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4:56 PM
princess panther
its been 10 years
wheres the details
bitch
oh
right
anyways so like i lowkey threatened sae to hang out with me
and surprisingly he did
so yeah
anyways then yeah we went to his apartment
and before shidou asks, he didn't hit
shidou 😒
L
oreo express
shidou is worse in person
shidou 😒
shut up
bitch
LET ME FINISH?
anyways so yeah and then we went to hang out outside
and when we were about to
i met my bitch ass classmates
i fled
im not a pussy
but i fled
why?because they suck
L
princess panther
that's it?
bitch
thats a lot?!!1!
manwhore added xxx-xxx-xxxx!
bitch
OOOO MY YUKIPOOKIE!!1!1!
real bee
☹️
bitch
no no megs my baby
all my pookies are equal to me
kay
no demotion in the pookie list
thats only on the husband list
bitch changed xxx-xxx-xxxx name to yukimiya!
shidou 😒
that aint fair
why the hell does he get a normal name
😒
bitch
cause hes normal
and actually okay 😘
manwhore
nuh uh
blud can't see nun 😬
yukimiya
oh.
bitch
he unironically steals all the bitches
CAUSE HES PRETTY!!!1!1!
anyways hes my pookie
pooksagi
is there anybody else on your pookie list that you need to add?
cause if there is then dont
beware of bees
real bee
wdym???
n/n said its not ranked
so that means we're all her favorites ☺️
bitch
😰
gulp
yes
anyways the remaining pookies to be added
only loki
real bee
who's that
pooksagi
you dont know??
rinnie
lukewarm
pooksagi
pause
are you calling me, bachira or loki lukewarm
rinnie
...
bitch
probably all three
real bee
hes so hard to read
reading in general is hard
bur like
hes emo right
and idek whats going on in his emo little head
bitch
born to be a softie, forced to be emo
rinnie
shut up?
bitch
demoted.
shidou 😒
AHAHHAHAHHAHAH
pooksagi
i thought there was no demotion in pookie list?😨
bitch
well shit
i changed it now
as ur wonderful manager
i care for everybody's mental and physical health 😊
raichu
L
i am not seeing the help
bitch
ayee raichi my bitch 🥰
anyways
so
nagi seishiro, you are getting demoted
pooksagi
nahhh not the full legal government name 😨
shidou 😒
DESERVE
L BOZO
GO CRY ABOUT IT
@sei💗
manwhore
AYEEEEEEE
sussy crow
im husband 4 bro climbing up the ranks again 💪
pooksagi
nagi actually saw that message 😶
hes stunned
princess panther
thats an understatement
homeboy is shook
i doubt he can even hear barou yelling
or us yelling
real bee
oop!
oreo express
wowww
isnt so funny now is it
shidou 😒
why is the chameleon ahh grinning ear to ear rn
oreo express
literally none of your business?
bitch
AND
megs is pookie number 2 now
if i see any bachira disrespect, i will rain hell fire
nagi is now husband 6 btw, shidou is still staying on the bottom because...
no spoilers 💋
real bee
YAYYYYYYYYY
shidou 😒
THIS AINT FAIR??
pooksagi
suck it up
L
bitch
isagi is dead last in the pookie list
why?because he made my son cry
aint nobody makes my son cry
yukimaya is 4th
chigiri is 3rd
and just above isagi is rin
also
if you hear anybody fucking
then dont mind it, that's just me and shidou
why?cuz hate sex is the best sex, micdrop
shidou 😒
OH??😈
pooksagi
is this slowly turning into a shidouxy/n fanfic
rinnie
god anybody but that shit
bitch
im not in any position to say anything
im a certified hoe
and a certified girl failure at the same time
so no comment
me, shidou and sae can do poly or sum
pooksagi
this is our cue to hate on the creator guys
GO!
princess panther
again with the fourth wall isagi
stop it
and deal with barou
bitch
ME AND SHIDOU ARE THE MAIN COUPLE AND YOU GUYS ARE THE HOMOSEXUAL SUPPORTING CAST 😈
raichu
L
whore
oreo express
who kidnapped y/n?
raichu
nobody did
shes just a whore
shidou 😒
whose this new guy
stfu hoe
u just jealous
pooksagi
i was a bad girl 😔
i did some bad things 🥶
manwhore
what r yall on?
gimme sum of that shit
princess panther
a drug named "y/n"
real bee
YESSIRRR 💪
bitch
you drug addicts 🤬
princess panther
you're literally the drug
yukimiya
i see everybody here is in love with y/n
manwhore
see?🤨
bitch
eita
youre about to get whooped
real bee
xan we go back to tye drug topic
it was interesting
bitch
haha no
this was all a trap
you all are getting arrested again by the shit talking group for doing drugs
caught you mfs in 4K 📸
shidou 😒
wth
oreo express
🤡
bitch
so you see, this was all part of my master plan
im actually a 7 ft police man
certified from the shit talking group
we're a secret elite organization
and everbody else in this group
except other shit talking agents
are arrested
shidou 😒
i wouldn't mind being restrained if it was by you
bitch
whyd you ruin the moment 🙁
i worked hard for this 🙁
princess panther
forget that
can we talk about how this conversation shifted from me asking about details to whatever the fuck this is
yukimiya
i just came here 😛
bitch
ong wait
megs pookie you dont know loki right
i can totally kidnap you and bring you to my room to introduce you 🥰
real bee
FRFR?
bye everybody
I'm flying away
bitch
kay im coming to pick ya up 🥰
shidou 😒
wtf bee boy
real bee
sorry
im bumbling away 🥰
princess panther
i dont think thats what he meant
real bee has gone offline!
p
ooksagi
guys wtf
y/ns prettier in person
shidou 😒
you think?
rinnie
havent met her in person?
L
cant imagine
manwhore
i think the creator is slowly forgetting us 😔
yukimiya
Imagine
sussy crow
creator loves yukimiya
pooksagi
Whose breaking the fourth wall again?
princess panther
atp 🥰🔫
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lmao guess who 🥰
im not dumb, im lazy 😋
so if you're wondering how isagoat saw you, he was doing bf things with megs and since you came to pick megs up, he saw
see?i explain stuff
n e ways
tell me if the fourth wall breaks r annoying (call it writers block, im dumb)
so thats it for this chapter, next chapter prolly more, ill also probably make a chapter of the whole day with sae so 🥰
continue reading please don't give up on me my pookie skrunklies 😔
also i apologize, i forgot that ego is eggos last name not first name so 😔
yeah thats all 🥰