# 𝗡𝗨𝗠𝗕𝗘𝗥 𝗡𝗘𝗜𝗚𝗛𝗕𝗢...

By meowchira

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❛❛ I bet she's playing hard to get.. ❜❜ ❛❛ I think you're playing hard to get RID OF instead! ❜❜ VARIOUS X FEM More

0 | READER INSERT
1 | Wrong digit , who's dis?
2 | based
3 | keep yourself safe
5 | let's eat shidou! (face rev)
6 | bad dogs!
7 | lukewarm
8 | slursagi strikes
9 | roblox night
10 | e-dating
11 | you're so skibidi
12 | jellyfish
13 | FREEDOM
14 | spirit animal?
15 | S stands for Sensational
oneshot | BACHIRA
oneshot | KARASU
16 | jealous boy!
17 | personality
18 | Michael Clownser
19 | artist of the year
20 | kind
21 | smash or pass
22 | 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂
23 | JOE KING?!
24 | gummy worm rings
25 | wanna see a magic trick?
26 | pride month is over
27 | puppy love
28 | olympics

4 | ZAMN! (face rev)

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───〃★

A FEW days had passed since the "incident"
It was almost like the boys had dissapeared into thin air, having been offline ever since. Even though she didn't know them for a long time, she couldn't deny how quiet it felt without their chaotic wits and the life it blew into her dull existence.

Her thoughts got interrupted by the sound of notifications. Y/N quickly unlocked her phone, immediately smiling when she realized it was Nagi who has messaged her.

Nagi:
Hi Y/N

Y/N:
NAGI WHAT THE HELL WHERE HAVE U GUYS BEEN ALL THIS TIME?? R U OK??
did that ego guy do something? I will literally come over there myself and beat him to pulp
DONT LEAVE ME ON SEEN WTF

A few minutes went by before Nagi replied again.

Nagi:
Sorry. The others also got their phone back and the hallway was a battlefield.

Y/N:
You guys had your phones taken away?

Nagi:
yuh

Y/N:
Was it because of.. whatever the fuck happened 😭

Nagi:
mhm
I hope you're prepared to have your phone notifications blowing up :x
Cause some of these idiots were dying without you

Y/N:
omg.......
Does that include you?!? 🥺🥺
....
NAGI STOP LEAVING ME ON READ
seen

"What an idiot!"

SHE THOUGHT as her fingers skillfully glided over the screen. Weekdays were busy while her weekends were boring. Usually she'd hang out with her friends, but Penny was out with her boyfriend while the others were busy doing.. whatever really. The sound of something scratching against the door reached her ears and she hurried towards it,  opening it to be greeted by a small black ball of floof meowing contently at her.

"Felony you little rascal! Where have you been all day?!"

Y/N asked jokingly as she picked the cat up and walked with him back towards her bed. Felony happily curled up into her lap, purring ever so loudly as he got his daily needed dose of scratches.

Then, without warning her phone went crazy, notification after notification flooding in, to the point where the sound wasn't even working properly anymore. She unlocked it, seeing the blue lock groupchat seemed to have springed back alive.

DING!
DING!
DING! 

PRISON (roblox escape obby)

Bachira! ( •̀ •́ ):
@Y/N
@Y/N
@Y/N

ugly ass crow:
@Y/N
@Y/N

otoya (cheater):
@Y/N
@Y/N

Y/N:

GUYS YOU'RE BACK
OH MY GOD
YOU GOT ME SOOOO WORRIED

WEIRDO. :
If it wasn't for Bachira doing the most out of pocket fucking things with his schizophrenic creature  buddy you wouldn't have had to miss us 🤗

Bachira! ( •̀ •́ ):
his name IS GERALD! and he is very displeased by you shidou 😠😠😠😠

WEIRDO. :
Who cares

Bachira! ( •̀ •́ ):
Ț̷͍͓͔̍́̇̚͜h̸̠̟͖̰̜̖̮̄̌͘e̷̞͆̎̈͌̽̚ ̵̦̖̝̒̀͒̉̾͂͌̆̽d̸̨̙̜̻͓͍̘͚̱͇̔͒͆̾̈́̚͝ä̷͔̙̜̽̈́̌̀̇̐́͛͐ÿ̵̜͕̜́͘͠͝ ̸̧̙̬͇̹̻̺͒̀̈́̋͆͝͝o̸̭͇͂̍̑̈́̂̎f̷̤̰͂̑ ̴̡̳̹̩́y̸̰̝͆̑ơ̶̥̣̟̌͆̈̚̚͝ù̶̡̗̦͓́r̸̛̪̖̪͖̭̬̲̅̃̔́̂͘͠͝ ̶̨̛̪̝̠̮̓̉̍́̑̀̏͠d̵̢̖̩͋̀̀̾̏̍͆̿ó̶̤͙̲̘̖̽͂w̵̤̝̩͓̬̳̠͎̽̽͆̀̓̚͠n̸̫̰̭̔f̵̫̘̙̯̆a̵͎̱͈̭̲̮̙̳̣͂l̸̢̺͚̟̱̩̞̦͛̎l̸̡̝̝̥͖͈̩̏̂̾̈͊̑̈́͋̃͝ ̷̝͓͚̟̬͑͌̋͂͑͒̕͜ͅĩ̴̧̛͓͍̬͊̚͘s̵̭̺͛̋͐͆̈̇̾̌͝ ̶̱̓͗͆͒a̷̧͈͇̞̿͑̍p̸͚͓͕̻͕̦̝͎͉̾̿͠p̶̗̗͉͙̿̓̎́̾͝ŗ̷̭̥͔͉̖̩͇̌͐͂̅̇̈̆̕ǫ̵͓̊̀̀͘a̶̱̥̰͉̭̦̬̼̿́̿͐̀̈̒̓c̷̡̠͍̣͉̗̗̺͕͕̿̆h̸̳̣̖́̒͘i̶̲̫̩̠͒ń̴̡͕̻̠̟̜̦̻͗͑͂͊͑̈̈͠ͅͅğ̴͎̗̭̆̊̃̏̋͐̊̚̚.̶̢̙̫̙͒̊ ̸͉̝̞̪̰̖̣̺̓͒̀͊͑͌̽̅͝ͅc̷̲̙͍̬͙̘͈̮̄͂̑͊̀͆̓̎͗̔͜ȏ̸̯̾̄̕͝u̴̞͍̭͗͆̔̊̅̐̀̈́͝n̵̗͔̩̓͑̀́̚̚ṭ̶͍̤͍͚̎͐͑͗͊͝ ̶̨̲͈̗̙̜̈̈́ý̷̞̲̟̤͔̹̭̂ô̶̪͇̼͍̜͓͊́̀u̴̢̢͙̻͇̱̮̣͛͐̋̀̐̊̈́r̷̡̯̻̤̂ͅ ̶̨͙͈̯̠̳͍̻̠͙͗̅̇̓̒̃ḑ̸̹̤̩͉̗̩͎͕̅̀͂͝͝͠à̶̡̡̙͈̟̗̘̰̣̾͛͐͐͆̀̍͝ÿ̴̨̠̹̹̰́͆̍̍̑̈́̈́̿̒̎ş̴̦̘̬̭̤͉̌̀̽̔͆̕̕.̴̢̤͓̱̺̠͇̒̆

WEIRDO. :
STOP IT????

Bachira! ( •̀ •́ ):
😁😁😁😁😆😆

Y/N:
May i ?? ask what the hell happened??

Itoshi Rin:
The substance created by Bachira ended up driving Ego insane to the point he started chasing us around. These lukewarm idiots were crying like babies.

ugly ass crow:
Don't act like you weren't screaming like a little school girl rin

WEIRDO. :
No cause FORREAL!! rinnie was not having it

Y/N:
And why did you get your phones taken away?

ugly ass crow:
SOMEONE I shall not name them (Isagi) told Ego about it and he took our phones.

otoya (cheater):
We stopped putting effort into our training anymore so he was forced to give our phones back

Y/N:
God
Not gonna lie guys i missed u.. these days were so boring without u..

otoya (cheater):
i missed you too 🥰🥰🥰🥰

Y/N :
anyway

otoya (cheater):


Y/N:
I was thinking though
maybe you guys could do like a proper introduction of yourself
So i know who I'm talking to

WEIRDO. :
Shouldn't YOU be the one to introduce yourself we already know each others 😒

Y/N :
i'm very hot trust
hold up guys I gotta go feed Felony

Itoshi rin:
?

otoya (cheater):
who the fuck is Felony

Nagi:
Her cat

otoya (cheater):
why did you know that

Nagi:
She sent me pictures of him

ugly ass crow:
.
you chatted with her???? in PRIVATE?

Nagi:
ya

otoya (cheater):
😔😔😔

Y/N:
back
ok i promise that if u guys do a face reveal I'll do one too

Nagi:
sure

Y/N :
YEAAAHHHH OK
let me just
@everyone
HI EVERYONE
face reveal tine 🥳🥳🥳🥳

everyone is online!

XXX-XXXXXXX:
what is this

Chigiri:
Oh hi Y/N

XXX-XXXXXXX:
Since when did we have a groupchat ? 😅
Who is Y/N ?

Y/N:
explanation comes afterwards
FACE REVEAL NOW
WHO STARTS

Bachira! ( •̀ •́ ):
I'll start!!!!!!!

Y/N :
WHAT
HOLY SHIT BRO IS AN ABSOLUTE CUTIE PATOOTIE
YOU'RE SO BEAUTIFUL MY LITTLE SNOOKUMS OMG
WAAAAAAA
ily bachi

Y/N renamed Bachira! ( •̀ •́ ) to Y/N's pookie

Y/N's pookie:
THANK U Y/N!!!!! ILYT!!!!! ^____^
i bet yuor're even cuter!!!!!!!

WEIRDO. :
*you're

Y/N's pookie:
s̸̨̹̳͎̬͔͙̥̿̆ͅh̴̡̗̲̪̊e̴͕̬͍̳̤̭̊ ̸̱̙̙̑͒t̵̮̥̰̞̭͖̖̓h̵̘͉̹̗̺̘͋̈́̕e̶̫̼̱͓̳̒̒̈̒̇͛͌̒ ̴͓̪͒̌͋̌̇̓̌͋͝f̵̧̛̩̱͈̘̗̞̰͐͊̂̽̓͂͂u̷̦͕̘̜͖̟̰͇̙̝̎̑̈́c̶̬̜̞̺͔̩̳̹̗̆̃̀͗̚k̷̨̞̝̗̮̝̍̋͛̎̈́͆́ ̵̧̙̞̼̲̥̰͛̓̉̊͘͝ű̶̳͓̟̭̼͎̬̺̲̃̓̈́́̽͘̚p̷͇̭͈̺̣͙͎͓̳̙̑̑̊͋̇̽̆͒͐͝

WEIRDO. :
STOP????

Y/N:
your turn weirdo

WEIRDO. :
I am NOT a weirdo stfu and kys

Y/N:
JUST FUCKING DO IT YOU WANNABE FANBOY
i feel like laughing. so that gives me a chance to laugh at your crusty ass

WEIRDO. :
after i do my face reveal you're gonna be begging for attention from my "crusty ass" 🤩

Y/N:
DONT KEEP ME WAITING HURRY UP

WEIRDO. :
Don't go too crazy 👋👋👋

Y/N:
the pic isn't loading i bet mu phone is preventing me to see your ugly ass
ok it's loading now

Y/N is offline!

Itoshi rin:
the cockroach scared her off LOL.

ugly ass crow:
LMAOOOOO LOSER

WEIRDO. :
whatever idc

Y/N is online!

Y/N:
A fine man and a football player? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! eyes pop out AROOOOOOOOGA! jaw drops tongue rolls out WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF tongue bursts out of the mouth uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart Ahhhhhhhhhhh me sire... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt * ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets BABY WANTS TO FUCK inhales from the gas tank honka honka honka honka ~masturabtes furiously ohhhh my gooooodd~
PLEASE SHIDOU ONE CHANCE
YOU CAN BE MY WIFEY 🔥 I CAN TREAT U RIGHT PLEASE
GOD IM DROOLING

WEIRDO. :
you wish! 😒 ion want yo ugly ass

Y/N:

UGH WHATEVER.
FUCK YOU TOO.
NEXT.
@ugly ass crow your turn

ugly ass crow:
Right back at ya

ugly ass crow is offline!

Y/N:
WHY DID BRO GO OFFLINE WTF

Itoshi rin:
finally some peace and quiet

ugly ass crow is online!

ugly ass crow:
Sorry love i had to do something real quick

Chigiri:
He just spent 10 minutes trying to get the perfect selfie

ugly ass crow:
SHUT UP DISNEY PRINCESS KNOCKOFF

Y/N:
SHUT UP THE BOTH OF U UGH
chigiri ur next.

ugly ass crow:
Hope you're prepared 😉

Y/N:
.
jaw drops to the floor
GOES CRAZY
DRIPPING DOWN MY LEGS
RUNNING LAPS AROUND MY ROOM
GOD I NEED YOU SO BADLY KARASU POOKIE
FUCK
FUCK I WANT YOY SO BADLY
the hair...
IT DOESNT MATTER I NEED U

  Y/N renamed ugly ass crow to hot stuff

Hot stuff:


otoya (cheater):
my turn now

Y/N:
NO CHIGIRI IS NEXT WAIT FOR YOUR TURN.
or can you not play fair?
do you have to cheat your way forward too???
can you not keep it at cheating on women??

otoya (cheater):
oh damn..
enemies to lovers?

Y/N:
DIE.
@chigiri
@chigiri
@chigiri PLEASE

Chigiri:
okay okay
sorry i was brushing my hair

Y/N:
🤨🤨🤨

Chigiri:


Y/N:
...
NO WONDER THEY CALL U PRINCESS
LET ME WIFE U UP CHIGIRI PLEASE
HOLY SHIT UR SO MAJESTIC
BEAUTIFUL
I WANT U SO BAD
HAND IN MARRIAGE?!?!??


Chigiri:
thank you....?
that's.. those are quite the compliments uhh
I mean i don't really know you so

Y/N:

I MEAN U DIDN'T SAY NO
I will have you.

Chigiri:
😦

Y/N:
Your turn ig
@otoya (cheater)

otoya (cheater):

Y/N:
...
NAH YOUR HANDSOME PRIVILEGES ARE GETTING REVOKED
NO WONDER U GET BITCHES IM FUCKING CREAMING GOD I NEED U SO BADLY
THIS ISN'T FAIR
i'm supposed to hatw u..
fuck

otoya (cheater):
i'll change for you 🙏
one chance

Y/N:
die
anyway
who's next
ok i'm curious about that one number
@xxx-xxxxxxx hi face reveal now
wait whats ur name

XXX-XXXXXXX:
oh hi..? 😁
uhm sure i can do a face reveal
my name is Yukimiya! ☺️

Y/N:
Your name sounds kinda familiar but i can't put my finger on it

hot stuff:
bro is boutta be baffled

XXX-XXXXXXX:
My name is yukimiya kenyu ☺️


Y/N:
THE MIDEL??
NO FUCKING WAY WHAT
WHAT FUCK
FUCK UR SO HANDSOME I NEED U
PLEASE BE MINE I NEED U SO BAD
I FOLLOW YOU ON INSTAGRAM I LOVE YOU SO MUCH
PLEASE ONE CHANCE
ONE CHANCE POOKIE

XXX-XXXXXXX:
oh thank you dear! you're very kind
what's your instagram? I'll follow you back? 😊

Y/N:
just got called dear by THE yukimiya kenyu
now i can die peacefully
GOD THANK YOU 🙏🙏🙏🙏
I'll dm you my ig! ^__^

otoya (cheater):
HEY I WANT YOUR INSTAHRAM TOO
PLEASE
😭😭😭😭🙏🙏🙏🔥🔥

Y/N:
Die
anyway
SO FAR I'VE SEEN ALL OF YOU ARE SO HANDSOME OMG
WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE INTERACTING WITH LITERAL ETHEREAL BEINGS?!?
Who's next!!!!!!!

Itoshi rin:
@everyone training

Y/N:
WHAT NO THE FACE REVS ARENT DOEN YET!!!!!!! PLEASE

XXX-XXXXXXX:
Sorry Y/N... We'll be back after 😊

hot stuff:
Don't miss us too much 🙏🙏

Y/N's pookie:
BYE Y/N TAKE CARE ❤️❤️❤️❤️

Y/N:
OK BYE GUYS.....
SEE YOU LATER!!!!!
seen by all

CHAPTER HAS BEEN EDITED!

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