Sasuke: Anything you could do, I could do better.
Kyosuke: Ha!
Sasuke: I can do anything, better than you.
Kyosuke: No you can't.
Me: Um, actually he can.
Kyosuke: wat.
Me: Sasuke can fucking go Chidori on your ass. And you can't even use your fingers.
Kyosuke: -_-; I was a violin prodigy!
Sasuke: Ha! I'm the number one rookie! I can copy your violin skills!
Me: You can't do that...
Sasuke: SHH!
Kyosuke: Well... I can...
Sasuke: Oh please, you can't even become a magical girl!
Kyosuke: I'm a boy! I couldn't become one no matter what!
Sasuke: That's news to me.
Me: And Sasuke's hair in general man.
Kyosuke: What's so great about his hair?!
Me: It's a majestic duck ass! I mean you have great hair too but, how does he keep it like this?! Even after fights, it's perf!
Kyosuke: At least I didn't become a giant douche halfway through the series...
Me: Kyosuke wins.
Sasuke: What?! You're KIDDING.
Me: Not being a giant whiny brat gets him all the points.
Sasuke: BUT THAT'S NOT FAAAAAIR!!!
Me: See what I mean?
Hitomi: LOVE ME KYOSUKE~!
Kyosuke: yES PLEASE.
Me: Nevermind... None of you win...