A/N never proof read this because I DONT WANNA! so dont point out mistakes ya goofs
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- PRIV DMS -
POOB: erm
I dont think I understand,,
wat exactly hapned in the gc whil we were gon?
PILBY: uhm
well
a lot..
POOB: so many messages!! D:
PILBY: here.. let me explain what happened ,:o)!!
—A DAY EARLIER...—
WALLTER: hello.
GNARPY: UGH!
my wifi iz not working on the zhip!
MICHE: just land then, goofy!
GNARPY: I cant juzt land!
I never land properly!
MICHE: man
sucks to suck!
GNARPY: grr..
GREG: dont growl
weird ahh
GNARPY: you literally did that like a few dayz ago
MARK: g'mornin!
me n Jim are havin a nice time!
WALLTER: you having fun at golf?
MARK: we ar'!
Jims actually good with a golf club!
GNARPY: I feel like therez an undertone with that mezzage
pleaze dont tell uz it
MARK: he's also actually good with his hands
GNARPY: fuckz zake
WALLTER: god, you just love pestering me, dont you?
MARK: am I not allowed to talk about my friends now?
WALLTER: I dont care what you talk about.
MARK: he's takin me back ta his after this!
WALLTER: oh, sure he is.
MARK: why d'ya think he wouldn't?
WALLTER: I'm sure Jims tired of your nonsense by now.
MARK: we've only been out for a few hours.
Plus, I've worked with Jim for a while! He knows me.
WALLTER: is that so?
MARK: you bet your scarf it is!
WALLTER: I'm sure Jim doesn't know certain things about you.
MARK: oh?
like what?
GNARPY: thiz iz getting weird
guyz 😥
can theze old men juzt get back together plEAZE
and leave uz out of it!
PILBY: gooooood morning!:o)
GNARPY: WORM!
PILBY: caterpillar
hello Gnarpy :o)
GNARPY: greetingz Pilby!
dont zcroll up
PILBY: why not?
oh
eugh
MARK: we didn't do anythin weird?!
PILBY: I cant look at you the same..
GNARPY: Markiplier and Wallter white need to ztop
uh
livibg I think!
WALLTER: stop living?
I'd rather continue living!
GNARPY: ughh
why
you're bald, Zeebloing!
WALLTER: what does that mean?
BIVE: I HAVE A
Gfrienfd.
that speaks gnarpy
WALLTER: you do?
GNARPY: WHAT?!
PILBY: oh, whats their number?:o) I'll add them!
BIVE: ok ay
PILBY: oh..
PILBY ADDED FLESHY
PILBY: uhm
hello?
FLESHY: circles of hi's in a field of winged worms
GNARPY: nooooo not thiz weirdo
FLESHY: acres of land a cat as green as sky and sea
GNARPY: man
PILBY: hi :o)
what is a Zeebloing?
FLESHY: a forest of stone bearing blue leaves
PILBY: huh?
FLESHY: a house made of wood the plastic paint chipped
GNARPY: LMAOOOOO
OH MY HOD
HEMPPPPLL
WALLTER: I dont get it
GNARPY: THE LITTLE ZHIT CALLED YOU A GAY AZZ 😭😭😭
AND YOUR EX
WALLTER: what
oh my
FLESHY: Vorp?
Gneeby gnaba
GNARPY: now itz just mocking you
😭
WALLTER: how rude!
FLESHY: the dream of never ending circles
a fear of the sky which sets at day
twisting hues of grace and listening winds
PILBY: can anyone decipher that?
GREG: uhhmmmm
mm
m
nah
PILBY: thays okay :o)
GNARPY: DONT REZPOND IF THE ANZWER IZ NOT A YEZ!
GREG: sighhhh
okay
GNARPY: good
anyway
DRRETRO: good morning!
PILBY: helloo!:oD
DRRETRO: hello!
oh the flesh one is here now?
FLESHY: meow
DRRETRO: meow meow! meow mrew meow meeoowwww pruup meow purr hiss meow
FLESHY: mew meow mreow meow muewow
DRRETRO: meow?
FLESHY: meow
DRRETRO: it doesn't speak very well
BIVE: UGHARH
DRRETRO: uhm
are you okay, Bive?
BIVE: it s Not
FLESH IS
walls
in my walls
FLESHY: concrete prisms never ending spheres of circled words
BIVE: GET OUT
FLESHY: nah
GNARPY: zince when could it zay nah
FLESHY: the pink ill words that consume the halls
GNARPY: whad
DRRETRO: now we need a Fleshy translator !:(
PILBY: unm
I can try!:o)
FLESHY: was in the bag that you drag behind the car
PILBY: um
is that a song lyric?
GREG: tmbg reference
FLESHY: :)
PILBY: I dont know them :o(
GREG: oh trust me you do
they made that oke song
kiss me som of god
PILBY: ?
I dont listen to that sort of music :o(
GREG: what do you like?
GNARPY: clown muzic I'm zure
PILBY: yes :o)
GNARPY: and the zcooby doo theme
PILBY: no :o(
oh gee
will you stop calling me scooby doo characters:o(
GNARPY: UGHGHHH
WHY DOEZ EVERYONE WANT ME TO ZTOP MAKING FUN OF THEM :/
I'll only ztop making fun of Pilby becauze they treat me like the ruler I am!
PILBY: you used my name! :oD
GNARPY: and?
PILBY: you usually call me worm or caterpillar:o)
FLESHY: bloom in the loom an orchard of thread
PILBY: um
okay!
GNARPY: weirdo
WALLTER: oh dont be so rude
we should learn to respect this creatures way of talking!
FLESHY: Yap with intent and where the target of nope.
WALLTER: what
FLESHY: what
WALLTER: excuse me?
FLESHY: 'scuse us?
WALLTER: I dont like it.
PILBY: it is a little creepy
FLESHY: wandering wander of ending words
PILBY: :o(?
FLESHY: listen i and the only ones in there
GREG: is it just using the auto fill thing now
FLESHY: fill in the sun for this week
GREG: okayy
MARK: I must say it 's a strange lookin' creature when I meet 'em!
like th' way i' speaks too!
FLESHY: speaking strange has common listening between foes.
MARK: huh?
FLESHY: woe
oh woe
MARK: di' I upse' it?
BIVE: UGRH
ITS HARF to tell
it knows more aboit me thean i do.
FLESHY: cleaning the clean of the lingering mean
BIVE: WHAT
MICHE: what a silly guy
FLESHY: what a silly
MARK: does thi' even make sense to th' flesh thin' 'imself?
FLESHY: him is the weak of noise
they is the long word to subdue
MARK: my bad!
WALLTER: what did it just say to you?
MARK: I think it got upset I called it a him 😥
BIVE: idot
stuoodud!!
the flesh people dont get uoset
they are just vessels sent to spy on me and send their information back to the head of the clowns.
FLESHY: cray cray
GNARPY: genuinely azking, who taught it that😭
FLESHY: The dark abyss glows red at dawn
BIVE: MIKE?
FLESHY: and the hues of the sky and land
BIVE: WHAT
STOP TALKING GO PEOPL
LEVA EYHEM ALONE
FLESHY: nah
GNARPY: what a weirdo!
fiend!
FLESHY: gnarp gnarp
Zeebloing
GNARPY: HOW DARE YOU.
WALLTER: this conversation is getting rather strange if I say so myself!
MARK: you're rather strange.
WALLTER: oh am I now?
MARK: yeah!
all that grey stuff messes with yer head.
WALLTER: oh and you dont have anything that makes you weird, do you.
MARK: nope!
WALLTER: is that so?
GNARPY: ZHUT UP
PLEAZE
PLEAZE ZHUT UP
ZHUT THE FUCK UP
DRRETRO: language!
GNARPY: 😒
PILBY: Gnarpy please be nicer :o(
I'll get you snacks :o)!!
GNARPY: yez okay
treat your ruler well
SPLIT: awww
you act like a real cat!
a-paw-rable!
GNARPY: 🙁
Zimplimb
Gnembod
Flimpdil
SPLIT: huh?
GNARPY: Zplingoid
SPLIT: what
i don't understand 😥
BIVE: SPLI T!!!!!!
hello!
SPLIT: Bive!!!!!!
wanna hang out later?
BIVE: OKAY
GBARPY: yuck!
BIVE: AHIGGENGHSGE
GNARPY: feral!
like a trazh rodent
BIVE: what?:(
are you calling me smelly
GNARPY: if the zhoe fitz 😒
WALLTER: you musnt be so mean!
even if it is true..
GNARPY: HA
alzo ztop calling me mean acting like it'll make me ztop
a gnarpian would never ztop proving how zuperior we are to your feeble mindz!
WALLTER: I do not have a feeble mind?
MARK: are you sure about that?
WALLTER: quite sure.
MARK: mhm..
GNARPY: WORM
GET OVER HERE
PLEAZE
PILBY: what is it?
GNARPY: BAN ONE OF THEM
PLEAZE
PLEAZE
PLEAZE
PILBY: agh!
oh gee whillikers..
okay :o(
GNARPY: YEZ
WALLTER WAS KICKED
GNARPY: YEZ!!
PILBY: he was the most requested one to kick..
oh golly I hope he isn't too mad :,o(
GNARPY: if he getz mad he'll have me to deal with!
PILBY: thank you, kitty :o)
GNARPY: BLEGH!
dont call your gnarpian ruler that!
I am 'lord gnarpy', 'gnarpy', or 'supreme gnarpian ruler' to you!
PILBY: oh, sorry :o(..
oh I should add Mach here :oD
MICHE: isnt this chat full enough?!
I get so many notifications its hard to work!
PILBY: but Mach is sometimes nice :o(
MARK: ar' they?
I feel like I'v never had a prope' conversation wit' 'em!
PILBY: she's nice to me!:o)
sometimes!
GNARPY: iznt that the perzon that iz conztantly killing playerz?
yez!
add her!
PILBY: I'll ask her if she'd like to be added :o)
MARK: is 'at th' best idea?
argh! I keep gettin' messages from m' ex husban'!
GREG: why dont you just block him
ez pz
MARK: I can' do that!
that' be rude, an' wha' if he ever needs somethin'?
GREG: something like what??
MARK: uh
ya know!!!
anythin'?
GREG: uhuh
okay
sending a ss of that to Wallter..
MARK: WHAT!
GREG: lol
REDDY: hh r. s. s. z
GREG: noooo
go awY
REDDY: ggggs. d
GREG: please
I need to take that phone off of him
OH
OH
OH
OHMIH
I JEED TO ADD SOMEONE
PILBY: huh?
who?
also Mach said she'd rather not join :o(
GREG: MAKE ME ADMIN
PILBY: ahh okay okay!!:o(
PILBY MADE GREG ADMIN
GREG ADDED EMERSON
GREG IS NO LONGER ADMIN
GREG: there :3
EMERSON: what
ehllo
GREG: MY CO WORKER!
hello!
EMERSON: 😦
when did I give u my number 🙁
GREG: I just had it
smh!
EMERSON: 😢
GNARPY: YOU
YOU HAVE THROWN DRINKZ AT ME BEFORE
AND THEY HURT
YOU DICK
EMERSON: oh
haha yeah I did do that didnt I
GREG: dope bro!
GNARPY: dont zay dope who zayz dope
zhuddup!
GREG: >:(
PILBY: hello new member!!
EMERSON: hello bug
PILBY: hello loser
SPLIT: thats unlike you
PILBY: gnarpy told me to say ut
GNARPY: WUH!
NUHUH!!
PILBY: yuhuh!
GNARPY: I WOULD JEVER
MARK: ya would!
'nd I bet ya have!
GNARPY: zhut up weirdo!
MARK: you shut up
SPLIT: this chat is ruining us all 😭
MICHE: not me though
I touch grass unlike you guys
MARK: I'll 'ave yeh know I do touch grass!
MICHE: the grass in flatlands doesn't count, Mark
yeah I see you going there sometimes..
MARK: WUH
HOW?!
MICHE: I have a tent there!
you really need to be more perceptive
MARK: dick
PEST: are we naming our favourite foods now?
GNARPY: arent you like out right now
PEST: got bored
GNARPY: wow
MARK: FAVOURITE FOODS??
PEST: what?
GREG: I like uhmmm
hmmm
LAMPERT: I enjoy the fine dining of ROKEA meatballs
PEST: hey Lampert
GNARPY: man what iz happening there where youre both zo bored youre on your phonez😭
LAMPERT: hiding
MARK: heya!
LAMPERT: wheres Wallter? why was he kicked
PILBY: oh yeah!! :o)
PILBY ADDED WALLTER
WALLTER: so rude!
PILBY: d'ohh..
I'm sorry Wallter :o(
Im sorry
please odnt be mad
Imm sorry
WALLTER: oh, no no my buggy companion! Dont worry, I wouldn't hold a grudge!
its quite okay!
MARK: yah wouldn' hold a grude, eh?"
WALLTER: I make exceptions.
MARK: oh, of course ya do!
brick boy!
PILBY: please stop fighting :o(
if I'm the only available admin today I dont want poob to come back to a fight! :o(
PEST: they would not care much
theyre currently playing animal jam dude
PILBY: oh
are they having fun?:oD
PEST: how would I know?
oh got to go
PILBY: okay!!
do you guys think I'm doing a good job at being admin? :o)
[10 minutes later]
PILBY: ..guys?
guys?:o(
— PRESENT TIME.. —
PILBY: so u didnt really miss much!
they didn't speak after that 😕
POOB: ohh okayy!!!
sunds liek u guys had fun!!
PILBY: kinda :o)
POOB: wunna her about what happend wit me nd th others? :3
PILBY: ohh
sure!:o)
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A/N: HGGHHRHGG
guys hey guys hey!
I made a regretevator oneshots/request book if anyones interestsed🥺
PLEASE CHECK IT OUT!!! and gimme lampfected idead because.. gehegehe.. they fuel me!!!!!!!!
anyway have any of u seen Community Venture
literally me..
ummm idk what else to say here Im bored and ppl need to write more infected x lampert/pest stuff on ao3 or even wattpad man Im desperate
not saying Wattpad is bad or anything its just theres too many adverts🙁
anyway erm
bye! 😆