Hey, badasses, have we got a deal for you!
If you find it way too crowded for you in that smelly jail they always stick you in, time after time, and you are annoyed by laws created by the productive people in your hood, join the happy lawbreakers on "No Jail Island"
Yes, finally, be on your own on
"No Jail Island"
No cops, no laws, and we offer a free one-way passage on the good ship "Sea Dumpster" to the 86 square miles of your new turf and surf
Dodge no cops with several thousand thieves, murderers, rapists, child molesters, serial killers, and even some cannibals
Huge street cred crowns your head on "No Jail Island"
Get your free ticket now. The island will fill up quickly with those illegal immigrants and rival gangs. No need to hold up your pants on "No Jail Island"
Along with your free passage, you'll receive a nice belt that can be fashioned into a weapon you'll probably need, or you can use it to hang yourself on one of the beautiful trees on "No Jail Island"
There are no walls or bars under the stars on "No Jail Island"
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