Ashton; we have a slight problem
Calum; what?
Calum; did you get your dick stuck in your zipper again?
Ashton; -.- that was a long time ago
Calum; it was last month?
Ashton; shut up it wasn't
Calum; anyways what's wrong
Ashton; so
Calum; so
Ashton; soo
Calum; Ashton
Ashton; okay so
Calum; I'm so done with you
Ashton; nononono so hypothetically, what would you do if you made a new friend and you kinda sort of like them now?
Calum; is this about Luke?
Ashton; I said hypothetically!
Calum; right, right sorry
Ashton; what would you do?
Calum; I would drop subtle hints, flirt with the person a little
Ashton; okay, okay sounds cool
Calum; so how is Luke
Ashton; good? Idk
Calum added Luke to the conversation.
Calum; hey Luke how are you
Ashton; what are you doing clum?
Ashton; calum*
Luke; um I'm pretty good
Luke; ha clum, if u take the l out of it it says cum hA
Calum; yup now I remember why I don't like you
Calum added Michael to the conversation.
Michael; hello my dear friends
Calum; me and Ashton have big news
Ashton; we do?
Luke; u do?
Calum; we do.
Michael; they do.
Calum; well more Ashton than me
Ashton; ???
Michael; what the fuck is happening
Calum; ASHTON HAS A CRUSH
Luke; he does?
Michael; cmon cal you act like this is new news
Luke; oh
Ashton; um what the fuck hood, I don't have a crush
Calum; lies, you do to and you know it liar
Luke; why didn't you tell me Ashton
Ashton; but I don't know what he's talking about
Luke; cmon even Michael knows
Michael; oblivious little fuckers
Ashton; ??
Luke; I don't understand why u can't just tell me?
Ashton; there's nothing to tell!
Luke left the conversation.
Ashton; Calum what the fuck
Calum; now he knows you hypothetically like someone, now he'll try harder for your attention
Ashton; he has my attention you fuck ass
Michael; wait so he likes someone else? I thought he liked Luke!
Ashton; I don't like Luke
Calum; and I hate when my dick is shoved up Michael's ass
Ashton; ew ew ew
Ashton; why'd you have to say that
Calum; because I actually love it just like you like Luke :)
Ashton; no
Michael; you suck at lying
Ashton; but I don't
Michael; you like Luke
Calum; just admit it
Ashton; this isn't fair, I'm being tag teamed :-(
Calum; you loOoOOove him
Michael; you used the Luke nose!!
Ashton; so?
Michael; you text him so much you're starting to use the words his does
Ashton; you two are so annoying
Ashton; gOODBYE
Ashton left the conversation.
Michael; he never denied his feelings
Calum; they keep going in circles
Michael; true
Calum; yup
Michael; so
Calum; soo
Michael; wanna fuck
Calum; you're so romantic
Michael; I know
Calum; such a lovely boyfriend
Michael; yeah
Michael; sooo
Michael; do you?
Calum; as long as you come to my house bc I'm too lazy
Michael; hell yes I'm on my way
Calum; *picture attached* does this give you motivation to hurry the fuck up?
Michael; fuck, two of my favorite things, I'll be there in like 5 minutes
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What do you think were the two things Calum sent him?
Also, damn it Calum, look at what you've done to Lucas.