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⚠️EXTREME CRINGE WARNING⚠️ Adam and Lute became sinners and lives with the Helluva gang now because of m... अधिक

Before you read😨
Prologue
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(There will probaly be a lot of plot holes and things that don't make sense from this chapter on but if your encounter any PLEASE just ignore it😭)


"Sir!?" Lute called out  to him. Her features didn't changed much either aside from her now black wings, the cross on one of her eye and her left arm which is back but looks like it's made by pieces of some rock-like material 

"Holy shit it's actually you! Now we cam finally leave this shithole together!"

"And you have a plan for that, right sir?" 

"Well, um... Uh- FUCK!  I don't really have a plan right now BUT, we'll figure some shit out eventually" He admitted 

"Well, we could go the the heaven emb-"

"Heaven embassy! Fuck yes! I was just about to say that!"

—TimeSkip because Im lazy and it's 8pm as I'm writing this—

After flying and walking for almost a hour (plus getting lost multiple times even tho the embassy was really easy to spot) Adam and Lute finally made it. They kicked open the door and walked to the table in the middle. Behind it sat and angel, looking at their phone, not caring about them whatsoever

"Hey you! It's me, Adam, Dickmaster, head of the excrocists. You fucking know me right?"

"Sir, aren't you forgetting someone?" Lute whispered to him

"Oh right, Lute is here too"

"So as you've probably heard, we died during the extermination, andd we really want to get back into heaven so-" Adam was about to finish as he got cut off

"Yeah, no" The angel said, eyes still attached to the phone in their hand

"No!? The fuck you mean no!?"

"Well, there's been a lot of sinners claiming to be fallen excrocist angels lately to try and get into heaven. Plus, even if guys were ligit, you're sinners now, that means you can't go to heaven"

"There have to be a fucking way! I'm Adam! The first man, First dick! This shit can't be haplening to me!" Adam started yelling as he climbed onto the table

"If you two won't shut up and leave soon I'll be forced to kick you out"

"WELL I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU FUCKING TRY-"

With that, Adam and Lute got knocked out and thrown out of the front door


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