Sun: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*
Lunar: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I'd have 15 cents
Sun: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you
Moon: Actually, I did the math, and Lunar would have $225, not $0.15.
Lunar: Fam, I'm right here....
Earth: If I had a dollar, I would buy a can of soda :)
Lunar: While you're there, could you buy me an apply juice, please?
Earth: Sorry, I only have a dollar
Lunar: :(
Moon: Hey, I just realized my friend is right, Lunar would have $22, 500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent
Earth: If I had $22, 500, I would buy a can of soda and apply juice
Moon: You can buy anything you want with $22, 500
Solar: Yeah, and they want soda and apply juice
Moon: Apply juice to what
Sun: Directly to the forehead
Ruin: Great chat, everyone