face flustered and red as he grabbed the Lettuce man's hand. As they were holding each other's hand, Lettuce Senpai flew out of an open window together with Britta Kun. "AAAAA HELP!!" Britta Kun screamed in fear as they were flying through the air. "Don't fear dear side kick" Lettuce Senpai said as he let his sidekick climb up on his back. They were flying really fast and high up in the air. "A-are you sure this is a really good i-idea??" Britta Kun said while shaking of fear and holding on tight to the Lettuce man. "Hmmm. I smell trouble!" The handsome and muscular lettuce man said as he sniffed the air and had some kind of super scent so he could sense if there was trouble in a near place. He flew faster through the air to the place he had smelled trouble from as Britta kun screamed in terror.
"Help me! Somebody!" They heard someone scream in the distance. Lettuce Senpai with Britta kun on his back, arrived to the place where the crime scene was happening, still flying high up in the air, so it wouldn't be easy for others to see them. "Skibidi dop dop dop Yes Yes, skibidi dibidi dip dip" a giant Skibidi toilet said, with a menacing voice. The Skibidi toilet was in the middle of the road, stopping traffic and terrifying others. "W-what are we g-gonna do?" Britta kun said with fear in his voice. "You'll see" The Lettuce man responded. The Skibidi toilet grabbed the math teacher called Baldi that had fell to the ground. Baldi had dropped his ruller that he had been holding in his hand for defense but now wasn't able to use it because he had dropped it when the Skibidi toilet picked him up. "Help me! Please! Somebody!" He cried. The Skibidi toilet was just about to devour him when-
"Uh-uh" the lettuce man said, that had flew up between Baldi and the Skibidi. "Not so easy!" He said, as he delivered a strong punch on the Skibidi, that caused it to fly away and bonk into a pole on the other side of the street. But he had grabbed Baldi before the Skibidi got hurt, to not cause any damage to the innocent math teacher. "You wanna mess with someone? Then mess with this!" Lettuce man said as he flew his arms around and formed a green light and out from the green light, came one thousand pounds of green and healthy lettuce. "Skibidi dop dop! Skibidi!" *Translation"- "I hate Lettuce! Damn it!" The Skibidi toilet abomination complained like a little kid. "It's time to eat your vegetables!!!" Lettuce man's screams echoed across the street, as the green lettuce was casted on the Skibidi toilet, and just like Icarus, it flew too close to the sun, when the massive and healthy pounds of lettuce met with it's dirty toilet body.
"Sigma! Sigma! Sigma! Sigma!" The citizens cheered for the heroic lettuce man. "My dear rizzlers, thank you for the Slay words!" Lettuce man thanked the citizens, as he slowly and gently approached them. *A news reporter was running and looking exhausted, while holding a microfone, and an army of camery men running by his side.* He stopped infront of the lettuce man and breathed heavily, as he tried to catch his breath. He then held up the microfone against his mouth. "What are you?"
...
"Lettuce, I am Lettuce."
Later
"Aaahh... Well, it's nice to be back and relax." Alicia chan happily sighed, while resting her back against the sofa, just like all the other nights. "It was a really fun experience tho, I think I would have never guess that I would turn into some handsome man of lettuce either." She chuckled, while smiling at Britta kun. "The morning you turned into that lettuce man and flew me straight out of the window, I thought I was never going to see another day again. And when we came back from the whole fight scene, I never thought you were gonna be able to turn back. I have no idea what kind of hell it would be, I even panicked so much that the worker at the convenience store almost threw me out when I raided all the shelves, looking for vegetables that weren't lettuce. I think I died on the inside when I realised it was all for nothing and you could have just eaten the same lettuce again to turn back." Britta Kun said with a tired and grumpy tone. "Well, it's good to be back." Alicia chan, sighed of relief. Britta kun rised up from the sofa and reached out his hand for Alicia. "Welp, should we go to bed now?" He said, with a relaxed and happy smile on his face. "Good idea." She happily said as she took his hand and they walked away from the living room together.
*Zooms in on the tv in the living room*
...Just you wait Lettuce man, just you wait... A mysterious voice was heard from the tv, on the news channel that was still on.
Lettuce man will return...