messages
dumbly's army
jules - juul
harry - pottah
hermione - mioneee
ron - wonniekinns
ginny - ginerva
luna - astrological
juul
i hate all men
he hooked up with romilda vane last night
i can't believe i thought he was actually into me
astrological
jules im so sorry
juul
its fine it's whatever
i really don't care
i just hate all men
wonniekinns
thanks
juul
regina wait i didn't mean for that to happen
pottah
to find out that everyone hates me
i don't care
juul
regina please regina stawwp
pottah
DO YOU KNOW WHAT EVERYONE SAYS ABOUT YOU? THEY SAY YOURE A HOME SCHOOLED JUNGLE FREAK WHOS A LESS HOT VERSION OF ME
so don't try and act so innocent
you can take that fake apology and shove right up your hairy-
juul
🧍♀️🚌
pottah
EURGH 👹
juul
fine i hate all men
except you two
oh and ced ig? still on the fence about him
he ate all my curly wurlies
ginerva
disgusting brother
they're truly the villains of the universe
curly wurlies are so good as well
juul
ikr i was SOOOO mad
i'll have to walk all the way to the little tescos when i go back at christmas
its such a long trek and in the cold
cancel all brothers 🙌
mioneee
Juliet Alice Diggory
Care to explain why i've just been told
you sent Theodore a picture of
your breasts?
juul
where tf did you hear that???
mioneee
Pansy told me that she saw Theo
messaging you and then he went
super red and ran upstairs to his dorm
juul
three things
1 call them tits its not that hard
2 i didnt send him a tit pic it was of my
tattoo that he kept asking about
3 he went to his dorm?????
ginerva
don't lie i've seen the tattoo pics and
it is basically tit without the nip
juul
dont call me a liar i've never lied
it was of my under boob x
pottah
you always lie
juul
so do u
got a scar to prove it
you scarred virgin
mioneee
Back on track please
juul
mione!!!!
ARE YOU HANGING OUT
WITH OANDG RN???
mioneee
Who?
astrological
pansy
mioneee
Right obviously how did i not see
that one?
juul
enough with the sarcasm
and answer the question
mioneee
Yes, I am
We're trying to set you and Theodore
up
juul
no please don't
astrological
but i thought you were in love
ginerva
yeah you sent him a tit pic
not even zach got that
juul
you can't compare theo to that rat
(sorry peter did you some injustice there)
pottah
he literally betrayed my parents
he's the reason they're dead??
juul
ok and
zachs worse
wonniekinns
plus he was alright rat
ginerva
scabbers just ate and shit all the time
wonniekinns
don't think rats do much else tbh
mioneee
Please can we not stray from the topic
at hand
juul
i don't want anyone interfering
with my chances
i don't want anything to feel
forced
even tho nothing will actually happen
but i don't want theo to
think my friends are pressuring
him into liking me when i really
doubt he does
well he obviously doesn't if
he hooked up with romilda yesterday
ginerva
he ran upstairs when you sent your
not tit pic
why do you think he went upstairs?
for a cry? no it was for a big
fat wank at your sexy tits
juul
really?
ginerva
yes absolutely
juul
still
i doubt anything will happen
its just a silly unreciprocated crush
it'll pass in a couple days i just have to keep
my distance
astrological
i don't think that's true honey
he genuinely seems into you
juul
i think it's just a fuck
which i said i would be fine with but then
he started tutoring me and im already
attached
it would be too much
astrological
seems like a little more than a silly
crush then
juul
no no i just have to stop it from
becoming anything more
he's known for his reputation with girls
i really don't want to be another one to
check off his list and he obviously
thinks i was going to be one
he hooked up with someone else
after i didn't send the full tit
so clearly it or i wasn't enough
im just gonna ignore him at school and
maybe block him
if i distance myself enough i'll get over it
anyways enough of the depressing
teenage angst im gonna go paint
pottah
dont you paint when you're sad???
juul
aren't you in love with draco malfoy???
astrological
have fun jules
juul
🫶🫶🫶
operation juleo
pansy - minge lover 1
daphne - gossiper
blaise - daphne's bitch
enzo - attention whore
draco - daddy's boy
harry - scarhead
hermione - bookworm
ron - povo
ginny - minge lover 2
luna - quibbler
minge lover 2
wtaf is wrong with theo
daphne's bitch
a lot of things
you might want to be more specific
minge lover 2
he acts all in love with jules
basically leading her on before he
shags romilda vane??
bookworm
I was going to go for a slightly
less confrontational approach
scarhead
no mione it needs to be
minge lover 2
see
jules is now convinced theo basically
hates her
has no interest in her other
than a fuck
and all she has is a little crush
that will go away if she ignores him
scarhead
she's locked herself in her dorm
refusing to come out blasting phoebe
bridgers while painting
minge lover 1
SHIT
gossiper
FUCK
daphne's bitch
okkk...
gossiper
she always paints when she's upset
guarantee it'll be ruined with tear stains
scarhead
it is
i tried cheering her up
and she kicked me out
minge lover 1
phoebe is definitely not helping rn
quibbler
did you see what she's painting
scarhead
looked like a woman
minge lover 2
be expecting some pro feminist
abstinence painting posted later
always said she wanted to paint
the "commodity of women" and now she
has her "emotional muse"
her words not mine cos i'm not a freak
povo
debatable
daddy's boy
but theo didn't get with vane???
minge lover 2
erm yes he did
she was banging on about it in the
common room and jules overheard
it all in the library
hannah told me she kicked them out of
their dorm so she can paint
attention whore
hows hannah?
minge lover 2
pipe down lover boy
attention whore
sorry?
daddy's boy
he's been with us moping all weekend
bookworm
Romilda said they hooked up last night
daphne's bitch
literally impossible he's been with us
pining over the fact he's "lost the one"
quibbler
if you ignore their currently very
messy relationship they're really cute
gossiper
they are
it's painful to watch
but this is not it
minge lover 2
its all backfired since the tit pic
povo
thought it wasn't a tit pic??
minge lover 2
it basically was
gossiper
yeah she sent it to me before and asked
it it was ok
telling you there was a lot of tit there
scarhead
did not need to know that
ew gross
minge lover 2
misogynist
scarhead
*gay
and would also be incest
povo
he learnt from the best
minge lover 1
you????
povo
EW GOD NO
i meant sirius
bookworm
And now Jules is under the impression
that right after she sent Theo a soft nude
he hooked up with Romilda Vane, and
was only interested in her on a sexual level
That because she didn't send the
full image, he's no longer interested at all
povo
never thought i'd live the day to see
hermione say soft nude
daphne's bitch
so now they're both convinced the other
hates the other
this is amazing
quibbler
what's jules done to theo???
daddy's boy
ignored him after the tit pic
he thinks she sent it as a mistake
minge lover 2
but he left her on opened????
after replying "nice"??????
daphne's bitch
ik hes not very smart
minge lover 2
did he actually go to his dorm
for a wank
attention whore
unfortunately yes
cant imagine the things we've heard
before he knew what silencing
charms were
scarhead
don't think that'll make jules feel
any better
daphne's bitch
oh no all about jules
so many wet dreams of her it's disgusting
attention whore
i had to invest in earmuffs they got so bad
minge lover 2
so let me get this straight
theo did not shag vane
she made it up?
attention whore
yeah basically
scarhead
she's always been weird
daddy's boy
she was into you that explains it all
scarhead
thanks 😐
daphne's bitch
aren't you into him tho draco???
daddy's boy
no???????
minge lover 1
wow real convincing
quibbler
tell theo that romilda has been telling
everyone that they hooked up but
don't mention in ANY way that's
why jules is upset
phrase it like "why has romilda vane
been going round telling everyone
you shagged last night?"
daphne's bitch
is that not really bait
quibbler
no trust me it'll subtley hint that's
why she's upset but if he asks
just answer with a maybe
because you obviously don't know
anything
attention whore
obviously
daddy's boy
so let me get this straight
jules thinks theo isn't into her so
is avoiding him like the plague
and theo thinks jules hates him
because she's avoiding him
quibbler
yes
exactly that
attention whore
so what do we do?
quibbler
other than message theo we do nothing
it really isn't our business
and jules said she didn't want anyone
involved
we just need to let them figure it out
minge lover 2
we tried telling her she's being silly
and that he's head over heels for her
but she did not believe me
gossiper
i have a perfect plan
jules will post on her story
theo will reply
bish bash bosh all better
daddy's boy
right...
this will work how??
gossiper
trust me ik jules and theo well enough
jules will for sure post because
she's in her feels and she always does
and theo will reply because he
hates seeing her sad and is desperate
for her to talk to him
plus the song she'll choose will
make it better
quibbler
ooo what song you thinking
gossiper
something piney
all i wanted was you was my first choice
but it seems a little too forward for them atm
bookworm
say yes to heaven?
gossiper
ooo that could work
i was thinking mirrorball
minge lover 2
perfect
like she'd post that anyways maybe
she wont even need the
encouragement
attention whore
check her story 😭😭
gossiper
OMG LINGER IS SO PERFECT
we'll go try and cheer jules up now
minge lover 1
whos we
gossiper
me and you obviously
minge lover 1
👍
gossiper
don't take that tone with me
minge lover 1
sorry i was too busy fingering
draco's milf of a mum to
type it out
daddy's boy
are you 12?
minge lover 1
sorry can't hear you over cissy
moaning my name
daddy's boy
disgusting
minge lover 1
just like the bed will be when i'm
finished with her
gossiper
hurry up pans
im leaving now
minge lover 1
cummingggggg
bookworm
*Coming
minge lover 1
no i meant what i said
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daphnegg
me and pans are on our way
we're just biscuits from the
kitchens xx
julesdiggory
tyyy x
you don't have to
i don't want to be a bother
daphnegg
trust me we want to
well be like ten minutes
they're making them fresh
just for you 🤭
julesdiggory
can always count on the house
elves to cheer you up
ceddiggory
what happened
julesdiggory
wdym nothings up
ceddiggory
i saw your post yesterday
and linger?
you're not even trying to hide it
julesdiggory
and you didn't like it??
wow fake brother
first my curly wurlies and
now this
ceddiggory
there
happy now?
julesdiggory
yes much better
you were right btw
he did hurt me
i wont go into it but hes a dickhead
ceddiggory
im sorry jules
julesdiggory
its alright i kind of expected it tbh
hes no longer a gentleman in a
world of boys
ceddiggory
want to face time?
julesdiggory
pans and daph are coming over now
but maybe later? that would be nice
id like to see daisy and moochel
i still can't believe you called your
cow "moochel"
ceddiggory
its a play on michael
better than daisy
at least mine is original
lmk when you're free yeah?
it'd be nice to talk to pansy
and daphne so if they don't go
still give me a ring yeah?
julesdiggory
yeah
love you
ceddiggory
love you too
tnott
good song
julesdiggory
ik
i like to let it linger
tnott
me too
julesdiggory
you can tell me if i'm being too
much or reading into things
tnott
ok?
julesdiggory
but why did you hook up with her? i don't
want to sound like a clingy ex
especially when we don't actually have
anything going on but it made me feel
really shitty because you were just
leading me on
like you got your picture (kind of)
and im sure you had a laugh with
your friends about it but you just had
to make it worse by sleeping with her
like is that all you think of girls?
are we just sex to you?
did you hook up with her because
i didn't send the full photo?
would it have been me if i did?
and im not saying i would have but
maybe i wouldn't feel like shit if i
did send you the full photo because
maybe then we would have something
going on
and ik you have a lot of sex you never
try and hide it but enzo said you'd
stopped and maybe i was reading too much
into things but i really thought this was going somewhere but clearly it isn't
sorry i just wanted to get this off my chest
and let you know how i feel
im sure romilda would love some tutoring
instead
tnott
what?
julesdiggory
wdym what?
did you hit your head or smth
tnott
i have genuinely no idea what
you're on about jules
julesdiggory
god nott you're such a dick
do you want to block "theo"
yes or no
"theo" has been blocked
bee speaks 🐝‼️
double update cos i love you all and only have one mock left and i really don't want to revise for sociology 😔
dont hate me for the angst they'll get together..... eventually