3RD PERSON POV
Little Sis: *drool* So good~
Mom: *shocked* Y/N you didn't tell me you can cook this well!
Y/N: I learned from Miss Nishimiya before venturing into cooking various stuff I want.
Dad: *chuckle* Well it's not everyday our son comes back from the dead a strong man. The paperwork I had to do these past few days is insane.
They enjoyed their first lunch together in a while, eating and munching on Y/N's cooking though Y/N wolfed down his entire plate in a mere minute before getting seconds and eating that in a minute.
Sis: You glutton.
Y/N: *chew* I need lots of nutrients to maintain this body.
Mom: So Y/N........how's life?
Y/N: I'm confused.
He swallows his food, looking at the date on the home calendar as he spoke.
Y/N: It's been only a month here?
Dad:....Yes son?
Y/N: It's been 11 months for me.
Their hearts shattered though Y/N got thirds and chowed down in seconds.
Mom: Y-You were left alone for months?!
Y/N: Yup. But I moved in with the Nishimiyas.
Dad: It's really great to see you again......so about college-
Y/N: That ain't for me. I mean I already have 50 million dollars from all the quests I did.
Sis: Which brings us to our question!......What's the gaming system?
Y/N sighs before displaying his stats for them all to see.
Little Sis: So life's a video game....*grin* That's fun-
Y/N: Not really. Sure you get strong, sure you can get rich and meet many friends, but you're practically fighting for your life everyday.
Mom: Sweetie.....is your body ok? Are you sick?
Y/N: Just checked with a daughter yesterday. I'm in perfect health.
Mom: *worried* I'm just worried. You were stabbed, you lost so much blood.....does this happen often?
Y/N: Yeah. I do have a passive skill called hyper regeneration. Practically I can heal nigh instantaneously. Good thing I have that skill cause Rize, Yuki and Swamp lady eat a whole lot of livers.
Sis: Rize.....that character from Tokyo Ghoul? And-
Y/N: SCP 953 and 811. Yuki and Swamp lady. It was Bright's idea to let them live in the guild pocket dimension. Rize though lives in the Nishimiya-
Yuki: They ran out.
Yuki pops out of nowhere, startling everyone as she drools while staring into Y/N's eyes.
Y/N: *grabbing kitchen knife* Alright then let's-
Mom: NOW WAIT JUST A MINUT-
*STAB*
Y/N stabs himself, carving out his liver as he conjures a bucket under him to collect all the blood before giving it to Yuki-
*CHOMP*
Yuki: *munch* Thanks.
*WHOOSH*
She takes the bucket, and Y/N cleans the blood off his hands in the sink though his mom looked sick after seeing the grotesque view.
Sis: *gag* Oh god that's-
Y/N: Disgusting? Yeah I know. But you'll get used to it.
He stores the leftovers in their fridge, talking with his parents some more though his dad brought something up.
Dad: *smirk* So who are the lucky ladies to be in your harem?
Y/N:......,.....
Later
Mom:.....Um.
Atantu: I'd say not to question what happened between us when we first met.
She sat on the couch, though she towered over everyone as the atmosphere was awkward.
Dad: Son um.........how does this work?
Y/N: You don't want to know.
Dad: You two are least hung out when you first met right?
Y/N: Let's just say.......I had the time of my life for 10 hours.
Atantu: It was......quite enjoyable.
Dad: *looking at quest completed list* Damn son. Top or bottom?
Mom: *aghast* SWEETIE!
Y/N: Both. It really depends on the woman-
Dad: No no just.....Atantu or this lizard lady-
Atantu: I do like being a bottom too~ But this human is just too cute down there~
Y/N: Your horny side's showing.
Dad: *grin* So you're that kind of guy. I was the same too.
Y/N:.......Wait HUH?!
Mom: *embarrassed* C-Can we talk about something els-
Dad: *grin* Guess we both like being bottoms. Your mom was quite feisty in bed.
Y/N: 'Why are we talking about this?'
Dad: *gasp* Wait! Do you use protection?!
Y/N: I have a skill for that so I don't need to worry of pregnancy.
Atanta: *grin* Even better. We can take our time.
NEW HAREM QUEST RECEIVED
TIME: 6 MONTHS
SURVIVE IN BED PT 3
Y/N:......................FUC-
Mom: AHEM! Now.....what's this? No lies! Only truths!
Y/N: Basically you have to survive having sex with someone for a period of time. Victoria was part 1 and that was an hour and 30. Atantu here was 10 hours but it could've been 12.
Y/N:.......This is at least more manageable than my other quests.
Mom: Que- Wha- How- HOW?!
Y/N's mom blanked out from the sheer absurdity of Y/N's love life as he raises his hands up.
Y/N: Ok Victoria was more of a shut up and fuck but we enjoyed it. Everyone else was entirely consensual.
Dad: Was she consensual?
Y/N: We compromised.
Atantu: Indeed~
Dad: Damn.......you're quite the lady killer for older women. And.....more interesting females.
Y/N: 'Why.....why another one though? 24 HOURS?! I NEARLY DIED WITH ATANTU!'
Mom: And that brings another point......you said you died twice?
Y/N: I have an ability to resurrect......which had activated twice after I was reduced to a pile of blood in two fights.
*HUG*
Mom: *hug* Please....don't put yourself in so much danger.
Dad: Can I meet the others?
Y/N: They're all busy.
Mom: Can....I see your scars?
Y/N lifts his shirt up, revealing the horrific scars he endured in all the fights he was in as she gasps.
Mom: T-To think these wounds could've killed a normal human....yet you survived them.
Y/N: Even without regeneration I was damn resilient.
Dad: So.....mathematics Huh.
Y/N: That skill is rather useful intelligence wise.
SKILL ACQUIRED AT MATHEMATICS: 300/1000
ENGINEERING: (0/10000)
Y/N: And I just got big brained.
Dad sheds a tear, his son making him proud as he throws a check through a portal.
Y/N: I've been helping with rent for the Nishimiya household. You mind-
Dad: Oh no you don't need to help! It's your money, not ours.
Y/N: No no I insist. 5 million?
Mom: Y/N.....*bow* Thank you, but you don't have to be so generous.
Y/N:.....2000000?
Dad: Eh we'll take it.
Y/N: If you want, I can help around, get groceries and such.
Mom: Son..........are you staying with us?
Y/N: Sorry. I want to be an independent adult who makes his own decisions.
They respected his decision to not stay at home, though insisted he would at least take his belongings with him.
Dad: So.....any tours? Vacations? Any place we can go to?
Y/N: Plenty actually.
Dad: Any more girls you interested in?
Atantu: *GROWL*
Y/N: It's ok.
Atantu: *grumble* You better...
Later
???: *gasp* We can visit him now?!
Friends: 'Isekaied? The fuck?!'
Little Sis: Yup! We're going right now Lina!
10 more yell out loud, Y/N's little sis surrounded by them when she opens a portal.
???: Um.....am I seeing things?
Little Sis: Nope! You're seeing it correctly.
She steps through and they do so too, arriving at a literal battleground.
???:....Uh-
*BOOM*
Gun and Y/N punched their fists, their clothes shredded before he kicks Gun away.
Y/N: *grin* Level 2250 eh? Looks like you got quite busy even with me drastically leveling up.
Gun: *grin* I can't be falling behind you know!
*BAM*
The shockwave of their punch obliterated a large portion of the landscape behind them, and they were about to punch when-
Little Sis: BIG BROTHER!
*BOOM*
Y/N was distracted and shot up into the sky, Gun uppercutting him as he turns to Y/N's sister.
Gun: So this is the little sister of Y/N.
Little Sis: H-Hello Gun...
Gun: You know me?
Little Sis:....Webtoon?
She pulls out her phone, Gun raising a brow as he browses through several chapters.
Gun:....Huh. Well Y/N already told me.
*BOOM*
Y/N rockets to the ground, cratering the rocks beneath him as he sees his friends and sis.
Y/N/Friends: IT'S YOU!
*HUG*
They all squeak as Y/N grabs them all into a hug all at once, lifting them int the air as their backs crack.
???2: OW OW!
Y/N: Oops.
???3: *groan* Geez Y/N you never told us you've been isekaied?
Y/N: I couldn't come back until I reached Level 1000. It's not easy you know-
Lina froze as Victoria jumps onto Y/N, chokeholding him as she laughs.
Victoria: *grin* Finally I can go all out against you!
Y/N: I can beat your ass easily you know.
Victoria: *grin* So? We haven't confirmed it yet!
*KISS*
Lina:...........
Y/N: Lina?
Victoria: Oh......this your friend?
Lina sees the harem and girlfriend category on Y/N's stats page, lowering her head as she turns-
*GRAB*
Y/N: Can we talk?
Lina: *sniff* Y-Yeah...
Her eyes were puffy, tears threatening to leak out her lids as they head to a quiet area under a tree.
Y/N: What's wrong?
Lina: *sniff* D-Do you know how much I mourned you? H-How much I missed y-you?
Y/N: I couldn't come back sooner Lina....sorry.
Lina: D-Did you even care a-about me?! Your c-childhood friend?!
Y/N: I did-
Lina wraps her arms around him, Y/N comforting her as she nearly cries.
Y/N: Sorry Lina. Sorry-
+1 GIRLFRIEND
+1 HAREM
Her face turns bright red, looking up and seeing the +1 on top as Y/N bangs his head onto the ground.
Y/N: *deep breath* I........this is so much better than everyone else.
Lina: *RED* E-EH?! BETTER?!
Y/N: The system likes to mess with me. However.....the positive thing is that those who join the harem do have actual affection for me sooner or later. So.........
Lina: *blabbing* I-I-I-
She was incoherent, her face red as Y/N shook her.
Victoria: CMON NOW! SAY IT!
Lina: *RED* I-I HAD A CRUSH ON YOU FOR A FEW YEARS BUT I DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO SAY IT! THERE!
Victoria:.....Wanna kiss him?
Lina: H-Huh- HEY!
She pushes Victoria's face away from Y/N though trips, Y/N falling in such a way they were kissing on the ground with Lina on top of him.
Y/N: *whisper* How's your first kiss?~
He wrapped his arms around her, keeping her close as she pushes up.
Lina: Y-YOU! I-I-
Victoria: *grin* Well then, welcome to the harem. Would you like to meet the others?~
She grins, tilting Lina's chin up as steam left from her ears and she was blabbing, incoherent shaking.
Y/N:.....Lina?
Lina: I-
Later
Rize: *smile* It has been some months since I've come here.
Y/N: Yeah....it's been a while.
Lina: Woah...
She was in awe as they head inside, sitting down and ordering what they liked though everyone looked at Rize weirdly.
Rize: How was the news of well......your crush having multiple girls?
Lina: It's......something new. *smile* But after all, I'm sure I can manage.
Rize: So Y/N~ Who's the better girl here?~
She gives a big grin and Lina pouts and Y/N rubs his chin.
Y/N: I can't make either of you upset....*shrug* Dunno. Y'all got your own advantages that offset one another.
Lina: *pout* Hmph!
The two girls stare at each other, Rize grinning and Lina growling as Y/N turns around and whistles.
Rize: *smirk* I do love competition~ You may be human, but I won't be going easy~
???: Um....what do you mean by human?
Y/N: Hey. Aren't you all ghouls? Then you shouldn't have a problem with this then.
They all shut up, surprised by how casual the two humans were of Rize's presence and theirs as the three had a good time together.
Later
HAREM MISSION: SURVIVE IN BED PT 3
LAST 24 HOURS WITH YUJIRA HANMA
Y/N: This is the worst thing that could've happened.
Karla: Could've been worse.
Artoria: Master......she is a human though weaker than you. She should be better than Atantu-
Y/N: Atantu is the best lay I ever had Don't get me wrong. And I nearly died. However, this is the female version of a male character here....
He shows them the wiki page, their expressions scrunching up before Karla gives a thumbs up.
Karla: She's a different kind of woman for sure....but I'm sure you can handle it.
Y/N: That's fine I guess....
He clenched his fist, sensing extreme power coming from his own body.
Y/N: I went from Level 400 to 3000 in the blink of an eye......and I destroyed the entirety of a moon indirectly without reaching the peak of my power.......and then I went to 10000 and more before killing Hajun and all the souls in him....
Y/N: I wanna try blowing up a planet.
Artoria: Master there might be people-
Y/N: No I think I can find an uninhabited world and just throw punches at it.
Karla: 'Our children will be so powerful!'
Y/N: Wait am I beginning to approach fighting cosmic level beings soon?
Y/N: That's pretty neat.
Y/N knocks on the door, his little sister inviting him inside the house to see familiar faces and Y/N's friends all chatting.
Y/N: 'Alright then. Let's-'
100 DIFFERENT WORLDS UNLOCKED
Y/N: 'Oh?'
CHATS FORMED
Note: LVL: 3000-10000 is planet level
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The Big Leagues