Hayyyyy , I'm This Season's Stripper Bitch . My Actual Name Is Kalendria But I Go By Kali . I'm From Vegas So What Do You Expect Some Boring Ass Librarian Chick , Fuck No Baby . I Wish My Fine Ass Would Be A Librarian , That's Like Trading A Diamond For A Rock .
I Live A Glamorous Life That Is Mainly Spent At The Club . Money Is The Motive , I've Saved So Much Money That I Own A Clothing Line Fine Ass Girls . God Blessed Me With A Body And I Use It To Get What I Want , It's Not Like I'm Fucking The Guys , Well Not All Of Them .
Some Of My Friends Claim I'm A Shit Starter But I Don't See It , The Only Time I Start Stuff Is When I'm Drunk Which Is Always . I Don't Look For Drama , Drama Looks For Me . The Only Reasons Females Don't Like Me Is I'm Prettier Or I Fucked Their Nigga , Oops .
I'm Just Ready To See This Nice Ass House And Meet The Girls . Maybe I'll Show Them Some Pole Tricks .