"Is the camera set? No...wait! Turn it a bit towards the left...yeah...just a bit more...perfect!
Ladies and Gentlemen, my lovely girls and fancy boys, your amazing guy, Byun Hanjae himself is back with another episode of your favorite show...Myun-Dam's Life!
Unexpected it might be, but never rejected to be because right here, we're on live with our 'Expos' team captain himself after he challenged 'Kats' in an intense match this weekend.
That's right, the one and only 'Kats' of Chung-Dae High School, the monsters of Basketball are being hosted right here in our playground this weekend.
Students of Myun-Dam, we have here with us Park Jay!
Hanks! What an honor to have you here with us today, Mr. Park–"
"It's Jay only, saying it that way just makes me sound like the Maths teacher."
"Haha! Amazing humor as well...as expected from our Basketball team captain. Always present with your charm. Say, how did this story begin?"
"What story?"
"Your match challenge with the 'Kats'. How did you end up convincing them? I heard they're pretty sharp and never really go for who's lower than them in level. Not that I mean we're lower in level or anything-"
"I punched their biggest guy, Jaesob, Jaedope, Jaeflop, whatever his name was–uh...when is this going to end?"
"You...punched...Jaebeom, 'Kats' best point guard? No, no...Seoul's best point guard!"
"Well, pretty sure I didn't hear him say that. Heck, I didn't give him time to say that. But do I care? Being best point guard doesn't put you in a position to make fun of people's disabilities, hear that, stupid shi-"
"Woah, woah! Okay, hold the camera back. That was intense...is that why you have that bruise on your cheek?"
"This? Nah, it's that weird new girl...I don't know what the heck was wrong with her, she just came in and punched me."
"Oh...new girl, huh? Well, that's so dope news for us. So, who's this new girl with the elegant punching skills?"
"..."
"Jay? Hello? Sir? Did you hear us–wait...are you looking at my sister?"
"What? No. I don't even know who you're talking about."
"Yes, you were looking at her, Byun Han–"
"It was nice talking to you, send my kisses and hugs to our 'Expos' fans! Love ya!"
"JAY! That basta–turn off the camera Lemon. Screw the hell of this episode, I'm not gonna let this scrab head get closer to my beautiful sister.
Are you still filming?
I said turn it off!
Oh right.
You sit still or roam, we go big and you go home! This was Byun Hanjae in your favorite show: 'Myun-Dam's Life!'.
Thank you."