Levi: Hi, my name is Levi Ackerman, I'm 30 years old and this is the story about my dysfunctional life!
Eren: *appears, standing on a titan* I'm Eren, Levi's underage boyfriend!! I have anger problems and I can turn into a titan and love killing them.
Armin: *shyly comes out of a closet* And I'm Armin, a shota boy that is a major fangirl. I'm too obsessed with Destiel and I have a psychotic mind that no one will know.
Mikasa: *creepily appears behind Armin* I'm Mikasa, Eren is mine, all mine and that shorty will never have him. *holds up a knife and smiles creepily* At least, that's what Pomegranate God says..
Pomegranate God: That is right, he will join us and we will finally have out way with him.
Levi: GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM MY UNDERAGE BOYFRIEND MIKASA!
Mikasa: NEVER!! *disappears like a ninja*
Eren: Wow, PEOPLE LOVE ME!! *prances around*