If I were a human, would you...

By Burnt0utCandl3Wxck

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I upload every week, on Wednesday. Writing gets better over time. Contains: Asmodeus x Iruma <--(Main ship) K... More

Chapter 1. A very 'normal' day.
Chapter 2. The threat.
Chapter 3. Im begging you.
Chapter 4. Being sick sucks. ⚒️
Chapter 5. Back to school. ⚒️
Chapter 6. Punishment? ⚒️
Chapter 7. Pain and...
Chapter 8. ..Bloodshed.
Chapter 9. Anger and suffering.
Chapter 10. Do I love him?
Chapter 11. I did what?
Chapter 12. Gravestones.
Chapter 13. Messages are knives.
Chapter 14. Cuts and crying.
Chapter 15. Hes so close.
Chapter 16. A kiss?
Chapter 17. Nervousness.
Chapter 18. Playtime.
Chapter 19. Ice cream.
Chapter 20. Love.
Chapter 21. Invaded.
Chapter 22. Explosions.
Chapter 23. Dinner.
Chapter 24. Lies.
Chapter 25. Monday.
Chapter 26. My protectors.
Chapter 27. The past.
Chapter 28. School trip. ⚒️
Chapter 29. Wings.
Chapter 30. What he falls?
Chapter 31. The Sea.
Chapter 32. Death is closing in. 🛠️
Chapter 33. A conversation.
Chapter 34. Guess whos back?
Chapter 35. A void.
Chapter 36. Bitten.
Chapter 37. Heartache.
Chapter 38. Report.
Chapter 39. Dreams.
Chapter 40. Raw eggs.
Chapter 41. Asmodeus's estate.
Chapter 42. Petting snakes.
Chapter 43. The past.
Chapter 44. Alleyways.
Chapter 45. Head trauma.
Chapter 46. Pats.
Chapter 47. Death.
Chapter 48. Condolences.
Chapter 49. Alikred.
Chapter 50. One mystery at a time.
Chapter 51. Its monday again.
Chapter 52. Cookies.
Chapter 53. Gym class.
Chapter 54. Secrets out.
Chapter 55. Suck it up.
Chapter 56. Im sorry.
Chapter 57: Lets make up.
Chapter 58: With the "bro's".
Chapter 59. Halucinations.
Chapter 60. Night terrors.
Chapter 61. Rushing in.
Chapter 62. 3am Calls.
Chapter 63. Sleepovers.
Chapter 64. Dinner.
Chapter 65. The confession.
Chapter 66. Captured.
Chapter 67: Playing with fire.
Chapter 68. Kisses.
Chapter 69: Games.
Chapter 71. Horror.
-- Extra 1. Valentine's gone wrong. --
Chapter 72. Saying goodbye.
Chapter 73. Unexpected monday.
Chapter 74. Going home.
Chapter 75. Swallowing rocks.
Chapter 76. Dreams or reality?
Chapter 77. Hugs, kind off.
Chapter 78. Anti crazy pills.
Chapter 79. Grandpa, ..why?
Chapter 80. Untrustful.
Chapter 81. Guilt.
Chapter 82. Fuck you.
Chapter 83. Celebration.
Chapter 84. A visit from border control.

Chapter 70. Embarrasment.

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By Burnt0utCandl3Wxck

All cradled up together on a couch, me, grandpa, Asmodeus and Opera sat with icecream, holding a controler for each of us. We decided to play some games anyways because all of us were bored and a bit shook up after what happened a few minutes ago.

Opera started up the game while the icecream in my hand was already devoured within seconds, after all holding your icecream and a controler is hard. We made a new safe and began a new game, making grandpa get the most simple resources and Opera getting the hardest. Meanwhile me and Asmodeus designed a house to stay in with the resources they got us.

Ofcourse Opera got most recourses of all, probably to show off to grandpa as he seemed to still be pissed. Yes, the other television and the other couch were destroyed, along with one vr headset and the game itself. Honestly its a good gave because the game kept running even though it was half destroyed. It didn't start up anymore though.

And so we were back to games that grandpa wasn't terrible in, well, actually that's a lie. He is terrible at this game too. How do you die by chopping wood? Its not like theres any monsters, and the trees can't fall on you, they instantly convert into wood, Sticks and seeds.

After a while of playing our house was done and Opera had equipment for everyone, exept grandpa because he decided not to waste the recourses. This was great for us because we got to decorate more, with Asmodeus doing most of the work because he made it look perfect. Though, I will admit it takes him way too long to finish a room. Its just a game, no need to make it realistic or perfect, we can do that later.

After making a two story house with chests, food, beds, chandeliers and making a few npc villagers move in by accident we stopped for the day because it was getting late. Tomorrow it would be friday, probably the last day Asmodeus would be here. Though next week I'll go to his house instead, at least thats what Opera said.

And so I grabbed Asmodeus's hand, waving goodbye to Opera and grandpa, wishing them a good night before taking him to my bed for the night. He is going to sleep with me and Opera can't do anything about it.

"Iruma?" Asmodeus asked me. I looked up to him. "Yeah?" I asked. "Are you okay after what happened today?" He asked, seeming a bit worried. I nodded. "I am, don't worry." I said, smiling at him. He nodded. "Thats good, I just thought I'd ask after seeing how you looked today." He said, smiling back.

I then took him to the bathroom, brushing our teeth to prepare for sleep. Each of us then took turns using the bathroom to dress in our nightwear before we were on the bed together.

"Should we lock the door this time?" I asked Asmodeus, who turned red almost instantly, stuttering. "W-what do you mean?" He asked. "Well do you want Opera to find us like today again?" I asked him. "I mean if you want him making pictures of us together thats fine~" I said, laughing, embarrasing him on purpose while I locked the door.

I could see him die inside of embarrasment, so just fo make him more embarrassed I jumped on the bed next to him and gave him a kiss on his face before embarrassing him more. "So, do you wana start now?" I asked him, acting as innocent as I could. "B-begin what?' He asked me.

"What do you think~?" I asked giving him another, slower kiss. My seducing seemed to work because not just his cheeks flushed red, but his ears too. "Don't act all innocent now~" I then said after a little while of silence, smiling, holding in my laugh while I kept on pushing him.

I could hear Asmodeus's breath, wich felt a bit rushed. "I-I do you mean kissing..?" He asked. I laughed. He wasn't wrong, thats exactly what I ment, although, this was too great of an opportunity to let go. I knew he had those condom things with him when we went to the beach, and those things made him embarrased. Opera told me those are used for.. that stuff.. so I'm going to use them against him.

And so I made my plan.

"Asmodeus?~" I asked, grinning. "Did you bring a condom?" I asked, wanting to make him even redder, even if that might not be possible. Suddenly, asmodeus started coughing heavily, seeming to choke on something.

From the hall I heard someone run to the door, banging on it loudly. "Iruma, don't you dare!" Opera said, yelling from the other side of the door. "You are not going to do that, unlock this door!" He said, while I was dying from laughter.

I stood up to get the door, laughing even while Opera entered. This was even better, having Asmodeus embarrassed and Opera pissed. This played out better than I could have ever thought.

I continued laughing while I held the doorknob, my knees collapsing from the laughter, my body laughing on the ground. Opera looked so confused, his ears down to his head in confusion, looking at me and Asmodeus. He didn't know where to look, and I was dying from laughter, my breathing getting in the way from laughing even more while tears streamed down my face.

"What is this? Why are you laughing?" Opera asked me while I was rolling on the floor. "I-" Before saying another word I wheezed loudly. "I was embarrasing him." I said, laughing. "And you-"

I really couldn't speak while laughing. Opera seemed to understand what I was doing to Asmodeus. I guess he decided to ask no more questions, seeming slightly embarrassed himself on how he acted while I wheezed even harder.

Asmodeus was curled up in a ball, all red. When my laughing calmed I decided to stand up. "I really wasn't planning anything.." I said, laughing slightly. "This is just so good.." I chuckled.

Opera nodded. "I see. Im sorry for intruding." He said, excusing himself. He then closed the door and left. "He must be embarrassed just like you, Azz." I then mentioned, hearing Opera's footsteps halt for a second before moving on. Asmodeus nodded.

I laughed at him, laying next to him. "You're adorable." I said, having him whine, embarrassed while he turned around to face me. "You're playing dirty, master." He said, his cheeks still red.

"I know, im sorry." I replied, giving him a kiss, making his eyes shoot up slightly. "I love you." He then said, surprising me. "I love you too." I then replied. "You know.. I might do this more often." I then added, poking him, making him shoot up.

"Please don't." He said. I nodded. "Fine." Before wrapping myself around him. Laughing had made me tired, really really tired. And I fell asleep soon after, holding Asmodeus in my arms.

Asmodeus didn't sleep as easily though, and even when I woke up he was still awake, looking at the wall with big eyes, holding his blanket as if holding a stuffed toy, looking traumatized.

I yawned. "Asmodeus?" I asked, throwing myself into his arms. He looked at me, slightly terrified. "Y-yeah?" He asked. "You didn't sleep, did you?" I mumbled, cuddling him. He shook his head while I sighed. "Mm.. its friday.. we can sleep more.. you don't have to go to school.." I said, yawning while Asmodeus wrapped his arms around me. "O-okay.." He said, closing his eyes slightly, his worries seeming to have passed away for now.

And so we slept for four more hours before Opera woke us up, without a camera this time. "Iruma-sama, Asmodeus-kun." He said, shaking us slightly. "Wake up, lunch is ready." He said, making the both of us groggy at an instant. I yawned, Asmodeus doing the same a few seconds after.

"I guess its midday already?" I asked sleepily. He nodded, getting up. "I guess it is." He said. I nodded. "By the way, is today the last day you'll be here?" I asked him, and he nodded. "Ill be leaving this evening." He said, making me slightly unhappy. I forgot I won't be able to sleep with him tomorrow.

And so I stood up. Lets make today the best day then. Yesterday went poorly with the fire and grandpa, so today should be better, right?

Asmodeus took a shower to fully wake up, with me dressing up and waiting for him. I'll shower when he's away, in the evening. Once he was done he opened the bathroom, and we brushed our teeth and hair, going to the table for lunch with Opera and grandpa, who were both waiting. We sat down and began eating our food.

Ofcourse the food was luxurious, lavish, stunning, beautiful, adoring and so, so tasty! Eating was my second favorite thing to do, after spending time with family and friends. Honestly, if I wasn't dating Asmodeus and food was alive I'd consider dating Opera's meals. Although I guess id have to kill them to eat them.. no. Lets keep food dead. Yeah.

Wait what am I thinking?

Anyways we finished our food, me being the last to finish for once because Opera kept bringing me food whenever I was finished, taking a bite of his food while walking and getting new plates.

I guess he had a lot from this morning too, maybe thats why I was so full.

Grandpa smiled at me while I ate the food, Asmodeus looking in admiration while Opera looked rushed bringing the plates from the table to the kitchen and those from the kitchen to me.

Although thats all over now, because grandpa was trying to get a conversation with me and Asmodeus, really trying his best not to make it obvious. "Sooo.." Grandpa said, saying nothing else for a minute. I stayed silent, Asmodeus following my lead.

"Nice weather, isn't it?" Grandpa then added. It was cloudy today, with the sun not shining. "I-I guess?" I said, questioning myself.

"So how was yesterday?" He then asked. "Grandpa we live in the same house, remember?" I said, laughing slightly. Asmodeus whispered in my ear. "Does he have dementia?" He asked in the nicest way possible.

"I don't think so.." I whispered back. "Get him checked out.." Asmodeus then added. "You never know.." I nodded, seeing Opera stare at us as if we were insane. "What is it, Sullivan?" He then asked.

"Nothing, nothing." He said, still looking at us. Opera didn't seem convinced. "Don't lie to me." He added, raising an eyebrow while staring at him. "Fine..!" Sullivan reacted, turning into eggy grandpa. "Im just so worried about yesterday!" He said, whining.

Opera nodded. "But don't bother them with it." He then said, making us leave the table. "Now, I got us some tickets to the Cinema for today, as I thought it might be fun. We are leaving in five minutes, go put your shoes on and your jackets. I'll see you outside in a few minutes."

"Huh, you bought tickets for all of us, Opera?" Grandpa asked, exitedly. Opera showed three tickets. "Sorry, they only had three tickets, master Sullivan." Opera said. "Then give me yours!" Grandpa said, throwing a child's temper.

Opera ignored him, putting on his shoes. I laughed slightly, knowing Opera had done this on purpose. And so me and Asmodeus put on our shoes, our jackets and went outside while Opera got the horses. We saw grandpa crying inside, and while I felt bad, at the other side it was kind of funny, even if it felt very wrong.

Opera shushed and pushed us in the carriage before we could ask questions and went to sit on the front with the horses.

Well, I guess today we are going to the cinema!

Although little did I know Opera planned every single part of this.

And today, I would be traumatized and see a horror film.

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Hi there, welcome back! First off, let me apologize. The extra chapter won't be published today, since I don't have the time and haven't had the time to write anything yet or check Wattpad. So im sorry. It might not be next week either, since im not sure when I'll have time, although I hope its soon. Thank you for your patience and thank you for reading this chapter!

I also promised to give you the name of the new book I had planned for you, and that I do have.

The name is;
Trough Heaven and Hell, Litterely.

A quick spoiler;
There are not a lot of caracters in the book exept for Asmodeus, Iruma and Amaryllis. And yes, its IruAzz

That said, I hope you enjoyed this chapter and I hope youll have a fantastic day! And if you don't... I hope its an amazing week! Or next week! Or something.. Just have a great time, okay? And I'll see you next week!

--31 January

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