Random shit with Rowan!

By GOBBO13

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A book of random blurbs, imagines, oneshots(?), rants, etc. More

Character Files I
Character Files II
NEW CHARACTER TIME, LETS GO
Character Files IV
I... oof. J.K. ... how could you...
HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY, LOVELIES!!!!
THE MENTAL IMAGEEEEEEE
Meep
ECLIPSE DAYYYY
Songs to cover?
Random thought, please share your opinions:

HELLOOOOOO

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By GOBBO13


HOLA! HELLO! HOWDYDOODYTHERE! GENTLES AND LADYMEN, welcome to my book of Random Crazieness!

I will be just being random here.

I may include one shots or imagines, i don't know yet. I just want to share my thoughts etc.

there will be swearing.

There will be SINGING.

There will be references to obscure books/webcomics/fandoms.

I will provide a dictionary here for odd words i might use, though i might define them again later.


Howdydoodythere

Meaning:Hello.

Language:Dragonese.

Source:How To Train Your Dragon books.


Punk rock

Meaning:Cool

Language: Daphneish.

Source:the Sisters Grimm.


Cakesniffer

Meaning: an Uncool person

Language:English

Source:A Series of Unfortunate Events, book 5, the Austere Academy.


Jerkazoid

Meaning:a person whose jerkiness isn't natural, it's super powered.

Language: Daphneish.

Source:the Sisters Grimm.


Hraka (i think that's spelled right)

Meaning:Droppings, shit.

Language:Lapine. (I think that's spelled right)

Source:Watership Down


Teakettling

Meaning:squeeing at teakettle-like pitch.

Language:English

Source:the Pillow Fort O' Feels


Flailping dance

Meaning:a dance that's a cross between flapping and flailing one's arms.

Language:english

Source:Pillow Fort O' Feels


C. I. C. cart

Meaning :Cakes and Ice Cream cart, a transport method for important items needed for fanpeople in distress.

Language:English

Source:Pillow Fort O' Feels


Glitter-oxygen mask

Meaning: a glittery oxygen mask used to help revive fanpeople who have fainted due to lack of air from teakettling.

Language: English

Source: Pillow Fort O' Feels


Pillow Fort O' Feels

Meaning:Home-base of the Namesake fandom.







Shoutouts!

Wolph Strykes on Disqus, you are one of my internet-besties!!! MWAH!!!!

Intellectual CORVUS Dark on Disqus, HIIIIIIIIIII I MISS YOU WHY DID YOU STOP REPLYING ON THE GUESS THE LYRICS CHAINNNNNN oON FREAKSHOWWWWWWWWWW

Mad Hatter on Disqus, U R AWESOME

Mama Blaze (not her username) on Disqus, I've taken a c. I. C. Cart to Wattpad and am trying to make u proud!

Isa and Meg, creators of namesake, U ROCK!

@I_Stole_Your_Burger, hi sweetie! How are you?





Uhhhhhh yeah CYA!!

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