WARNING/s ;
: Mentions of Dr*gs
: Mentions of Sleep Deprivation
: Mentions of Murder
: Etc.
: Chaos
Quake: What's a word that's a mix between 'sad' and 'mad'?
Thunder: Disgruntled, miserable, desolated-
Cyclone: Smad.
Glacier: I know you snuck out last night, Gentar.
Sori: Play dumb!
Gentar: Who's Gentar?
Sori: NOT THAT DUMB!!!
Cyclone: My friends say I'm the most charismatic out of the group.
Lunar: Well, you always have a smile on your face.
Cyclone: Thank you!
Lunar:
Lunar: What dr*gs do you take?
Cyclone: Wha–
Quake: Just wondering, did you get any sleep?
Solar: Did I get any... leap?
Quake: What...?
Blaze: I'm bored.
Lunar: Wanna commit first degree murder?
Blaze: Sure!
Quake, hearing them: No- Stop, don't do that! Put that knife down! Put Blaze down!!
Solar: We can't lose. Because we have this. *points to his chest*
Thorn: We have heart?
Solar: Heart? No, me. I'm pointing at myself. I'm going to win this for us.
Ice: What are you writing?
Metal: The government wants to know what kind of weapons we have in the house. I'm letting them know it's private information.
Ice, looking over Metal's shoulder: This just says 'f*ck around and find out' in calligraphy.
*The boys playing Minecraft together*
Cyclone: Ooh, a village! You know what that means!
Metal: Hostile takeover?
Lunar: Genocide?
Thorn: Steal everything!
Cyclone: No, I meant-
Solar: I didn’t know we would fight the ender dragon this early! A village worth of beds isn’t enough!
Thunder: WHAT ARE WE EVEN DOING?!?!
Cyclone: …I was going to say move into the village and become the mayors…
Thorn: Ohhhh! That sounds like a better idea.
Ice: Agreed.
*The boys when they drop food on the floor*
Thorn: Aw man. *Throws it away*
Cyclone: Five second rule!
Blaze: Foolish germs, thinking they can stop me!? *Eats it off the floor*
Ice: *Sobs on the floor*
Metal: I told Ice to grab snacks for everyone.
Thunder, looking through the options: Why did you grab fruit snacks? Are you five? Who even likes Fruit Snacks?
Thorn, Cyclone, and Blaze: 🙋♂️🙋♂️🙋♂️