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Y/n is now online
Y/n
Is??? Is that another person???
Online?????
🇺🇸🇺🇸The IRS🦅🦅
No.
Y/n
Oh
Y/n
...
Y/n
...So, awkward ice breaker times
🇺🇸🇺🇸The IRS🦅🦅
Absolutely not
Y/n
What's ur favorite color?
Y/n
Have you ever had sex with anyone in this groupchat???
Y/n
??How old are you?
Y/n
Credit card info????? (Please)
Y/n
Do u like cats¿
🇺🇸🇺🇸The IRS🦅🦅
Why is every single question mark
order different?
Y/n
Style
Y/n
Why you up at 1 am??
🇺🇸🇺🇸The IRS🦅🦅
5 am for me, actually
Y/n
Thank you for narrowing down ur
location for me
Y/n
Googling ehetr it's 5 at
🇺🇸🇺🇸The IRS🦅🦅
I assume that is supposed to be where
Y/n
Sgut up
Y/n
Sget
Y/n
Sahut
Y/n
Shit
Y/n
Skir
Y/n
Bujujbughgfyuffyfu
Y/n
Sjuy
Y/n
Suut
🇺🇸🇺🇸The IRS🦅🦅
Please stop while you are behind
Y/n
Go fuck urself
🇺🇸🇺🇸The IRS🦅🦅
No, thank you
Y/n changed 🇺🇸🇺🇸The IRS🦅🦅's name to Was once a girl in the village doing alright and then I bec-
Y/n
Aww, there's as number limit
Was once a girl in the village doing alright and then I bec
Number limit?
Y/n
Letter, number wtahever
Was once a girl in the village doing alright and then I bec
The letter limit should be lower
Was once a girl in the village doing alright and then I bec
This is ridiculously long
Y/n
So picky😏
Y/n
Waitwaitwait
Y/n
😒😒😒******^^^
Y/n
😒**
Y/n
I meant 😒
Y/n
Not 😏
Was once a girl in the village doing alright and then I bec
Y/n.
Y/n
...I'll just change it now..
Y/n changed Was once a girl in the village doing alright and then I bec's name to Pp
Pp
No.
Y/n
It stands for pretty princess
Pp
No.
Y/n
Yes ma'am, sorry sir
Y/n changed Pp's name to Wet mop
Wet mop
Do you genuinely believe this to be
better?
Y/n
Cuz ur hair is long.. and mops-
Wet mop
I don't want to hear it
Y/n
😔soory sir
Y/n changed Wet mop's name to Monocle
Monocle
Do I even want to know
Y/n
Well, u see-
Monocle
The answer is no
Monocle
Change it
Y/n changed Monocle's name to Yee'd your last Haw
Yee'd your last Haw
...
Y/n
Ur thinking about it??🥹
Yee'd your last Haw
No, I am regretting my life
decisions
Yee'd your last Haw
Change it
Y/n
How are tou okay with IRS but not
thwse??
Yee'd your last Haw
Now.
Y/n
😟
Y/n changed Yee'd your last Haw's name to Lamp shade
Lamp shade
I will let you explain this one
Y/n
Really??😍😍
Lamp shade
Get it over with
Y/n
Illumi=Illuminate
Y/n
Illuminate=light
Y/n
Light=lightbulb
Y/n
Lightbulb have sex with fabric and make
lamp shade
Lamp shade
You were doing well until that last
part
Y/n
Was that??? Praise???
Y/n
For me???????
Y/n
From you??????????
Lamp shade
No, now give me a different name
Lamp shade
A decent one this time
Y/n changed Lamp shade's name to 🤕Mean Girl🤕
🤕Mean Girl🤕
Good enough
Y/n
🥳🥳🥳
Y/n
Now give me one
🤕Mean Girl🤕
No
Y/n
🥲
Y/n
Ouch Lulu
🤕Mean Girl🤕
Lulu?
Y/n
Il-lu-mi
Y/n
Lulu
🤕Mean Girl🤕
Don't.
Y/n
:(
Y/n
What's ur rhree most recent used
emohid
Y/n
Emojis
🤕Mean Girl🤕
💇♀️➡️👩🦲
Y/n
Wgat
🤕Mean Girl🤕
I was threatening Hisoka
Y/n
Illumi I'm literally cryinhg rn,
explain😭😭
🤕Mean Girl🤕
There is nothing to be explained.
Y/n
Yes their fucking is😭😭
🤕Mean Girl🤕
At least I know Chrollo isn't here,
since he is yet to try and correct your
grammar
Y/n
Sgut up I know how to grammar
Buzz Buzz Motherfucker🐝🤬 is now online
Buzz Buzz Motherfucker🐝🤬
No you don't
Y/n
No I don't😔
🤕Mean Girl🤕
I am unpleasantly surprised, you are
up after all
Buzz Buzz Motherfucker🐝🤬
You could have stopped at "You are unpleasant." It would have been enough
Y/n
Bro why are yall beefing at ?:?? Am(?)
Y/n
...?
Buzz Buzz Motherfucker🐝🤬
It's 3:17 am where I'm at, Y/n. You could
have just asked
Y/n
Oh
🤕Mean Girl🤕
5:18
Buzz Buzz Motherfucker🐝🤬
Did you seriously wait for the minute
to change just to type that?
🤕Mean Girl🤕
And if I did?
Buzz Buzz Motherfucker🐝🤬
I will come for you and your family.
🤕Mean Girl🤕
You're beginning to sound like Hisoka
Buzz Buzz Motherfucker🐝🤬
I said come.
🤕Mean Girl🤕
We both know you meant cum.
Buzz Buzz Motherfucker🐝🤬
Kys
🤕Mean Girl🤕
That is grammatically incorrect.
Y/n
Ladies, ladies, you're both pretty😚
🤕Mean Girl🤕
Y/n.
Y/n
Sorry😔
Whoresoka🥴 is now online
Y/n
Goddamn everyone up at(finish the
sentence)
Whoresoka🥴
5 Am for me as well, dear~
Y/n
R u with Lulu???
Y/n
Keeping each other up, if y'know what I
mean😏
Whoresoka🥴
Regrettably, no (*◞‸◟☆)
🤕Mean Girl🤕
^
Y/n
The way my jaw dropped
Y/n
Illumi u want Hisoka?????????
Buzz Buzz Motherfucker🐝🤬
A bad taste in men, just like your father.
🤕Mean Girl🤕
That was an insult to yourself
Buzz Buzz Motherfucker🐝🤬
I am ..unsure if I want you to elaborate
Y/n
Well, I wouldn't mind an elaboration~
Whoresoka🥴
Well, I wouldn't mind an elaboration~
Y/n
Jinx, u owe me 500 dollars
Buzz Buzz Motherfucker🐝🤬
You guessed he would say that?
Whoresoka🥴
I've lost my touch, it seems~
🤕Mean Girl🤕
@ Buzz Buzz Motherfucker🐝🤬 My
father is gay for you
Y/n
I- 😧🪒😦
Whoresoka🥴
(*°〇°☆)
Buzz Buzz Motherfucker🐝🤬
Σ(⁰ . ⁰ ꪱꪱꪱ)!?!?... -Shal
Buzz Buzz Motherfucker🐝🤬
Boss is just staring at the wall
Buzz Buzz Motherfucker🐝🤬
I think he's broken
Buzz Buzz Motherfucker🐝🤬
He's not blinking
🤕Mean Girl🤕
I thoroughly enjoy spreading
misinformation.
Buzz Buzz Motherfucker🐝🤬
Why are you like this
Buzz Buzz Motherfucker🐝🤬
Were you not held enough as a child
Y/n
🍿🥤👀
Whoresoka🥴
👀☕🤏
Y/n
🍿🤏😯
🤕Mean Girl🤕
Define "held"
Y/n
😎🤏🕶️😧
🤕Mean Girl🤕
I was put in a chokehold many times
in my childhood.
Y/n
U aren't helping your case, buddy😭
Buzz Buzz Motherfucker🐝🤬
We can tell, Illumi. We can tell
Y/n
Wait actually why are you all up rn??
Y/n
You to Shal. You're here so u get
interrogated
Buzz Buzz Motherfucker🐝🤬
Too*
Y/n
Give Shal the phone back>:0
Buzz Buzz Motherfucker🐝🤬
Oh no, it's still me. Chrollo's still having
an existential crisis
Buzz Buzz Motherfucker🐝🤬
I just wanted to know what it felt like
Y/n
Y shal:( only acceptable when Chrollie
does it😖😖
Buzz Buzz Motherfucker🐝🤬
Don't call him that
Buzz Buzz Motherfucker🐝🤬
And favoritism?
Y/n
In my defense, he's hot and I dunno what u look like
Whoresoka🥴
That's not a good defense, love~
Y/n
HatwIaCbtfayaofeo
Whoresoka🥴
What? (~)
Buzz Buzz Motherfucker🐝🤬
It's the getting Hisoka so confused he has
to put his "~" in parentheses for me🫢
🤕Mean Girl🤕
I believe this to be an internet fad, based
off the wording
🤕Mean Girl🤕
For that reason, and that reason only, I do
not agree
Y/n
Gufudgdgfhchhcgxfxggdhffh
Whoresoka🥴
That looks like a proper keysmash, my
dear~ what was that "HatwIaCbtfayaofeo"
Y/n
Have a threesome with Illumi-
🤕Mean Girl🤕
I politely decline
Y/n
Don't cut me off in text, it's disrespectful
Buzz Buzz Motherfucker🐝🤬
Ikr🙄 I would never, Illumi's just
uncultured
Y/n
Ikr😒
Whoresoka🥴
You're sidetracked dear ♡
Y/n
Sry
Y/n
Have a threesome with Illumi-
🤕Mean Girl🤕
No
Y/n
😒
Y/n
-And Chrollo
Buzz Buzz Motherfucker🐝🤬
Absolutely the fuck not
Y/n
What happened to not interrupting me
Buzz Buzz Motherfucker🐝🤬
Chrollie is mine
Y/n
You're stealing my nickname for h-
Whoresoka🥴
Dear ♤
Y/n
GODDAMB LETMESOEAJ
🤕Mean Girl🤕
Since Chrollo isn't here, I will fill in
🤕Mean Girl🤕
Goddamn, let me speak*
Y/n
Just say u miss him and shut up already😒
🤕Mean Girl🤕
If he is to be my future step-father then-
Buzz Buzz Motherfucker🐝🤬
Nobononononono ononononono no
nknonono
Y/n
Do t do that
Whoresoka🥴
Grammar mistakes are unbefitting for someone with Chrollo's username ♤
Buzz Buzz Motherfucker🐝🤬
Just tell me I'm inadequate and get it over
eith😭😭
🤕Mean Girl🤕
With*
🤕Mean Girl🤕
And you are inadequate
Buzz Buzz Motherfucker🐝🤬
Thanks.
🤕Mean Girl🤕
You are welcome
Y/n
Great, can I continue now?
🤕Mean Girl🤕
I would prefer if you did not
Y/n
That's cool, where was I?
Whoresoka🥴
Have a threesome with Illumi and
Chrollo~
Y/n
Oh, right right
Y/n
But they forget about you and only fuck
each other
Y/n
Now why is everyone up?
🤕Mean Girl🤕
I am yet to sleep in three weeks, I am preoccupied
Y/n
Every time u speak I fall in love with u
more😍
🤕Mean Girl🤕
Text*
Buzz Buzz Motherfucker🐝🤬
Me and Chrollo were busy committing
crimes
Buzz Buzz Motherfucker🐝🤬
Which someone was supposed to be
helping with.
Whoresoka🥴
Well I am evading prior obligations, my
dear~
Buzz Buzz Motherfucker🐝🤬
I noticed😒
Y/n
Love watching everyone hate everyone<33
Y/n
Makes my day better😮💨
Buzz Buzz Motherfucker🐝🤬
Die
Whoresoka🥴
Plus, the bed has far more entertaining
uses than sleeping, my dear~
Y/n
Calm ur self buddy
Buzz Buzz Motherfucker🐝🤬
Chrollo said, and I quote, "sleeping is a
waste of time"
Y/n
Love that man😍😍
Buzz Buzz Motherfucker🐝🤬
He said he doesn't reciprocate, and
apologized out of respect
Y/n
Nvm, fuck him
Buzz Buzz Motherfucker🐝🤬
Will do🫡
Buzz Buzz Motherfucker🐝🤬 is now offline
Y/n
Wait wh
🤕Mean Girl🤕
I am not surprised.
Y/n
He's stealing ur man???
🤕Mean Girl🤕
Incorrect, Chrollo does not belong to me
🤕Mean Girl🤕
And you will find that he and his friends
often commit acts of thievery
Y/n
Wow Lulu, do u not believe in slavery or smthn?? Not a real one🙄
🤕Mean Girl🤕
I have multiple unpaid "slaves" at my
disposal, Y/n.
🤕Mean Girl🤕
Though I prefer the term butlers.
Y/n
Illumif yoy hsve mulgounfle butlers
🤕Mean Girl🤕
I do, though they're often of no use.
Y/n
Oolumi wgat
Whoresoka🥴
Don't bother, Lulu ♡
🤕Mean Girl🤕
Do not call me that.
Whoresoka🥴
They won't understand you with such big words ♧
Y/n
Ilnii don't ifkitrr me
🤕Mean Girl🤕
The biggest word was six letters
Whoresoka🥴
Irrelevant, allow me~ ♡
🤕Mean Girl🤕
I do not believe they are capable of understanding new information in this
state
Y/n
Dnt call me dimb
Whoresoka🥴
Illumi is rich💞
Y/n
WGAT
🤕Mean Girl🤕
And I am proven right
Whoresoka🥴
⭐️-_-💧
Whoresoka🥴
⚫️^⚫️➡️💵💵💵
Y/n
ILUMIJ RICK
🤕Mean Girl🤕
Why does my face(?) look like that
Whoresoka🥴
Try smiling more often😘
Y/n
I CAM BARKJ
🤕Mean Girl🤕
I have a dog already, thank you for the
offer
🤕Mean Girl🤕
He's much more useful than you
Y/n
...
Y/n is now offline
🤕Mean Girl🤕
Did I say something wrong?
Whoresoka🥴
I believe you have hurt their feelings,
Lulu⭐️-_-💧
🤕Mean Girl🤕
How so?
Whoresoka🥴 is now offline
🤕Mean Girl🤕
You are never of any help, I do not know
why I expect differently anymore
🤕Mean Girl🤕 is now offline
Word count: 1992
Fun Facts:
• Y/n's spelling mistakes were actually just all the mistakes I made, and chose to kept in there for the memes
• Took a couple months break from writing this, cuz Wattpad stopped letting me format my text alignment
• Been so long since I've been writing that I accidentally kept defaulting to she/her instead of they/them, if u find any she/her pronouns strewn in there somewhere, pls tell me😭