I do not own Percy Jackson or any of PJO or HoO characters. Shore, I know why we do this I sea why. But. I hate this. I hate this. WHY?! Course, I don't own any of the dam characters but... BUT unless your RICK RIORDAN the legend, you can't just skip the disclaimer. POV RICK: *No disclaimer*
Lets just push my ADHD brain for a second and just... hop into it. Or dive into it. Yeah. Prob because it's Percy Jackson and Percy Jackson is the son of the sea gahd. Whoops. Just start the story. DON'T READ ON THE DISCLAIMER. I AM WARNING YOU.
*Dancing Toothless meme starts playing*
*Background song is Counting Stars by One Republic*
*Counting Stars have the lyrics of Under the Sea*
*My Headphones nearly dies*
*Realizes too late*
*All the chaotic things stop*
*Me sobbing in my heart*
*Computer has a battery of 1%*
*Is in the middle of reading Percabeth fanfics*
*Computer shuts down*
*Throws computer*
*Computer crashes*
*Realizes its 3 AM and I have woken up the house*
Asian Mom: *Grips Belt*
Me: Take me with you computer!
*Crashes into the wall*
*Flows into Elysium for some reason*
*Marches up to Hades*
Me: WHY AM I IN ELYSIUM??!!
Hades: Cuz I wanted to save you from Asian Mom.
*Asian Mom appears*
Hades: *Screams*
Persephone: Welcome! Care for a tea?
Hades: *Stares in horror at Persephone*
Me: *Stares in horror at Persephone*
Some Random Ghost: *Stares in horror at Persephone*
Everyone That Exists On The Earth: *Stares in horror at Persephone*
Persephone: What.
*Demeter appears holding cereal*
*Demeter stares at Persephone*
*Demeter stares at Asian Mom*
*Demeter stares at Persephone*
*Demeter stares at Asian Mom*
*Complete silence*
Me: RUN!
*Runs away*
*Chaos*
*Screaming*
Asian Mom: *Grips Belt tightly*
*Asian Mom cracks Belt on everyone except Persephone and Demeter*
*Groans*
*Stands up*
Me: OUCH.
Asian Mom: WHY YOU GET A- ON TEST?
Me: *Runs away to hunt the mortal world as a ghost*