❏ chapter, fifteen.
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↳ TURBO SLUT EXPOSED !
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so after that whole incident i successfully escaped the premises with the package in hand. in other words, my pills.
and now i'm being forced to walk home all over again.
#stopy/nslegabuse
and now i want to sit back, relax, and enjoy my evening, when all of a sudden i hear this AGITATING, GRAVING, voice.
"SHUUU!!"
"BOY WHO THE FU-"
BAM
then the clumsy mother shit ran into me from behind.
"WHORE-" oh wait, never mind. it's just valt.
WHORE-
"huh? y/n? when did you get here?" he acted like a clueless bird who just flew into a window.
i got up from the ground and dusted myself off. "filing taxes. now what are you doing?" and what's shoulder jack have to do with this??
after he got up from the ground he started ranting in a pace where i couldn't hear him. all i got was 'nika, injuries, shu, and 'help.'
good thing i'm fluent in valt. so now i have to act surprised like i didn't already know about this from the start.
i slapped my hand over my mouth and said whatever came to mind. "SHE DID NOT- *acts shocked🤡😧*"
"we have to go find him!" valt exclaimed, throwing his hands in the air. "we need to see if he's okay!"
"WHO THE HELL IS 'WE'??"
and before i could say shit, my guy latched into my hand and dragged me to wherever the fuck 'left' leads you to. or was that right- i don't know, i'm not smart.
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while i was still being dragged to the park, valt was taking me to the entrance. he eventually spotted shu about to launch his bey like an idiot, completely ignoring his doctor's warnings.
and like i predicted, he flinched ever so violently while he latched onto his shoulder groaning in pain.
"DID YOU HURT YOUR SHOULDER?!" and out of no where, valt had single handedly basically carried my lazy ass all the way to right behind shu without him even realizing.
now that's ninja shit for you.
"where'd you-...." shu just looked back staring at valt, probably having some gay awakening. "and y/n...?"
"i was forced into this." was all i could say. "and i wanna go home😐"
AND WHEN I TELL YOU THIS BUNNY LOOKING ASS STOOD UP AND PLAYED OUT SOME OF THE WORST ACTING I'VE EVER SEEN...
"hey guys, what's up?"
'hey guys, whats up? i'm totally not doing anything suspicious and possibly borderline deceiving you guys with this pitiful attempt at acting.'
yeah, that's basically all i heard.
"you two here to practice?" no we're here to expose you. "i was just about to head out."
and before any further actions were taken, valt stepped up and spoke about. "it's true, isn't it!" at those words shu shot a 'you mf snitch' look.
i choked on air. "AYO DON'T LOOK AT ME! I DIDN'T SAY JACK!" he rolled his eyes like the sassy fuck he is and turned around to pick up his bey.
"come on valt, i gotta go." okay, leave then🥰
unfortunately, valt didn't feel the same way."just tell us!"
US?? WHAT 'US' ? THIS WAS YOUR IDEA!! I COULD CARE LESS!
"drop it you two." he got all serious and tried walking off, but again, TWO? I'VE BARLEY SPOKEN A WORD💀
valt just kept pestering shu about how nika saw him at the doctors and blah, blah, blah, in conclusion, i zoned out.
"you're hurt! you think me and y/n are just gonna drop this?!"
THERE IS NO 'y/n' IN THIS. PLEASE JUST LEAVE ME OUT!!
shu paused, but visibly softened at valts words as it sunk in.
"guess not." was all he said in reply. kinda surprised how easily he let that go...
valt just stepped up to his boyfriend- i mean shu....
he began asking questions left and right. "are you okay?? how bad is it??"
but then there's me, who can't shut up even if my life depended on it.
"OH ITS BAD- OW! DON'T HIT ME!!" shu just smacked me over the head, keeping me from truthfully and fully exposing him.
"it's no big deal, really." bullshit. "a little ice should do the trick." no. no it won't.
then he turned away and left us to eat his dust.
while he was walking past me, my petty ass really couldn't shut up so like i always do, i began coughing hysterically.
"*COUGH* *COUGH* BULLSHIT. *COUGH* *COUGH*"
and before i could further more abuse my power of acting the mf yet again just pinched my cheek incredibly hard with a straight face as if i wasn't suffering in pure agony.
"THIS IS WHY YOU GET NO BITC-"
"LANGUAGE!"
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why me? why did me of all people have to end up in this situation?
if you're wondering why i'm sounding like i'm about to end it all, it's because of valt. valt is the reason of my suffering, and my joy.
okay i'm not making any sense now. basically, valts making me help him carry twenty pounds of ice with him.
but to properly explain, let me rewind to exactly thirty minutes ago.
in other words, TiMeSkIp.
╰┈➤ thirty minutes ago...🤨..
"so let me get this straight," i stood there, at the front of my house looking down at the rabid blue haired child. "you want me to go to shu's house and make sure he's okay? i'm good."
valt only stood there, astonished. "BUT Y/N! we're his friends! if you don't come, you might hurt shu's feelings!"
"i think i can live with that😐"
valt just sighed lookin' all sad and shit. peering at the ground with a deep frown.
oh i know damn well this mf ain't guilt tripping me.
his sad little face made it look like I WAS THE BAD GUY. and maybe i am, but still.
i could only stare to the point my heart was slowly shattering.
i mean... i guess shu isn't THAT bad.
"..."
"if i go you have to buy me an energy drink or the deals off."
he immediately changed his face to a wide grin and cheered ever so loudly. "REALLY!?"
"no."
╰┈➤ back to the present...
of course i was kidding and i went. otherwise i wouldn't be here carrying two bags of ice stacked up on one another while valt carry's three.
"OH MY FUCKING GOD BRUH, WHY DOES THIS ALBINO LOOKIN' ASS HAVE TO LIVE AT THE TOP FLOOR??" if you hadn't heard me, shu lives in a apartment at the top floor.
AND FOR WHAT.
while we were both slaving away, we finally reached his door step. valt pushed the door bell button thingy and a few moments later it opened to reveal shu looking at us like we were crazy.
"what are you two doing...?"
and before i could say anything valt took away the whole conversation. "someone said they needed ice!"
after i finished zoning out during valt and shu's conversation, he eventually let us in and we both threw the bags of ice on his table.
both our hands were literal cold as balls after that.
"taht was freezing!" valt winced with an awkward smile. he started breathing on his hands in hope of heating them up while shu just stared at him, eventually breaking out a smile.
gay. gay as hell.
"how much ice do you two think i'm gonna use on my shoulder?" he laughed. "and let me guess," shu just turned over to me with a smirk.
"valt dragged you into this, didn't he?" are you a psychic...
"well technically he guilt tripped me," i shrugged while i pulled out the energy drink valt got me on our way here. "and bribed me."
shu sighed all dramatically. "why am i not surprised?"
i couldn't help but laugh, throwing my arm over his shoulder while giving a toothy grin. "oh, lighten up! i guess a small part of me was kinda worried too, you know."
he blinked in surprise, as this was the first time i actually touched the mf without gagging. but hey, i gotta cut him a little slack, the dudes in pain, what am i supposed todo??
he pursed his lips, a small pink dusting his cheeks as he glanced the other way. "yeah, yeah, sure..."
i stared at him for a second on confusion at the color coming onto his face.
huh, yeah, i guess it is kinda warm in here.
"anyway, moving on..." i spoke, taking my arm off him while i shifted my gaze over to the pounds of ice that still sat on the table. "what are we gonna do about that fiasco?"
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"shaved ice! best idea ever!" valt celebrated while he chowed down on the snowy white powder topped with green sugar stuff.
me and shy just ate in silence while valt sat there... being valt.
"you two should totally swing by my place sometime! you gotta eat some bread from my moms bakery!" valt exclaimed, smiling excitedly.
you had me at milf- i mean mom.
and then there's shu... being shu. "gotta practice. maybe later."
"then how about joining the bey club! we've got ken, honcho, daigo, and y/n too! why be alone when you can practice with a whole bunch of us??"
"i prefer to practice by myself."
i just sat over here in the corner watching them. for some reason, it was amusing, so i wouldn't say i was bored for once.
"but listen..." shu started. "i think the bey club is working for you. you're getting so much better. since you met y/n and the others, you've become so much stronger."
i felt SO neglected over here in the corner. what am i? your third wheel??
"really? thanks, it means a lot!" valt smiled then immediately went back to eating ice.
shu just stared at him, smiling.
"but..." valt broke the silence while he put down his spoon. "shu, i really wanna beat you! it's my goal and i think i have a pretty good chance at doing that! but you know, i wanna make sure it's fair and square."
the atmosphere was very tense from my perspective.
"get to the finals then. i'll be waiting. even if it boils down to me against you, i won't hold back." shu nodded.
...have they actually forgotten about me??
"if i thought you weren't, me and y/n would never bring you ice again!" then valt went straight back to eating his flavoured snow.
nah, but my guy was literally CHOWING that stuff down.
but then eventually the mf made a face of
indescribable discomfort. the body's worst enemy, brain freeze.
i chocked on my ice and slapped my hand over my mouth.
i can't laugh. not yet.
"brain freeze. it's a thing." shu said all genius like, as he went to take a bite of his own ice too.
one. single. bite.
and just like that, you couldn't basically see the snow get to his head as he made the same face as valt.
"dang you're right shu, brain freeze is a thing." then i snapped a picture of their priceless faces.
"thanks for the new lock screen guys🥰"
"NO WAY!!"
"Y/N DELETE THAT PHOTO RIGHT NOW!!"
"MAKE ME-"
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AHEM.
SO ANYWHORE.
after i finished terrorizing the two of them, shu ended up snatching my phone and deleting the photo.
but little did he know i had that shit saved to like, 30 different servers.
bOzO.
it was pretty late by the time we were done and i ended up having to walk valt's scared ass all the way home.
shu did offer to help but i told him no, mainly because i didn't want to look at his stupid face any longer that i already had.
i eventually got home safe and sound and crawled into bed only to open my phone and check the group chat messages.
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the hood🥶💪
fake blonde
hey y/n can i copy your homework???
emo for life😔🤞
literally do your own homework rantaro its not that hard💀
ALSO Y/N CHANGE MY USERNAME WHAT IS THIS??
y/n✨
Uh, the truth?🤨
emo for life😔🤞
What-
fake blonde
so, uh, is that a yes to copy the homework or...?
y/n✨
bold if you to assume i did the homework
emo for life😔🤞
HAHAHA
fake blonde
GOD DAMN IT
blue bird
wait...
WE HAD HOMEWORK??
fake blonde
looks like we're both gonna fail valt💀
y/n✨
me three💀
fake blonde
Y/N YOU STFU YOUR LITERALLY THE SMARTEST GIRL IN EVERY CLASS IVE HAD WITH YOU
y/n✨
oh yeah
thanks for reminding me😍🤞
y/n's favourite
she just called us dumb in five different languages
fake blonde
HOLD UP WHO THE HELL IS 'Y/N'S FAVOURITE'
y/n✨
ken
y/n's favourite
me<3
blue bird
I THOUGHT I WAS YOUR FAVOURITE😭
fake blonde
PLEASE💀
y/n's favourite
you just mad cuz she likes me more then
you
fake blonde
she's lying.
emo for life😔🤞
i can't believe you guys are fighting over this
no wonder your failing every class
y/n✨
honestly daigo you prob gonna be my third favourite
valt definitely takes second place
emo for life😔🤞
.....
she's lying.
fake blonde
THEN WHAT AM I?
A ROACH???
y/n✨
bo your a fake blonde with bad manga taste
no offence
fake blonde
YOU LITTLE
poor? what's that?😋💸
CAN YOU GUYS SHUT UP IM TRYING TO GET SLEEP HERE!!
fake blonde
...
y/n✨
...
emo for life😔🤞
...
blue bird
...
y/n's favourite
...
fake blonde
...y/n.
y/n✨
...yeah
fake blonde
who is that?
y/n✨
...wakiya...
fake blonde
why
y/n✨
why not
fake blonde
BRAT
WHY IS HE HERE??
poor? what's that?😋💸
you got a problem fake blonde?
fake blonde
MY PROBLEM IS WITH THAT USERNAME.
Y/N
y/n✨
aye aye captain
y/n✨ changed poor? what's that?😋💸 username's to low budget repunzel!
y/n✨
i can work with this
emo for life😔🤞
SHE DID NOT
blue bird
i like that username better!
Y/n's favourite
Y/N💀
low budget repunzel
...
'low budget repunzel' has left the chat!
fake blonde
BAHAHAHAHHAHA
y/n✨
i think it's fair to say i won that argument
*flips hair megestickly 🥶⛓✨*
emo for life😔🤞
***majestically
y/n✨
I DON'T NO NO INGLISH
emo for life😔🤞
NAH IM NOT WASTING MY TIME ON THIS ANYMORE
GOODBYE💀
emo for life😔🤞has left the chat!
y/n✨
fine didn't wanna talk to your emo ass
anyway😒
y/n✨ has left the chat!
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"..."
"welp, time to sleep"
and then i slept.
the end.