Monday, May 16th, 2022:
(in ms queen's class)
Mike: Oh my gosh! I can't believe it, it's the last five days of school. I'm really gonna miss this class with all my heart
Emily: For real for real, I-
(lex starts sobbing)
Emily: Why cry lex?
Lex: Ms. Queen just graded my last quiz, and I got an F+ (lex sniffles)
Mike: Are you for real? Like be so real, that was the easiest test ever! I swear one of the questions was "What's your name and what's the date"
Emily: That's always my fav question omg
Lex: Shut up! You have no idea whatsoever what you're talking about! I spent 9 minutes trying to figure that out
Emily: Help you're dumber than dumb
Lex: Frick off, ugh I bet ya I actually got a 100% but Ms. Queen hates me so much she probably is lying about my grade.. that's why I'm gonna trick her on the last day of school...
Mike: What you said?? To me??
Lex: Uhhh nothing I-
(the bells rings)
Lex: GTG, TTYL
Emily: Wait Lex-
(lex runs off)
Emily: So strange... We gotta find out her secret, for the sake of Ms. Queen!
Mike: Ya
(after school at arbys)
Mike: So I heard Lex LOVES to go here after school, so we gotta hide here and wait
(they hide in the family bathroom)
(five hours later)
Mike: WHERE IS LEX?? I'm so tired
(they hear lex sobbing loudly)
Emily: Oh crapola, she's here!!
(they run out to find lex)
Lex: HOW DARE Y'ALL MESS UP MY ORDER!!!!! I HATE YOU
(lex throws her large order of curly fries at the cashier)
Mike: We gotta gotta do something!
Emily: No, this is interesting....
Cashier: YOU BETTER STOP BEFORE I COME OVER THERE AND POP YOU IN THE FACE
Lex: Better not
Cashier: Do you know who I am??
Lex: Yeah, a LOSER
Cashier: No, I am DEBRA
(everyone gasps)
Lex: O-o-o-o-o-o-o-oh n-o-o-o-o!!!
Debra: O-o-o-o-o-o-o-oh y-a-a-a!!! NOW GET OVER HERE
(debra jumps over the counter and chases lex)
Lex: PLEASE STOP!! IM SORRY!!!
Debra: HOW SORRY?
Lex: Super sorry!!
Debra: I don't believe in you
(debra jumps and body slams lex)
Lex: HELP!!!!!!
(debra beats lex up soooo much)
Lex: S-s-s-stop... p-l-l-please-
Debra: NO
(debra backhands lex again)
(lex sobs violently)
Mike: Ok no we really really really gotta do something! This is so serious!!
Emily: You're right I fear
(mike and emily run over to pull debra off of lex)
Debra: GET OUT! AND DONT YOU EVER COME BACK!
(lex runs out ASAP, emily follows)
Mike: Before I go, can I have a large soda, a medium order of curly fries, and a BLT?
Debra: NO!
(mike gasps and runs out)
END OF CHAPTER ONE