Happy Clown Pizza Restaurant
Silly St
Sillyville, Connecticut
Dante: What kind of pizza restaurant is this?
Radio: *jovial voice* Welcome To Happy Clown! The greatest, most happiest pizza restaurant on Earth! Get two large two topping pizzas for just five bucks, by using a coupon! Happy Clown! Where the smiles never go away!
Me: This place has a lot of kids!
Girl: I love Happy Clown! *eating her cheese pizza*
And--here-we-are: Everyone is so happy here!
Waitress: *smiling big* What can I get you guys?
Girl: *sighs and faints after eating her pizza*
Dante: Oh snap!
Boy: *does the same*
Me: I think we should go.
And--here-we-are: Good call!
Waitress: *still smiling big* Wait, don't you want some pizza?
Kids: *out cold with smiles on their faces*
This story was written on Friday, February 23rd, 2024.
A/N This Happy Clown pizza joint has my suspicions raised! Why did every kid faint after eating their pizza? 🤨 Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.