The Albionic Chronicles Part 1

By Conncast

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Embark on a riveting journey through the mystical tapestry of 1915 Albion as two unlikely companions, Bilo th... More

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Onwards to Cambridge

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By Conncast

Upon emerging from the sewers and examining their surroundings, Sylvester's keen wizarding senses immediately recognized the familiar countryside – they were near Cambridge. A stroke of luck accompanied this revelation, as Sylvester himself was an alumnus of the wizarding university in the historic college town.


To facilitate their journey, Sylvester, ever the resourceful wizard, conjured two ghostly steeds out of thin air. The ethereal horses would serve as their swift and otherworldly means of travel. Together, mounted on these spectral steeds, Bilo and Sylvester rode westward towards the college town of Cambridge.


As they rode towards Cambridge, Sylvester took the opportunity to enlighten his comparatively less informed companion, Bilo, about the intricacies of the renowned wizarding university. Sylvester shared that of the two great magical colleges in Albion, Cambridge specialized in experimental and, at times, controversial magics. This reputation made it a hub for the exploration of magical frontiers, delving into practices that might be deemed illegal or unorthodox in other magical institutions.


Adding another layer of fascination, Sylvester explained that Cambridge operated as an independent state within the borders of Albion. The college functioned under a unique system, with its leader, the Archmage, appointed by tenured professors representing various magical disciplines. This arrangement granted the university and the city built around it a considerable degree of autonomy, allowing it to pursue magical studies and experiments with a level of freedom and independence uncommon in other parts of the magical realm.


As they approached the city of Cambridge, the skyline was adorned with towering spires, dominated by two prominent features: the Archmage's tower and an enormous floating shard of stone, seemingly anchored to the walls by chains. Intrigued by the sight, Bilo couldn't help but ask Sylvester about the purpose of the floating rock.


Sylvester, with a hint of pride in his voice, explained, "Ah, that's the evoker's ward. You see, the practitioners of evocation magic are known to have...accidents. To prevent any unintended magical spills onto the unsuspecting townsfolk, they've placed that stone up there as a precaution." Bilo nodded in understanding, appreciating the college's foresight and ingenuity in managing the potentially hazardous side effects of magical experimentation.

Stepping into the city of Cambridge, Bilo and Sylvester wasted no time in addressing their immediate needs. The Portuguese weapon, now a potential asset, needed appraisal and, perhaps, a buyer. Sylvester, familiar with the magical marketplace of Cambridge, guided Bilo towards a unique establishment.


Approaching the shop, they entered to find a fascinating scene – several automatons diligently engaged in various forms of labor. Sylvester informed Bilo that the proprietor, Rossana, was a drider with a penchant for shyness, choosing to remain hidden from view. Undeterred by the lack of a visible owner, the duo decided to entrust the appraisal of their mysterious bag to one of the automatons.


Handing off the bag to the automaton, Bilo and Sylvester watched as the mechanical servant scuttled away to present their item to Rossana. The anticipation lingered as they awaited the outcome. When the machine returned it relayed that the owner had offered 6000 gold pieces for the rare artifact, a hefty sum that proved more than satisfactory. The two split the cash amongst themselves and decided to invest their newfound wealth in some new supplies that would aid them in their future endeavours.

Recognizing the need for a more suitable weapon for Bilo, the duo sought the expertise of Nekrid, the esteemed gunsmith in Cambridge. Following directions, they arrived at Nekrid's shop and were greeted by the grumpy yet skilled gnome himself.  Nekrid, sizing up Bilo's impressive stature and muscular build, couldn't help but inquire about the tiefling's familiarity with a particular firearm.


After a brief exchange, Nekrid posed a question to Bilo, "Have you ever heard of a Vickers machine gun?" The prospect of a new and potentially formidable weapon intrigued Bilo, who awaited further information from the experienced gunsmith.


Nekrid, the grumpy gnome gunsmith, elaborated on the nature of the Vickers machine gun for Bilo. Nekrid flung open a wooden crate and barked "The barrel, crafted from a high-grade alloy steel, undergoes a complex forging process to achieve optimal strength and durability. The chrome lining, applied with precision, not only resists corrosion but also facilitates easier cleaning. The bore features a meticulously engineered twist rate, carefully calculated to stabilize the .303 Albionic projectile during its entire trajectory. The chamber is acritical zone, designed with chamfers and radii to ensure smooth extraction and ejection. The feed ramp, machined with exacting angles, guides cartridges flawlessly into the chamber."

Bilo's eyes widened as he reached for the gun, but Nekrid slapped him away and continued "The water jacket, intricately stamped and formed, envelopes the barrel. This casing contains a mixture of distilled water and anti-corrosion additives, circulated through a network of finely engineered channels. The water absorbs the heat generated during firing, maintaining a controlled operating temperature. The condensation and evaporation dynamics within this system contribute to the efficient cooling process."

Bilo once again attempted to touch the beast of a weapon but the gnome scowled at the tiefling and prattled on "If I do say so myself the feed mechanism is a marvel of mechanical engineering. Cloth belts, woven with precision and reinforced at stress points, reliably transport linked.303 Albionic cartridges. The links themselves undergo stringent quality control to ensure uniformity, preventing jams or misfeeds. The adjustable feed pawl, with microscopic precision, governs the rate at which ammunition enters the chamber, synchronizing with the cyclic rate of fire."

Bilo, clearly intimidated took a step back and waited for the next inevitable soliloquy from the tiny gunsmith. "The bolt, a symphony of moving parts, is precision-machined to tolerances measured in thousandths of an inch. It reciprocates within the receiver with clockwork precision, extracting, ejecting, and chambering rounds in a seamless cycle. The firing pin, made from heat-treated alloy steel, strikes the primer with a force calibrated to ignite the propellant consistently."

Nekrid then retrieved a telescopic stick from his pocket, flicked it outwards and started pointing at the top of the gun "The Vickers comes equipped with finely calibrated iron sights, adjustable for windage and elevation. For enhanced accuracy, gunners may attach optical sights, ranging from basic magnified scopes to advanced target acquisition optics. The alignment and mounting interfaces for these accessories are engineered with meticulous attention to detail."


Nekrid dug around near the gun and lifted out a tripod, holding it above his head and continued this lecture "Looking at you, I don't even think you will need this but even this tripod is a work of art in stability. The legs, telescopic wonders of technology, they extend and lock into various positions. The traverse and elevation controls, incorporating worm gears and bearings, enable precise aiming adjustments. The pintle assembly, a masterpiece of metallurgy, securely cradles the gun, providing both stability and maneuverability."

The two adventurers, basically waiting for this masterclass on fully automatic weapons to end, let the gnome continue his tirade as he put the tripod back "As I am sure you know, materials selection is a science in itself. From the alloy steel components of the receiver to the heat-resistant materials used in the water jacket, every element is chosen for its durability and resilience in the harsh conditions of warfare from the trenches of Europa to our most far flung colonies. Corrosion-resistant coatings and finishes are applied with precision to extend the service life of the Vicker's gun."


The gnome, seemingly out of nowhere produced a cleaning kit, and fiddling with the tools continued "Disassembling the Vickers is a ritual demanding meticulous attention. The field stripping process reveals an intricate network of springs, levers, and pins. Each part is manufactured for ease of disassembly and reassembly, with tooling interfaces designed to withstand the rigors of the any situation."

Nekrid then pointed at Bilo with a stone cold gaze and said "I'll tell you this you filthy creature this light explanation only scratches the surface of the Vickers Machine Gun.  It's a convergence of metallurgy, ballistics, and engineering – a manifestation of precision and lethality designed to dominate the battlefield with unmatched reliability and control. Knowing your weapon at this level is an absolute necessity, so..." Enthralled Bilo awaited the gnome's next words with baited breath "can you handle this weapon tiefling? For you only 2000 gold pieces"


Intrigued by the prospect of such a powerful and versatile firearm, Bilo decided to make the purchase. The transaction included not only the modified Vickers machine gun but also a substantial amount of ammunition. Among the ammunition were belts of both mundane rounds and Nekrid's renowned exploding rounds, showcasing the gunsmith's expertise in crafting weaponry that went beyond conventional expectations.


Armed with his new acquisition, Bilo stood ready to unleash the formidable firepower of the Vickers machine gun in their upcoming endeavors. The purple rogue was now itching for a fight but that would have to wait, as there was still more peaceful business to attend to here.

Recognizing the inadequacy of Sylvester's current wizard half-plate armor, the duo decided to seek out a more robust and stealth-friendly alternative. Their destination was the renowned armorsmith on the outskirts of Cambridge, Peridas, known for crafting exceptional protective gear.


As they made their way to Peridas' shop, their journey took an unexpected turn when they stumbled upon a slave market. Despite the prevalent disapproval of slavery in many civilized regions, the Archmage of Cambridge turned a blind eye to this practice. Bilo, intrigued by the notion, entertained the idea of purchasing a slave. However, the exorbitant prices presented at the market proved to be beyond the means of the two adventurers at the moment, prompting them to continue their quest for improved armor.


Arriving at Peridas' shop on the outskirts of Cambridge, the dwarven armorsmith, hailing from the mithril mines of Cornwall, displayed a distinct lack of enthusiasm, even toward Sylvester, who shared the same dwarven heritage. Peridas' disdain for outsiders extended to all races including other forms of dwarves, making the interaction brief and business-focused.

Despite the unfriendly reception, Peridas agreed to craft a new suit of half plate armor for Sylvester. The armor, designed to offer enhanced protection and maintain stealth, would take one week to prepare. Sylvester, committed to the upgrade, paid for the armor upfront, and the duo left the shop to explore other opportunities while they awaited the completion of the order.

With a week ahead of them, Bilo and Sylvester found themselves with time on their hands in the vibrant city of Cambridge. The bustling streets and magical atmosphere held countless possibilities, and the adventurers began to consider how best to spend their time until Sylvester's new armor was ready for collection.

Sylvester, guided by a wave of nostalgia, chose to revisit the university campus and seek out his old professor, a distinguished member of the abjuration school. The duo strolled down the bustling boulevard toward the central spires, on the way spying a large bronze statue of the Archmage eventually locating the building that housed Sylvester's former mentor. Upon entering, they found the old man in the midst of delivering a lecture on shielding and wards.


The professor, recognizing Sylvester, paused his discourse to acknowledge the decorated veteran who had once been under his tutelage. The two engaged in conversation, sharing stories of the past and discussing the intricacies of abjuration magic. The exchange was a moment of reflection for Sylvester, rekindling memories of his academic pursuits and the knowledge imparted by his esteemed professor.

Energized by his recent acquisition of the formidable Vickers gun, Bilo nudged Sylvester, prompting him to inquire about potential job opportunities. With a straightforward approach, Sylvester sighed and politely asked his old professor if there were any tasks involving monster hunting or combat-related assignments in the general vicinity.


The professor asked the duo to wait in the hallway while he saw through the end of his lecture. After finishing his ongoing class, the professor returned to Sylvester and Bilo. Recognizing the adventurers' eagerness and unique skill set, the professor engaged in further discussion with them about potential opportunities around town. As they conversed, the professor began to consider the possibility that the Archmage might have crucial tasks that required attention but were unsuitable for the university's faculty.


The professor suggested that Sylvester, as an alumnus with no formal ties to Cambridge's political situation, he could be an ideal candidate to undertake tasks for the Archmage. And the three men exited the building and made their way to the Archmage's tower.


Upon arriving at the towering structure, the trio was greeted by a flustered fairy, fluttering back and forth around a semi-circular desk. Sylvester, ready to address the situation formally, began to point towards the heavens when, to his surprise, Bilo leaned on the desk, his substantial belly spilling over the fairy's papers. In a sultry northern accent, Bilo spoke, "Oi love, we're lookin' fer da archmage, but, as it turns out, I was lookin' for you the whole time... just didn't know it yet."


The fairy secretary, visibly enraged and on the verge of striking the unsanitary tiefling down, was abruptly interrupted by Professor Nimzowitsh. Standing beside Sylvester, the professor calmly stated that he would like to arrange a meeting between the two men and the Archmage.


The fairy, clearly frustrated and annoyed, insisted that the Archmage was an extremely busy individual and that making an appointment for a meeting would take two to three months. Professor Nimzowitsh, not willing to accept such a delay, subtly inquired about the possibility of arranging a special meeting. The fairy, avoiding Bilo's lingering presence and attempts at flirtation, begrudgingly shuffled some papers and gestured towards a circular pad in the corner of the room.


With a nod from Nimzowitsh, the trio moved towards the aforementioned pad. Bilo, with a parting and provocative remark, stood up from his stooped position, leaving the fairy seething with anger. Nimzowitsh, taking charge, placed his hand on a slate affixed to the wall, and in an instant, the three of them disappeared from the chamber.

The trio found themselves in the presence of the Archmage, a reclusive elf who wasted no time getting to the point. The Archmage explained the delicate situation, stating, "Faculty members of Cambridge University are not allowed to interfere in outside politics or religion." He continued, "However, the city is expecting some worrisome visitors today."  The Archmage's expression conveyed a sense of urgency as he awaited their response.

Bilo, with his characteristic gusto, interjected, "Who needs to get shot?" The Archmage sighed, then continued to provide more details, "There exists a religious sect west of here in Wales, and a good number of them are arriving in the city shortly."  Sylvester, in his Irish brogue, asked, "Ay, are they just makin' a pilgrimage to the college town, sir?" The Archmage replied, "They may be, but what I fear is that they may be planning something else, something a little more nefarious." The Archmage's concern hung in the air as the trio absorbed the gravity of the situation.


Bilo brazenly asked, "Well... 'ow much is the pay to deal with these troublemakers, boss?" Nimzowitsh calmly butted into the conversation, "My new tiefling friend, I would like to preface this job description by saying that it may not be necessary to resort to violence at all, andI would not like either of you to interrupt their visit unless something highly suspicious occurs, do you understand?" Sylvester chuckled to himself and responded to the professor, "Begorrah, I t'ink I can keep my friend in line for you until things get a little bit north of Monaghan if you know what I mean?" Nimzowitsh continued, "and as for pay.." he nodded at the Archmage, and the elf nodded back, "I am sure a reasonable sum of your choosing can be paid upon the departure of these guests." The terms were set, and the tiefling and wizard were tasked with a mission of observation and, if necessary, subtle intervention.



The trio exited the office and once again appeared in the secretary's office. Bilo approached the fairy's desk once more and, sweat dripping from underhis arms through his stained striped tank top, he opened his smelly maw to reveal his crooked yellow teeth, saying, "Oi love, goin' ta miss ya, but... fancy lettin' a norferner have a go at the ol' gash before we 'ead out?" The fairy took up a stance to attack the obese tiefling before Sylvester and Nimzowitsh grabbed him and carted the large man out of the office entirely.

As Nimzowitsh bid his farewells to the duo and returned to the abjuration building, the two remaining companions began to walk around the center of Cambridge, looking for any sign of these Welsh cultists. The bustling streets, filled with students and scholars, seemed ordinary at first glance.  Sylvester, with his sharp eyes, scanned the crowds for any unusual behavior or symbols associated with the cultists. Meanwhile, Bilo, towering over the crowd, provided an imposing presence that inadvertently cleared a path in their wake. 

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