(packing peanut eaters)
(Eraser is online)
pentaphobic ear: GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS @EVERYONE HELP ME PLS PLS PLS
pentaphobic ear: I AM BEING VERY /SRS RN HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
(Marker and Potato are online)
📕📗 marker! :) 📕📗: what is it i was taking a nap
pentaphobic ear: PEN'S PARTNER HAS A FUCKING LIGHTER AND THEY'RE TRYING TO KILL ME...
pentaphobic ear: AGAIN.
📕📗 marker! :) 📕📗: wh- AGAIN?!
pentaphobic ear: YES AGAIN
pentaphobic ear: I AM CURRENTLY HIDING RN
📕📗 marker! :) 📕📗: ok tell me where so i can pick you up, and therefore keep you safe /pla
pentaphobic ear: im in the dumpster outside the goiky hotel
(Potato is offline)
📕📗 marker! :) 📕📗: got it man, cya later :(
📕📗 marker! :) 📕📗: I MEANT :)-
(Firey Jr is online)
🪚🟣 Dark Junior. 🟣🪚: LMAO
pentaphobic ear: oh hey fj
🪚🟣 Dark Junior. 🟣🪚: hey eraser, what's up
pentaphobic ear: the top of the dumpster
🪚🟣 Dark Junior. 🟣🪚: why are you in a dumpster
pentaphobic ear: pens partners tryna kill me again
🪚🟣 Dark Junior. 🟣🪚: oh
📕📗 marker! :) 📕📗: FIREY JR, WHERE DID YOU GET YOUR PHONE, I THOUGHT YOU WERE GROUNDED FOR CALLING NAILY A BITCH????????
🪚🟣 Dark Junior. 🟣🪚: i stole it >:)
📕📗 marker! :) 📕📗: eh well our other siblings can deal with that, i got a life to save rn
(Marker is offline)
🪚🟣 Dark Junior. 🟣🪚: is that life your life @eraser
pentaphobic ear: yes
🪚🟣 Dark Junior. 🟣🪚: k.
(Wild Card is online)
🪚🟣 Dark Junior. 🟣🪚: WAIT SHIT-
🟢🟡🔵🔴 PRAY TO ME, BITCH: FIREY JR WHY ARE YOU ON YOUR PHONE?! YOU'RE GROUNDED.
🪚🟣 Dark Junior. 🟣🪚: UHH UHHH I'M SORRY OK DON'T TELL DAD THAT I HAVE MY PHONE I'LL GIVE YOU A COOKIE-
🟢🟡🔵🔴 PRAY TO ME, BITCH: you sneaky bitch.
🟢🟡🔵🔴 PRAY TO ME, BITCH: CAN YOU GET WHITE OR MILK CHOCOLATE FOR ME?
🪚🟣 Dark Junior. 🟣🪚: i will
🟢🟡🔵🔴 PRAY TO ME, BITCH: good, then this secret will be safe with me.
pentaphobic ear: HEY UHH CAN YOU BRIBE CRYSTAL TO NOT KILL ME-
🪚🟣 Dark Junior. 🟣🪚: what can get them to stop?
🟢🟡🔵🔴 PRAY TO ME, BITCH: a pen plush, probably.
(Pen is online)
🟢🟡🔵🔴 PRAY TO ME, BITCH: SPEAKING OF-
🖊 ultimate gay 🖊: hey so uhh WTF ARE Y'ALL SAYING ABT MY DATE-FRIEND
🪚🟣 Dark Junior. 🟣🪚: WE'RE JS SAYING THAT A PEN PLUSH COULD GET THEM TO NOT COMMIT MURDER-
pentaphobic ear: pen can you tell said date-friend to NOT kill me please thanks man
(Sunny is online)
💜💙💜💗five cents: well if they're anything like me,,,,and ik that a marker plush can get me to not commit murder,,,,,,,then yeah-
🪚🟣 Dark Junior. 🟣🪚: ok so the plan is we throw a pen plush at them so they don't kill eraser
🟢🟡🔵🔴 PRAY TO ME, BITCH: yes.
🖊 ultimate gay 🖊: tf are you on about??????? CRYSTAL WOULDN'T HURT A FLY!
pentaphobic ear: BRO DO YOU NOT SEE THEM RUNNING AROUND WITH A LIGHTER CALLING FOR ME???????? ARE YOU BLIND OR SOMETHING?????
💜💙💜💗five cents: he's blinded by love /j
🟢🟡🔵🔴 PRAY TO ME, BITCH: oh my me- also hi nickel!
💜💙💜💗five cents: HI CHARACTER-THAT-MY-BEASTIE-KINS!!!!!!!
🪚🟣 Dark Junior. 🟣🪚: pen's just a massive simp for them
🖊 ultimate gay 🖊: @FIREYJR SHHHHHHHHHHH /lh
🟢🟡🔵🔴 PRAY TO ME, BITCH: why? he's speaking facts.
pentaphobic ear: hold on why can i see crystal looking at their phone
pentaphobic ear: WAIT WHERE IS MARKER I THOUGHT HE WAS GONNA COME GET ME-
(Marker is online)
📕📗 marker! :) 📕📗: GODDAMNIT SOMEONE'S DOING A FUCKING TIKTOK ON THE SIDEWALK
pentaphobic ear: FUCK.
🟢🟡🔵🔴 PRAY TO ME, BITCH: RUN THEM OVER!
📕📗 marker! :) 📕📗: NO I LIKE TO PREVENT DEATH, WILD CARD-
📕📗 marker! :) 📕📗: also omg hiiiiiiiiiiiii sunny :)
💜💙💜💗five cents: OMG MARKER MARKER MARKER MAKRME MARMER AMRKRE.MARKWMR MARLWRMAKRMEMRMAKEMR;,,,,,,,,,!!,!!!!!,,,,,,,!!!!!!!!,,,!!!!!!
🪚🟣 Dark Junior. 🟣🪚: anddddd marker is also a simp
🟢🟡🔵🔴 PRAY TO ME, BITCH: runs in the family. /j
🖊 ultimate gay 🖊: NO IT DOESN'T, YOU GOD-THAT-ISN'T-ACTUALLY-A-GOD
🟢🟡🔵🔴 PRAY TO ME, BITCH: OH SHUT UP PEN AND JUST PAMPER MY FRAGILE EGO BEFORE I BEGIN TO OVERTHINK IF ANYONE LIKES ME BECAUSE OF ONE SMALL THING AGAIN
🖊 ultimate gay 🖊: ...
🪚🟣 Dark Junior. 🟣🪚: ...
📕📗 marker! :) 📕📗: ...
pentaphobic ear: ...
💜💙💜💗five cents: ,,,
🟢🟡🔵🔴 PRAY TO ME, BITCH: that was a joke.
🪚🟣 Dark Junior. 🟣🪚: or was it? *vsauce music starts playing*
📕📗 marker! :) 📕📗: hey wait how come potato didn't say anything when she was on?
💜💙💜💗five cents: ?
📕📗 marker! :) 📕📗: she was on for a short while, but didn't text in the gc
🪚🟣 Dark Junior. 🟣🪚: puffball hasn't even been ON this whole day.
🖊 ultimate gay 🖊: that's bc it's fries' funeral today
🪚🟣 Dark Junior. 🟣🪚: WAIT SO WE MISSED THAT?!
pentaphobic ear: who gave a shit about fries anyways OH SHIT THEY FOUND ME FUCK UHH UHH TELL MY WEED I LOVE IT AND TELL ARIANA I MISS HER SHE CAN HAVE MY WEED
(Eraser is offline)
💜💙💜💗five cents: NAHHHH ERASER DEAD,,,,,,,,,
🟢🟡🔵🔴 PRAY TO ME, BITCH: eraser?
🟢🟡🔵🔴 PRAY TO ME, BITCH: eraser?
🟢🟡🔵🔴 PRAY TO ME, BITCH: eraser!
🟢🟡🔵🔴 PRAY TO ME, BITCH: oh my fucking me, he's fucking dead.
📕📗 marker! :) 📕📗: ...i did... - 📕📗
📕📗 marker! :) 📕📗: ... - 📕📗
📕📗 marker! :) 📕📗: no, no, don't think about him... - 📕📗
💜💙💜💗five cents: marker stop being sad i will hug you if you keep being sad
📕📗 marker! :) 📕📗: ight then imma be even sadder - 📕📗
🪚🟣 Dark Junior. 🟣🪚: well that was a fast change in mood-
💜💙💜💗five cents: IGHT IM COMING BYE YALL STAN MARKER STAN STAPOLDY STAY SAFE
(Sunny is offline)
🟢🟡🔵🔴 PRAY TO ME, BITCH: HAVE YOU SEEN MY BREAKDOWNS BECAUSE I ALWAYS GO FROM "i'm gonna die before the end of this year" to "FUCK BEING SAD Y'ALL"
🖊 ultimate gay 🖊: thats just the life of being god ig?????? idk im not a god
🟢🟡🔵🔴 PRAY TO ME, BITCH: no pen, it is called "MENTAL ILLNESS".
🟢🟡🔵🔴 PRAY TO ME, BITCH: anyways why do you seem so chill about your best friend being dead?
🖊 ultimate gay 🖊: recovery centres. they exist.
🟢🟡🔵🔴 PRAY TO ME, BITCH: oh fuck i forgot about that...
🪚🟣 Dark Junior. 🟣🪚: still though, i'm wondering why potato was silent... normally she'd be rather talkative, but...
🟢🟡🔵🔴 PRAY TO ME, BITCH: idk, maybe she was js in a bad mood or something like that.
(Potato is online)
🖊 ultimate gay 🖊: WELP LOOKS LIKE WE'LL GET OUR ANSWER-
THTS FOREVER!!!💜💙💜💗: guess who just helped out in causing an act of murder!!!!!!!!
🪚🟣 Dark Junior. 🟣🪚: ...
🪚🟣 Dark Junior. 🟣🪚: you WHAT-
THTS FOREVER!!!💜💙💜💗: silence dark markery stan, and let me explain.
THTS FOREVER!!!💜💙💜💗: long story short: i told crystal where eraser was.
🖊 ultimate gay 🖊: AWWW SO YOU HELPED OUT MY PARTNER? THATS SO KIND OF YOU POTATO! I KNEW MY BROTHER GOT A GOOD ONE
(Sunny is online)
💜💙💜💗five cents: WHAT ABOUT ME???????
📕📗 marker! :) 📕📗: i didn't just get a good ONE, i got a good TWO.
🖊 ultimate gay 🖊: YES YES YOURE COOL TOO SUNNY
💜💙💜💗five cents: thank :)
🟢🟡🔵🔴 PRAY TO ME, BITCH: ok so where even are some of you rn, i've lost track.
💜💙💜💗five cents: i used the power of fangirling to teleport to marker and am now hugging him rn
THTS FOREVER!!!💜💙💜💗: i am also hugging marker rn
📕📗 marker! :) 📕📗: we're all in a car and i'm driving us all to the mcdonald's playplace
🖊 ultimate gay 🖊: cooking dinner for me and crystal bc they almost burnt the kitchen down last time /lh
🪚🟣 Dark Junior. 🟣🪚: HOW???????
🖊 ultimate gay 🖊: THEY MIXED UP WAX AND PARCHMENT PAPER
THTS FOREVER!!!💜💙💜💗: HELP-
🖊 ultimate gay 🖊: still love them though :)
🟢🟡🔵🔴 PRAY TO ME, BITCH: nice.
🟢🟡🔵🔴 PRAY TO ME, BITCH: anyways it's time to feed the basement thing again, bye y'all, and remember to pray to me or i'll... kill your entire family lol.
(Wild Card is offline)
🖊 ultimate gay 🖊: ...damn-
📕📗 marker! :) 📕📗: js casual wild card things
THTS FOREVER!!!💜💙💜💗: as a wild card kinnie i can confirm that they are indeed casual wild card things-
💜💙💜💗five cents: OH EM GEE WE'RE HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!
📕📗 marker! :) 📕📗: IGHT BYE AND REMEMBER THAT TWO HANDS TWO STANS IS THE ONLY VALID MARKER SHIP /j
(Marker, Potato, and Sunny are offline)
🪚🟣 Dark Junior. 🟣🪚: damn... looks like it's just you and me, pen.
🖊 ultimate gay 🖊: no its js u i js got done with the dinner bye lol
(Pen is offline)
🪚🟣 Dark Junior. 🟣🪚: oh
🪚🟣 Dark Junior. 🟣🪚: ...
🪚🟣 Dark Junior. 🟣🪚: >:)
🪚🟣 Dark Junior. 🟣🪚: IF YOU'RE READING THIS, THEN YOU'RE LGBTQ+!
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(1,722 words!)
HOW.
HOW THE FUCK DID I WRITE THAT MUCH????
anyways welcome to the 2nd giant gap between updates, this time this one was js bc i went into a phase of js... not being interested in bfdi tbh-
but now... I'M OFFICALLY NAMING FREE FOOD GROUP CHAT AS A BFB AU!
lol