[The episode opens with Angel Dust waking up in a dimly lit room, tied up to a chair. She tries to budge free but fails. Her captor paces around her.]
Captor: Finally awake, Angel Dust.
[Angel glowers but eventually regains her confident smile.]
Angel Dust: Yeah, and what's it to ya?
[Captor holds a knife against Angel's face.]
Captor: I want you to tell me where your boss stashes his vault.
Angel Dust: [laughs unbothered.] It's hilarious you think I'd tell you anything.
[The captor grabs Angel off the ground by the neck.]
Captor: Fine! I guess I'll just have to fuck the information out of ya.
Angel Dust: [Stares defiantly.] Do your worst. [Then breaks into a seductive smile.] Daddy~
[The captor rips his shirt open and engages in sexual intercourse with Angel, revealing this is a porn film played on the hotel's TV.]
Angel Dust (onscreen): Oh, yeah, baby~
[Cuts to Sir Pentious and Charlie watching creeped out, Vaggie annoyed, Y/n slightly has a red hue on his cheeks and Niffty rather interested.]
Angel Dust: You know, this performance won me a Sex-x-xi award.
Charlie: It's, uh... Very... Honest?... Oh. [Charlie turns away, nauseous and Y/n tries to shield her eyes with his hands.]
Vaggie: Ew.
[Charlie peeks from Y/n fingers back at the TV screen before turning her head away and into Y/n chest to avoid watching with Charlie's hand covering her mouth this time.]
Angel Dust (onscreen]: Oh, harder, daddy~
Vaggie: Okay! Enough of that.
[Vaggie goes over to Y/n and tries to help Charlie by covering the side of her face with her own hand so she doesn't have to see the TV screen. She turns her head to Angel Dust with a disapproving and unamused stare.]
Vaggie: Angel, what the fuck?
Angel Dust: What? You said was show-and-tell day. I'm showin' you my best film, and I'm tellin you that it scored me a win over that bitch, Tiffany Titfucker.
[Husk is seen cleaning and wiping a wine glass.]
Husk: Ya know, not a very convincing interrogation scene.
Angel Dust: [laughs pissed off] Alright, dickhead. What makes you think you have any right to insult my work to my fuckin' face?
Husk: You really gonna sit there and act like these scripts ain't hot garbage?
Angel Dust: [Gasps] Fuck you! This is classy art! [Gestures with two hands at the TV screen]
Angel Dust (onscreen): OH! FUUUCK!
[Co-star slaps Angel's butt and bites it. Sir Pentious covers his eyes when he sees while Niffty lies on her stomach on the table with smile, kicking her legs back and forth as she continues watching.]
Husk: That's bullshit. You get drunk and bitch about them all the time. Everyone likes to bitch to the bartender. I know everything about you and these motherfuckers at this point.
[Gestures to Sir Pentious] That one. That one is an insecure buffoon whose lonely ass watches you idiots sleep!
[To Charlie] Princess, is a bleeding heart who wants to solve everybody else's problems 'cept her own.
Charlie: What?! No, I-- What? Pfffft, no, no. [Vaggie just stares at her silently.]
Husk: [to Vaggie.] This one. [She turns her attention away from Charlie and scowls at Husk, growling under her breath.] Judges everyone and everything because she hates herself.
[Vaggie frowns before groaning.]
Husk: [Gestures to Y/n] Y/n here likes to help everybody else instead of helping himself. [ Y/n eyes turn red as he growls at husk]
Husk: [Gestures to Niffty who smiles mischievously.] And Niffty? Hehhh... You don't even want to know what her deal is.
[Husk drinks from his bottle of whiskey he is holding as Angel laughs and kicks her legs.]
Angel Dust: You weren't kidding. Oh ho, wow!
[Angel laughs in front of Vaggie's face briefly while she is still frowning before sitting herself down on the couches arm.]
Angel Dust: Kitten's got claws.
[She gestures claws with her hand while looking to the side at Husk flirtatiously, causing his eyes to widen and his eyebrows to raise at that. Angel places her hand underneath Husks' chin, turning his head to face her closely as her hand adjusts against his cheek with her other holding the bottom of Husks' hand.]
Angel Dust: [Sexily.] Meow~
[Husk immediately breaks away from her grasp and points at Angel with his index finger rather annoyed, causing Angel's eyes to widen and eyebrows to raise in surprise from the sudden move.]
Husk: And you! [Scoffs.] Don't get me started. I see right through you and all this bullshit and how fake you are.
Angel Dust: Oh ho ho, me? Fake? Wow, I had no idea. Guess that's why I'm an actor, dumbass. And-- [Phone vibrates and rings.] Hold that thought.
Angel Dust: [answers the phone.] Hello? Uh, yeah I'm-I'm... No, No, I just, I... [Nervously.] No, I-I'm not... But, uh... Yeah, I'll be right there.
Angel Dust: Well, uh... Looks like Val needs me for an... Uh-- emergency shoot.
Husk: Uh-huh, sure.
Angel Dust: You know what? Fuck you. I don't give a shit what some drunk ass bartender thinks a' me. [Pulls out her shades from her chest fluff.] So why don't you just crawl back to whatever cave you came from, porn critic. [Husk grows annoyed at his comment as Angel flips him off and puts on her shades. Husk growls and glares at her.]
Charlie: [Makes Y/n let go of her and sprints after Angel.] Angel, you can't leave yet. [Tries to stop her from leaving by taking her hands and gently leading her back to the lobby.] We haven't finished our exercises for the day.
Angel Dust: I'm sure you'll manage without me. [Walks back over to the door to leave, grabs the handle, and opens it.]
[Charlie sprints back after her and closes the door with her back, trying to block her from leaving.]
Charlie: There isn't much time left for the hotel to prove itself.
[Angel places her hands on her hips and grows annoyed before facepalming trying to remain calm before taking off her shades with one hand and placing another on Charlie's shoulder.]
Angel Dust: Dollface, it's my job. I know you want to fix everything but unless you can fix my boss, there's nothing you can do.
[Charlie frowns at what she said Angel moves her out of the way to the door, opens it, puts her shades back on, and slams the door and leaves.]
Charlie: Uuugh, why is this so haaaard? What am I doing wrong?
Y/n: Well, I mean... You're the princess of Hell.
Charlie: So?
Vaggie: So, you don't really use the power that comes with that, which I love about you, but maybe you can... I don't know, command a little more... Authority?
Charlie: [Whines.] But that's so meeeeaaan.
Y/n: It's not mean exactly. It's... Uh aggressive kindness.
Charlie: Okay... I could be so aggressively kind to Angel's boss... That I convince her to let Angel spend more time at the hotel!
Vaggie: Sure, whatever gets you there, babe.
[Charlie then runs out the hotel door to the porn studio that angle works at as Y/n is trying to say something to her but she doesn't hear him]
Y/n: wait Charlie you don't know what Valentina really like if you make her angry!.
[Y/n begins to run after Charlie as Vaggie smiles at him]
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[Cuts to Angel working at the porn studio. Valentina supervises and Travis appears as a director.]
Angel Dust: Ohhh! Daddy, I... Uhhhh?...
[Angel reaches behind and underneath one of the pillows and grabs a paper to re-read the script before scoffing.]
Angel Dust: Do you really expect me to memorize this whole script?
Valentina: Just improv it! You think anyone watches for the dialogue? [points to Travis, who nervously smiles and shakes his head.] Action
[ A gang of four demons slam the door open and enter the room, preparing to initiate the sex scene as raunchy music plays.]
Angel Dust: Oh, no. So many burglars... [Sexily.] And only one me! Whatever shall I do? [Angel quickly glances back at the script before hiding it and setting it aside.] I guess I'll have to do all of you!
[One demon grabs and pins Angel to the bed.]
Angel Dust: Ohh. So what are you gonna do to me?
[Angel hears the door squeak open as Charlie and Y/n suddenly enters the studio her eyes widen in a panic.]
Angel Dust: Y/n, Charlie?!?
Rocky: Uh, my name's Rocky.
Angel Dust: [Pushes Rocky off of her and off of the bed as she sits up.] No one gives a shit.
Charlie: Oh, so this is where the magic happens. [As Charlie and Y/n looks around she nearly bumps into a female Hellhound actor who just got done taking her bra off but Y/n stops her and moves her behind him. Y/n blushes and shuffles back quickly and awkwardly from how close he accidentally was to her.]
Female hellhound: Oh! I'm sorry I didn't see you there I'm Nala
Y/n: it's all right I'm Y/n [hold hand out for her to shake witch she dose]
Nala: wait Y/n as in the prince of lust?
Y/n: yep that me
Nala: wow never thought I meet the prince of lust, listen I would love to talk more but I got to get back to filming, here have my card it has my number on it if you ever want to get closer to these [pushes her bust up to let Y/n have a better view witch makes him blush]
Y/n: [takes card] thank you I'll think about it.
Nala then gives Y/n a kiss on the cheek before walking away form him with a sway in her hips
[when they were done talking Y/n notice that Charlie was no longer behind making him look around for her Y/n eventually hears Charlie gasps and makes his way towards her an sees that her blush had disappeared as she sees another male actor get slathered in mud.]
Charlie: That is a lot. [Angel then appears, putting on a robe and gently takes Charlie and Y/n by their hand diverting their attention while she still sounds panicked.]
Angel Dust: What in the ever-loving fuck are you two doing here?!
Charlie: I am the Princess of Hell, Angel. And I go where I please. [Whispers in a soft tone.] I'm here to get you some time off for the hotel. Now, where's your boss?
[Just as Charlie looks around and is about to walk away Angel tries to gently but firmly grab her by the hand and pulls her away, frightened.]
Angel Dust: Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. You are going nowhere near Val
Y/n: Charlie, Angles right you don't know Val like-
Valentina: Angel! What is the fucking hold up?
Angel Dust: I'm coming!
Valentina: Not off-camera, you're not!
[Angel gently pushes Charlie and Y/n back towards the door and opens it as she stands there.]
Angel Dust: [Panicked and talking fast.] Please, please, just wait, wait until I'm done working and we will talk about this, I promise. But first you two gotta go.
Valentina: [Appears behind Angel as she flinches.] Aaaah, Your Majesty...
Angel Dust: [Whispers.] Oh, shit.
Valentina: [Walks over to them.] Welcome to my humble sex dungeon. [She pushes Angel behind her as she bends down and leans towards Charlie.] What can I do for such a-- [She takes Charlie's left arm and pulls up her suit sleeve as she lecherously licks and slurps Charlie's arm, leaving a trail of her saliva.]
Charlie: [Grossed out.] Ah, uh, no, thank you...
[Angel looks away disgusted and Y/n pulls Charlie back into his chest making Valentina look up to see Y/n]
Valentina: Y/n, You and the princess don't want a role, do you? Because I can make you both a star, make us both richer than, well, your papito--
Y/n: [Backs away with Charlie, shocked and disgusted.] leave her alone Valentina we're not here for a role.
[Y/n let's go of Charlie and hold her hand instead]
Y/n: Charlie you may continue.
Charlie: Uh, I-I'm sorry. I have come to aggressively, kindly speak with you about Angel.
[Valentina stiffened slightly when she mentioned that, eyes narrowed and an eyebrow raised in suspicion as Angel waves her hands and gestures for Y/n to stop from behind her.]
Charlie: Later, of course. I wouldn't want to stand in the way of your work.
[Valentina snaps her head to the side, peering over her shoulder and scowls at Angel as she grows more worried.]
Valentina: Well then, make yourself comfortable, Your Majesty and my Darling Y/n and enjoy the show. [Motions the film crew back to the shoot as she walks back to her chair dragging Y/n with her but instead sitting beside Travis she makes Y/n stand in front of her using him to lean on while pushing her huge bust into his back .] Well, let's take this shit from the top!
Travis: [Laughs] Action!
Angel Dust: Oh, wow, mister robbers. I sure hope you don't hurt me with those... Big guns of yours.
Robber: Don't move, you spicy little, uuh, cock sleeve or else I'll... [Pans to Charlie whispering to the cameraman about the hotel.]
Charlie: [whispering] We do trust exercises everyday in the morning...
Valentina shouts: CUT! What the fuck is going on with this?
Charlie: Ooh, I'm sorry, Were we too loud? I was just telling him about the Hazbin Hotel.
Valentino: [Fakes a smile.] Not at all, Princess! [She glares and gnashes at Angel as she shrinks forward a bit, knowing this isn't good for her.] It doesn't bother me one bit.
[Y/n sensing the anger coming off of Val decided to send her a warning.
Y/n: [in a serous tone] Val I don't care what you do to me but if you hurt Charlie you'll regret it.
[Valentina got a little hurt that Y/n threatened her but hid it vary well as Charlie continued to talk]
Charlie: You know, this scene feels awfully violent. If you want help with the script, maybe I can pitch some scenarios that are more whole-- Woah!
[Charlie screams and trips over a cable and the electricity crackles.]
Charlie: Okay. Okay. Ah, ah okay, [She tries reaching to fix it but the cables and wires catch fire and begins to spread as she backs away from it. Angel and the four male actors are seen watching, eyes wide.] That's on fire. That-that, that's on fire.
Angel Dust: [The crew and actors scream and flee while Angel remains on the bed, backing up against the pillows, and eyes still wide.] Oh shit...
[Everyone runs away screaming as the room burns down. Charlie tries to put out the fire to no avail. Valentina glares at Angel Dust menacingly, believing she's the cause of this mess.]
Charlie: Oh, god. Okay uh do you have any--
[Charlie grabs and picks up the corner of furry carpet in attempt to put out the fire.]
[Valentina watches everything play out still holding onto Y/n, eyes wide before she grits her teeth and Walks away from Y/n in annoyance.]
Charlie in the middle of the fire: Can I get a fire extinguisher? [Charlie takes off her suit jacket and begins swaying it up and down trying to put out the fire but still to no avail as the screams and running continue.] I am so sorry. I ruined your movie. I ruined your movie. [Angel watches everything as she sits on the bed still backed against the pillows blinking with a mortified expression as her pupils shrink when she sees Valentina's dark figure standing still in the midst of the fire, glaring at her as Y/n try's to calm her down for Angles safety.] Oh, my God. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm s-s-s-s-s-sorry! Noooooo!
[Valentina growls and flaps her wings once and extinguishes the fire in an instant. Angel sits up and gets off of the bed quickly, reaching underneath, grabbing and putting on her robe.]
Angel Dust: Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck...
Charlie: [Still with suit jacket off.] Oh, my gosh, I am so, so, so, so sorry, I-- I can clean this up. I-- I can--
Valentina: [Walks up to Charlie and bends in front of her to her eye level.] Don't you worry your pretty blonde head about it. We have people for that. [Turns to Angel.] Angel... can I see you in your dressing room for a moment?
[but before Valentina could walk away Y/n grabbed her hand making her look at him]
Y/n: don't let your anger take over you my love it's not her fault please don't hurt her. [ let's go of her hand]
[Valentina didn't say anything and walked away from Y/n and to angles dressing room]
[Angel runs off to Val, leaving a concerned Charlie and Y/n. She reaches to stop her but doesn't. As Angel enters the dressing room worried and scared, a fuming Valentina appears from behind the door, slamming it shut, approaching Angel menacingly as Angel turns around with her hands raised up in defense trying to immediately explain.]
Angel Dust: Val, I didn't know that--
[Before Angel can continue, Valentina grunts in annoyance as she smacks the back of her hand hard across the side of Angel's face, giving her right eye a black eye. She stumbles back in pain, holding the side of her face with her hand as she tries to speak again.]
Angel Dust: Val, I--
[Angel grunts as Valentina grabs the collar part of her robe and holds her up close to her face, extremely pissed off.]
Valentina: You really think you can have Y/n or Lucia's little BITCH fight your battles for you?!?
[She says at the same time as she throws Angel back, sending her colliding back against a chair as she anxiously shuffles around it. She is visibly scared, gasping and panting out of breath.]
[Valentina finished and growled as she walked closed to Angel, who was still trying to explain and calm her down.]
Angel Dust: Val, please, I'm sorry... They--
Valentina: You bring them here to protect you?
[Valentina asks as she reaches her left arm out to Angel with her hand open to touch or possibly grab her chest fluff as Angel backs herself away in the corner of the room in fear, instinctively grabbing her robe to try and cover her chest.]
Valentina: To fuck with me?!?
[Red cigar smoke circles around the back Angel's wrists like cuffs, binding them together. Valentinos grabs Angel by the neck and forcefully drags her back before slamming and pinning her down to the couch, causing Angel to yell in pain.]
Angel Dust: Agh! Val, STOP!!
Valentina: [Teeth gnashed.] You think she can get you out of work?
[Valentina growls and violently throws Angel to the ground, causing her to slide to a stop, gasping and grunting heavily.]
Valentina: [menacingly] You know she can't do anything.
[Valentina manipulates her smoke into a ball before forming it into a chain wrapped around Angel's neck, lifting her head and body up to read her golden contract that's binding her to Valentina signed with her real name, 'Allison'.]
Valentina: I own you. Or have you forgotten that?
Angel Dust: [Sniffles and whimpers.] No...
Valentina: [Valentina vanishes the contract but still holds onto her smoke chain tightly.] When I say "come", you say?
Angel Dust: Yes, Valentina.
Valentina: [Leans closer to Angel, putting a hand on her shoulder.] When I say "You are fucking twenty guys before lunch," you say?
Angel Dust: [Her voice deepens and breaks.] - Yes, Valentina.
Valentina: When I say "You better get that fucking [Shouts as she grabs the collar of Angel's robe and holds her up to eye level. Angel has a look of pure terror on her face.] CUNT out of my STUDIO..."
[Menacing music.]
Valentina: [Caresses the back of her hand against the of Angel's face.] ...you say?
Angel Dust: Uh, I...
Valentina: [She digs her nails into Angel's face, leaning in closer. Her voice becomes much more aggressive.] YOU SAY??
Angel Dust: [Holds her hands up in defense.] Look, V-Val, they just gets involved in everything. I-I'll tell them to leave! Just don't hurt Charlie... [Grabbing Valentina's wrists.]
Valentina: [Valentina grabs the collar of Angel's robe again and lifts her up off of the ground as Angel's gasps and grunts.] I have killed bitches for less than this attitude you're giving me. You're lucky you make me money!! Now, you're going to go get rid of her, [She throws Angel to the ground but she catches herself from the fall and then points at her angrily] and then you are filming all night!! Get me?!?
Valentina: you lucky you mean something to Y/n or I would've already broke you so be lucky he's here.
Angel Dust: Yes, Val...
Valentina: [Smiles sickeningly.] Good.
[Angel reaches her arm from behind her and manages to grab the door handle and opens it a bit before Valentina grabs her by the robe and pulls her behind her and violently drags Angel out of the dressing room as Angel gasps at the same time the door slams and the mirror inside falls over, smashes and shatters.]
[Back to the studio.]
Valentina: [loudly] All right!
[Valentina throws Angel forward against the bed but she manages to catch herself again rather weakly in front of Charlie who had Y/n help put her suit jacket back on. Her jaw drops and her eyes widen at what she just saw. She turned her head to stare at Valentina, an expression of disbelief and anger on her face.]
Valentina: Get your asses back on set, and we are taking this from the top!
[Charlie who is now furious, her voice demonic and revealing her horns and glowing red eyes as her blonde hair floats.]
Charlie: [angrily] What makes you think you can treat her like that?!?
[Valentina simply stands there smug with her arms crossed to her chest as Charlie approaches but Angel stands in between their way.]
Angel Dust: CHARLIE! Just STOP!
Charlie: Angel, what are you talking ab--
Angel Dust: Charlie, LEAVE!
Charlie: But--
Angel Dust: I didn't want you ta come here. I already asked you to leave and you didn't listen. You made things worse.
Charlie: I just wanted to help you.
Angel Dust: Well, you ain't! You actually want to help me? Get the FUCK out of here! Right now, and let me finish my work.
Charlie: I... I didn't... [Sobs.] mean to! [Looks at the smug Valentina.] I... I'm... I'm so sorry.
[Charlie sobs and leaves the studio in tears as the door slams from behind her Y/n just stands there looking at the door Charlie ran out of. Angel looks dissapointed in herself.]
Valentina: [Laughs and chuckles lowly in satisfaction as she approaches Angel from behind, putting her hands on her shoulders and leaning over her back.] ...Good girl.
[But before anyone could do anything the room became cold and a sinister laugh could be heard making everyone look including Valentina and Angle to see Y/n laughing before he started to turn into his true demon form and quickly grabbed Valentina by her throat.
Y/n: [Demonic] what did I tell you not to do?
Valentina: [ struggling to breathe] N... not to... hurt her.
Y/n: [Demonic] But you hurt her despite me telling you not to, I should tare your soul form your body but your lucky everyone's watching and I'm not becoming known as a monster.
Valentina: [losing consciousness] please Y/n I'm sorry I failed to listen to you.
Y/n: [demonic] you better be, you made Angle make Charlie cry your lucky I'm letting you live and leaving you with a warning instead. [lets go of Valentina's neck before changing back into his regular form and leaving spreading his wings and flying back to the hotel]
[Cuts to Angel resuming her film with makeup applied to her face to cover her black eye.]
Valentina: [while rubbing her throat] And... action.
[Angel Dust starts to film porno after porno, intertwined with her performing a pop-music dance sequence.]
Angel Dust: I'm not above a love to cash in Another lover underneath those flashin' lights Another one of those ruthless nights.
[A bunch of actors appear to perform a gang bang. Angel winces as he gets choked by his co-stars.]
Angle dust: Yeah-yeah, yeah
[Angel pole-dances at the club in ADDICT.]
Angle dust: I shoulda' guessed that this would happen I shoulda' known it when I looked in your red-hot eyes.
[Angel on her knees prepared to give a blowjob to a fellow demon, while glancing at Valentina smiling.]
Angle dust: Spewin' all your red-hot lies Yeah,-yeah, yeah What's the worst part of this hell? I can only blame myself
[Cuts to Angel dancing with Valentina bound by smoke-chains.]
Angel dust: 'Cause I know you're poison You're feedin' me poison Addicted to this feelin', I can't help but swallow Up your poison I made my choice, and Every night I'm livin' like there's no tomorrow.
[Shots alternate between Angel having sex with Valentina and her snorting drugs, lying in a bed of cash with two other demons.]
Angle dust: Oh-oh, oh-oh! Any way you want me, baby That's the way you got me, I'll be yours
[Valentina's nightmarish silhouette appears in front of Angel in bed.]
Angel dust: My story's gonna end with me dead from your poison
[Cuts to a different porn scene as Angel gets fitted in BDSM gear.]
Angle dust: I got so good at bein' untrue I got so good at tellin' you what you wanna hear.
[Valentina takes Angel's cigarette and blows the smoke into her face. Angel shakes her head to get rid of the smoke, but all she sees is Valentino walking away before a black blindfold is put over her eyes.]
Angel dust: I disassociate, disappear Yeah, yeah, yeah
[Having been fully fitted in BDSM gear, Angel gets manhandled by his co-stars and has his head forced into an actor's crotch for another blowjob.]
Angel dust: So far beyond difficult to resist another gulp
[Cuts to Angel dancing a pop-MV choreography, with the BDSM scenes displayed on the LED screens.]
Angle dust: Yeah, I know it's poison You're feedin' me poison I'm chokin' from the taste and I can't help but swallow Up your poison I made my choice, and.
[Angel is choked, and her blindfold comes undone, revealing her fear and pain, while Val sticks out her tongue in arousal. The pop choreography continues with shots of the BDSM scene. Angel is shown struggling and pounding the ground as if trying to resist.]
Angel dust: Every night I'm wasted like there's no tomorrow
[Angel is shown screaming and crying out in pain.]
Angel dust: Oh-oh, oh-oh!! Any way you want me, baby That's the way you got me, I'll be yours My story's gonna end with me dead from your poison
[Valentina smiles lecherously as she grabs and drags Angel away from the stage. Angel appears scared.]
[Angel snaps back to reality, exhausted and traumatized. She locks the door and stumbles backward and walks out to the balcony to catch a breath only to see Vox and Valentina below, smiling and shaking hands possibly striking a deal or an agreement to something as Vox side-glances up at the balcony seeing Angel Dust his smile falters a bit. Valentina turns his head to also see Angel. They both smile as Vox's figure disappears into electricity and leaves while Valentina turns his back and walks away.]
Angel dust: Poison, I'm drownin' in poison I'm fillin' up my glass but it's always hollow Full of poison, I'm sick of the poison Wish I had something to live for tomorrow.
[Ends with Angel collapsed and crying on the balcony of the porn studio.]
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[Cuts to a worn out Angel Dust returning to the Hotel while groaning. Charlie awkwardly waves at her but is ignored. Angel drops herself on a stool next to Husks' bar as Y/n cleans a glass cup.]
Angel Dust: Eugh, I don't give a shit why your here i need a drink. The hardest you can make.
Y/n: Hmm, You look like shit.
Angel Dust: [Takes a deep breath and regains her cocky smile.] Pfft, Not possible. Just a long shoot, nothin' new. [y/n rolls his eyes as soon as he pours the liquor. Angel snatches the glass and gulps down the alcohol but leaving a small portion spilled.] Eugh, I said a strong one.
Y/n: Excuse me. Didn't realize this was a "drinking to forget" kind of night.
Angel Dust: Oh, I forgot. You're the wise old powerful overlord who's seen it all. Get the fuck over yourself and pour me real drink. [Angel uses the tip of her index finger and pours the full cup of alcohol.]
Y/n: Look, if you've got a problem, you're not going to find the solution at the bottom of a bottle. I should know, I've been looking there a long time. [Y/n cleans and wipes down the spilled alcohol.]
[Angel takes a deep breath, smooths her hair back and slips into her porn star persona.]
Angel Dust: Oh sure, and where should I Iook? Hmm? [sexily] In your bedroom, maybe?
[Y/n flinches and stiffens.] Under the covers? [Angel shakes her shoulders suggestively as Y/n cringes back.] Maybe we can go look together. [
Y/n unknowingly growls as his eye twitches he holds up his hand, gesturing Angel to stop, already feeling annoyed.]
Y/n: Don't. Even start.
Angel Dust: Oh, c'mon, I bet I can make that tail whip! [Angel grabs Y/n's tail, letting it wrap around her.]
Y/n: [Pushes Angel off of him back onto the stool as the bottle of alcohol slips from his grasp and smashes onto the floorboards, spilling.] STOP! Fucking Christ! [Angel scowls at him.] You can cut the act already. [Places both hands on the countertop.] It's never going to work on me. [Rolls eyes.] So all you're doing is makin' an ass out of yourself with this fake bullshit.
[Angel now agitated and filled with rage.]
Angel Dust: [Shouts angrily as her pupils and freckles glow a dark neon magenta, taking the appearance of additional eyes. Angel gets up in
Y/n's face.] Call me fake one more time, muthafucka!! I DARE you!!
Y/n: [Leans close to Angel and uses index finger to poke her chest fluff.] You are fake. [Smiles smugly.]
'Angel Dust: Fuckin asshole- [Bumps into the bar ceiling, holding her head with her hands as she falls back off of the stool and lands on the floor.] Arrgh! God!
Y/n: [Leans over the bar counter to stare down at her.] Ya done?
Angel Dust: [Growls angrily.] Ya know what?!? You would be fucking lucky to get a chance to fuck me! [Throws the half broken bottle of alcohol at Y/n but misses as Y/n stares unamused and unimpressed.] Ya know how much I'm worth?!? You know how many people would kill to have Angel Dust come onto them?!? FUCK YOU. Have fun being a lonely piece of shit!
Y/n: [yelling at angle] Ya like that will ever happen!
[Angel storms out of the hotel, pushing past Vaggie.]
Vaggie: Woah-- The hell? Angel, where are you going?
Angel Dust: [Offscreen.] Out! [Door slams.]
Vaggie: Y/n, what did you do?
Y/n: [Deadpanned and shrugged.] Made Her a drink.
Charlie: [Worried.] Oh, no. She looks really upset.
Y/n: [Waves off, dismissively.] It's just Angel. She'll be fine.
Charlie: I'm not so sure. I really messed up at the studio today and he got... Ugh, it was... It wasn't good, okay?
[Vaggie tucks Charlie's hair behind her ear and gives her a reassuringly smile, then turns to Y/n.]
Vaggie: [sarcastically] Gee, sounds like someone should go after her...
[Y/n just stares and blinks blankly.]
Vaggie: Someone named "Y/n".
Y/n: Oh, you gotta be fucking kidding me. Why don't you go if you're so worried?
Vaggie: Because I'm not the one who sent her storming out. You caused it. You drag her back.
Charlie: No! No... Don't force her back. Just make sure she's safe. I pushed too hard earlier and... I only made things worse. Look, she'll come back when she's ready. I just don't want anything to happen to her until then.
[Y/n growls.]
Charlie: Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go write one hundred apology letters and a lesson planned for tomorrow about... Boundaries.
[Y/n rolls his eyes and slumps forward.]
Y/n: now I understand why people hate having open relationships.
Vaggie: what was that!
Y/n: nothing!
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[Cuts to Angel entering a bar. Y/n follows behind with sirens blaring in the background.]
[Angel sits at the bar with a gang of shark demons, snorting drugs.]
Angel Dust: Oh, yeah.
[As Y/n enters the bar someone bumps into him which makes him growl and glare in their direction briefly until he hears Angel and the gang of sharks laughing.]
Angel Dust: [Laughing.] I'm so fucked up!
[Y/n sits at the bar counter, placing money down, and orders a drink.]
Y/n: Gimmee a whiskey... [Bartender places a glass down and pours some before Y/n grabs the bottle.] I meant the whole bottle, jackass. [The bartender stares at him silently before letting him have the bottle and takes away the glass instead as Y/n drinks down the bottle.]
Angel Dust: Haha, ya, ya, so I said "You couldn't afford me in a million afterlives." I got better options, right boys?
Gangster Shark: You got that right!
[The gangsters laugh as Y/n watches and snarls.]
Angel dust: [To one demon.] Hey, baby, be a doll and bring me another one? Mommy's outta juice!
[The demon is seen taking his and Angel's empty glasses by the bar counter as he sits down on a stool next to Y/n who glares at him in suspicion as the bartender pours the liquor in the two glasses. The shark demons reaches into his suit and takes out some love potion/drug and pours it into Angel's drink making the color pink. Y/n eyes widen as he watches and the demon gets up from the stool to return to Angel.]
[Y/n huffs and sets his bottle of whiskey aside.]
Y/n: [Muttering] Son of a--
Demon: Here you go, darling. Just for you--
[Just as Angel is about to reach for the drink, Y/n appears from behind the demon and grabs him by the back of his suit, lifting him off of the ground as the drinks spill.]
Demon: Woah!
Y/n: Nice try, fuckhead.
[Angel watches in surprise as Y/n throws the demon across the room, causing him to scream and land headfirst into a jukebox as up temp music plays and another demon dodges. The rest of the gangsters take out their guns.]
Y/n: Let's go. [Y/n grabs Angel's arm and pulls her behind him while using his dark magic to make the other shark gangsters explode behind them]
Angel Dust: What the? Hey! H-h-hey, hey!
[Y/n drags Angel out of the bar.]
Angel Dust: Y/n! What the actual fuck are you doing here? Let go of me.
Y/n: No. I'm takin' you back to the hotel.
Angel Dust: Get off!
Y/n: That fucker put somethin' in your drink.
Angel Dust: You don't think I can tell if someone spikes my drink? I do this all the fuckin' time!
Y/n: You just let people drug you all the time?
Angel Dust: You think I ask for it?!? I don't ask for any of this shit! I didn't ask to be this way. I didn't ask for Charlie to save me, I didn't ask for you to save me. I can handle myself.
Y/n: Really? Because I just saw someone self-destructing. It seems like... I don't know... you might need a bartender to talk to.
Angel Dust: [Chuckles.] [Incredulous.] Oh, so now you're going to act like you give a shit about me? You think after how you treated me, I'm gonna open up to you? Please. [Walks off.]
Y/n: Maybe I'd treat you better if you were real, and not some bullshit version of yourself, always pushin' my boundaries! Lemme tell ya, nobody in that hotel cares who you are. How famous, how hot, so you might as well just... cut the act.
[Angel stops walking, eyes widening before tears form in the corner of her eyes. She drops the Angel Dust persona completely.]
Allison: It's not an act!!
[Y/n flinches back a bit and stares at Angel in shock.]
Allison: [Sobbing] It's who I need to be. [Crosses arms to chest.] And this... [Gestures to the redlight street.] This is my escape! Where I can forget about it all! How much I hate... everything. A place where I can get high, and not have to think about how much it hurts. And maybe... If I can ruin myself enough in the process... if I end up broken, I won't be her favorite toy anymore...
[Y/n stands there listening and blinking as he frowns at what Allison says. Holding his hands as his eyebrows furrowed and his ears and tail falter.]
Allison: and maybe she'll let me go...
[Angel sits down on the sidewalk, curling up into a small ball with her legs close to her chest with her arms wrapped around them and her head buried into her knees.]
[Y/n stares at Angel with sympathy and pity, then walks over and sits down the pavement near her.]
Y/n: [Sighs] you know I was in heaven before I got here it was nice I was a lead exorcist, Gods right hand man [angle perks up] Yeah, and uh... It was nice to have that power. But when you love someone who is different from the others people tend to dislike that. [shows Y/n and Lilith happily holding hands before kissing each other] the stakes are pretty high but when they threw my love down here I was down on my luck so I rebelled and I ended up down here that's when Charlie found me.
[Scene switches back to the forlorn present Y/n.]
Y/n: So I know what it's like to... Regret the choices made... And knowin' ya can't take it back.
Y/n: So things look bad, and your back's against the wall Your whole existence seems fuckin' hopeless You're feelin' filthy as a dive bar bathroom stall
Y/n: Can't face the world sober and dopeless You've lost your way, you think your life is wrecked Well, let me just say you're correct
Angel Dust: Wait, what?
Y/n: You're a loser, baby A loser, goddamn baby
You're a fucked up little whiny bitch
Angel Dust: Hey!
Y/n: You're a loser, just like me
Angel Dust: Thanks, asshole.
Y/n: You're a screw's-loose-boozer An only one-star reviews-er You're a power-bottom at rock bottom But you got company
Angel Dust: This supposed to make me feel better?
Y/n: There was a time I thought no one could relate To the gruesome ways in which I'm damaged But lettin' walls down, it can sometimes set you straight! We're all livin' in the same shit-sandwich.
Angel Dust: I sold my soul to a psychopathic freak
Y/n: Haha! And you think that makes you unique? Get outta here, girl! We're both losers, baby We're losers, it's okay to be a--
Angel Dust: Coked up, dick-suckin' hoe?
Y/n: Baby, that's fine by me
Angel Dust: I'm a loser, honey, A schmoozer and a dummy! But at least I know I'm not alone.
Y/n: You're a loser
Both: Just like me!
Y/n: I got an appetite for Power'
Angel Dust: I got an appetite for samplin' every drug and sex toy I can find!
Y/n: Go ahead baby, sing that song, come on!
Angel Dust: I got no holes left to deflower
Y/n: I sold my soul to save my power Now I'm on that demon's leash.
Both: I'm trapped and it gets worse with every hour
Angel Dust: You're a loser, baby
Y/n: A loser, but just maybe if we
Both: Eat shit together, things will end up differently!
[Angel begins humming while Y/n sings]
Y/n: It's time to lose your self-loathin' Excuse yourself, let hope in, baby Play your card, be who you are
Both: A loser, just like me
[The shark demons interrupt and furiously fire at Angel and y/n.]
Demon: There she is! They're fucking singing?! Get 'em!
Y/n: Oh shit! Stay down. I'll deal with this.
Demon: Hehe, you're fucking dead -
[Y/n kills each goon with relative ease using his dark magic, but had trouble with one goon jumping on his back, until Angel also pulls out one of her firearms and obliterates the demon.]
Angel Dust: Eat lead, sucka!! *lends a hand to
Y/n* I told ya. I can handle myself baby.
[Angel pulls out 5 extra guns and begins fighting the rest of the demons with Y/n tuntil all the shark demons are reduced to blood and guts.]
Shark demon: This did not go as planned -[dies]
Y/n: Well, that was something I didn't expect to see.
Angel Dust: Like I said, you don't know me. Sex ain't the only thing I'm good at.
Y/n: Good to know, cause this girl ain't that bad.
[Allison smiles, and the two walk out of the street.]
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[Angel and Y/n return to hotel laughing together.]
Angel Dust: He had like 3 bills, and it took him 30 minutes to count them. His eyes are so shit!
Y/n: Hehe, and this is the guy you gotta take orders from?
Angel Dust: I know! What a fucking joke, right?
[Charlie rushes to Angel in relief and hugs her tightly.]
Charlie: I'm SO sorry Angel, I promise I won't ever, ever, ever, ever-
Angel Dust: Charlie, it's fine. I get it. Thanks... for caring about me.
[Charlie weeps tears of joy. Angel picks her up and gives her to Y/n.]
Angel: here Y/n I think this is yours
Y/n: [takes Charlie into his arms] ok missy let's get Vaggie and put you to bed.
Charlie: [still blubbering] She-she-she said she - for-forgave me! [inaudible cries] It's so beautiful, Y/n...
[ as y/n was walking up the stairs to the rooms he turned his head back to Angle]
Y/n: hey angle why don't you wait at the bar for me and I'll get you that drink.
[angle nodded her head with a smile and walked over to the bar as Y/n walked up the stairs to put Charlie to bed]
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Hazbin hotel Se:1 Ep:4 Masquerade is done!!!
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