*The girls are just hanging out at work out of boredom. Stan busts in with Liam.*
Stan: Okay at this point you should know, he works here now, GOOD LUCK!
*Stan walks the tourists into the tour part of the shack.*
Liam: Hai
Gwen: OH COME ON!
*A montage of just teaching Liam how to do stuff is shown.*
Ivy: —and that’s why we don’t let Gary near the bobble heads.
*Gary tries to touch one of the bobble heads. Gwen chases him out of the room with his own broom.*
Gwen: GET OUT OF HERE GARY!
*A small girl walks into the shack. She has a camera around her neck.*
???: H-hello (•◡•) /
*Evie runs over and hugs her.*
Evie: M I N E
Noelle: EVIE PUT HER DOWN!
Evie: FINNEEEEEEE
*Evie gently sets her down. She pats her head.*
???: A-anyways, I-I’m…… Emmabelle! A-and I saw a help wanted sign near town a-and I would love to work here!
Liam: Oooo sorry kid! I just got hired so–
Emmabell: I-I can work for freE-
*Stan practically runs into the room.*
Stan: I HEARD THE WORDS I’LL WORK FOR FREE!
Stan (Pointing at Gwen): YOU! GABBY! HIRE WHOEVER SAID THAT!
*Stan walks out of the room.*
Gwen: Okay then, Emmabell you are hireD–
*Evie pushes Gwen out of the way.*
Evie: GABBY NO! Listen kid, we need to know your past experiences, medical issues, credit card number and education.
Emmabell: B-BUT I’M NOT OLD ENOUGH FOR THAT!
Ivy: Yeah Evie, did YOU have a job when you were younger?
*Evie pulls out a photo of younger her sitting at a desk wearing a suit with shoulder pads the size of her head.*
Evie: No, I didn’t, I was SEVEN.
Noelle: Since I was here before Evie, you’re hired Emma!
Emmabell: YAY!
Ivy: Liam, show her everything, we're going on break to get food.
*The girls leave, only Liam and Emma are left in the room.*
Liam: Well okay Bell-bell, let's show you the ropes!
Emmabelle: So YOU tried to steal my job?
Liam: Huh? Oh no I had no idea you even existed! I just met those weirdos and thought they looked fun to be around and somehow got this job!
Emmabell: They are strange aren't they?
Emmabell: And extremely powerful…..
Liam: What was that Emma? :D
Emmabell: Shoot, NOTHING!
*The girls all barge into the room. Ivy has two blue boxes, similar to happy meals, but with a golden frown.*
Noelle: WE GOT YOU GUYS SAD MEALS!!!
*Dipper and Mabel walk into the shack a couple of minutes later. Dipper has two bouquets of flowers.*
Noelle: Oh hi twins!
Mabel: Hey Noelle! Dipper has a present for you!
*She grabs one of the flowers from his hand.*
Dipper: MABEL!
Mabel (Handing her the flowers): Here ya go!
*The petals almost look like ice crystals. It has an almost white stem.*
Noelle: Oh my god, I love them!
Dipper: I-I’m glad!
Mabel (Grabbing his arm): NOW BRO-BRO, LET'S GET YOU DRESSED!
Ivy: Where ya guys goin’?
Dipper: We’re having another Shack party.
Evie: PARTY?
Emmabell: Party?. . .
Gwen: FREE FOOD?
Mabel: Yeah, and everyone's invited!
Dipper: OH! And Evie, Jessie wanted me to give you this.
*He hands her flowers with night sky purple petals. They all have small white dots that look like stars. They look dead.*
Evie: Oh . . . NOW I HAVE TO PAY HIM BACK DANG IT! WHY IS IT SO THOUGHTFUL AAAAAAAA!
Ivy: Awwwww!
Gwen: Okay now girls, and Liam, LET'S GET READY FOR THIS PARTY!
Everyone: YEAH!
*A montage shows everyone getting their outfits.*
Gwen: Evie you literally JUST got a skirt and different hair
Evie: S-so I look bad in them
Noelle (Busting through a door): WHO MADE EVIE CRY!?!?!?
*It’s now nighttime. The Shack is covered in lights and streamers. There is a small table for tickets.*
Gwen: Okay, now, do you know who is invited?
Liam and Emmabell: ANYONE WHO CAN PAY!
Ivy: Good job you two! You get gold stars!
*Ivy puts gold stars on their foreheads.*
Evie: PSHHH! Who needs those when I can get the original.
*Evie summons a small star in the palm of her hand.*
Noelle (Dragging the girls in the Shack): OKAY GIRLS, LET'S DESTROY OUR WORKPLACE!!!!!
*After a couple of minutes at the ticket booth, Jasmine walks up with five dollars to get in.*
Jasmine: Why hello, Emmabell.
Emmabell: Uhhhhhhh, do I know you?
Jasmine: I . . . NO YOU DON’T BECAUSE I HAVE NEVER SEEN OR MET YOU BEFORE! HAHAHAHAHAHA
Emmabell: Uhhhh, okay?
*Emma hands Jasmine a ticket.*
Liam: And that will be five dollars!
Jasmine: H-HERE!
*She accidently throws the money in Liam’s face and walks into the Shack.*
Liam: Owie
*We head into the party.*
Gwen(Stealing food): HEHEHEHEHE!
Noelle: GWEN!
Gwen: UGH!
Ivy (Shouting from a distance): HEY WE’RE PLAYING DND, WANNA JOIN?
Gwen and Noelle: YES!
*They run over to the girls. Evie, Ivy, Dipper and Mabel are sitting in a circle, a DND board in the center of them.*
Noelle: Oh h-hey Dipper!
Dipper: Hey Noelle, I didn’t know you were into DND.
*After a couple of minutes of Noelle being the dungeon master, we cut back in.*
Noelle: Eviara, a huge rat blocks your path, what do you do?
Evie: I try to befriend it and keep it as a pet for Gwendilan.
*Evie rolls a twenty.*
Noelle: Uhhhhh okay, Gwendilan, you have a new pet!
Gwen: NICE!
*A couple minutes later.*
Noelle: A dangerous wolf gets in your way.
Evie: I try to befriend it and keep it as a pet for Lady Ivien.
*Evie rolls a twenty.*
Noelle: Again? Well okay…. Lady Ivien you got a new pet I guess…..
Ivy: YES!
*A couple of minutes later.*
Noelle: The prince of all evil and chaos, Be'lakor, stands in your path. He stares you dead in the eyes . . .
Evie: . . . I try to befriend it and keep it as a pet!
*Evie rolls a twenty once more.*
Noelle: HOW!?!?!? ARE YOU CHEATING!!!
*Noelle checks the die. It's completely normal.*
Noelle: OKAY FINE! You befriend Be’lakor and he becomes a part of your party.
Evie: Yay
Noelle: You head into the temple where your journey first started. The elder god looks at the prince. He nods his head, accepting Be’lakor’s presence. He extends his hand, holding a slice of bread. What do you do?
Dipper: WHAT! We did all of that for a slice of BREAD!
Gwen: Hmmmm, I take out the cursed sword and turn on fire waking. I grab a stick of butter out of the food bag. I butter the bread.
*Gwen rolls the dice. She gets a 14.*
Noelle: You put the butter on the toast. You slightly burn the toast to make it more crunchy. The elder god accepts the toast and eats it. He rewards you all with riches beyond your imagination. You all grow old together and live a long happy life.
Ivy: Dang that got SAD!
Evie: Yeah…. LET’S PRINT OUR FACES ON THE PRINTER UPSTAIRS!
Gwen: YEAH!
*The girls run over to the printer. Dipper blocks their way.*
Dipper: No! The printer is . . . broken?
Ivy: I’m good with machines! I fix things at home all the time!
Dipper: Oh uh, no no some parts are missing and we can’t find them!
Mabel (Partying): COME HERE BRO-BRO!
Dipper: I gotta go now, a-and don’t touch the printer!
*He leaves the girls alone with the printer. Evie walks over to it.*
Noelle: Evie, no.
Evie: Calm down! He said it was broken!
*She leans on the printer. It turns on.*
Gwen: I KNEW IT!
Noelle Why did he lie?
Ivy (Laying down on the printer): Meh might as well use it!
Evie: IVY, USE YOUR POWERS AND MAKE IT BIGGER! I wanna see what happens when we all print ourselves!
*Ivy makes the printer bigger. They all get on the printer and lay down.*
Noelle: This is a stupid idea Evie =-=
Evie: Awww Noelle! Thank you so much!
*Jasmine runs over to the girls.*
Jasmine: GUYS, I HAVE SOMETHING TO TELL YOU–
*The printer takes the photo . . . immediately, their clones start appearing.*
Noelle: I knew this was a horrible idea.
Evie: It might not have been one of my best–
*There are now complete clones of all the girls, except Jasmine, standing in front of them.*
Gwen and Clone Gwen: Uhh hi? Wait stop it, no you stop it, no you
Evie and Clone Evie: Both of you stop it *They look at each other.* You stop too, no you
Noelle and Clone Noelle: *Sigh* This is never going to stop, is it?
Ivy and Clone Ivy : Quic—*Ivy punches her clone and she falls, the other clones help her up.*
Ivy: Quick, before we can’t tell who's who, put a sticker on your clone!
*Each put a gold star on their clones.*
Jasmine: Putting all that aside, guys I—
*Both the clones and the real ones look.*
Jasmine: —just the real ones,
*The clones walk away sadly with their heads hung low.*
Jasmine: Anyway that Emmabell kid is–
*Emmabelle walks in; Jasmine walks off in frustration.*
Emmabell: What was that about?
Ivy: Not sure, maybe something about you?
Emmabell: Hhhhhhmmm, oh well *She giggles and goes after Jasmine.*
Noelle: Wait where did our clones go, *She points to the gold star stickers on the floor.*
Gwen: Ohhh noo, no, no, no, no . . .
Evie: GUYS, FIND THEM!
*Meanwhile, at the party.*
Dipper: I have a bad feeling…
Mabel: Awh, why Dipper?
Dipper: They found the printer.
Mabel: … WEHEHEHELLLLLL LETS HOPE THEY DIDN’T USE I—
Jasmine: HEY GUYS, the girls have clones for some reason!
Dipper: Yep, they used it.
Mabel: Mmhmm, definitely.
Dipper: Where is the sprinkler system . . . I gotta go turn it on.
Clone Noelle (Walking into the room): Ooooooooo, what is this room?
Dipper: Noelle! Wait, you aren’t a clone, are you?
Noelle: Nooooooooooooooooooo?
Dipper: Hmm, then what are the first three digits of pie?
Noelle: Oh that is easy! It's 3.14!
Dipper: Alright then. Then I guess it is you . . . CLONE! *He dumps water onto the clone. The clone fizzes up and dissipates.* Boom.
Jasmine: Okay first off, that was correct, and number two, how did you know?
Dipper: Noelle would be giving me the first three steps for making a pie, not the digits of pi.
Jasmine: Oooooooh, no wonder why you know how to make an apple pie.
Dipper: Noelle taught me, heh, *He turns pink in embarrassment ever so slightly.*
Jasmine: Maybe she can teach me.
Mabel: ENOUGH ABOUT APPLES!
Dipper: We were talking about pie?–
Mabel: WE HAVE CLONES TO DUNK!
*It cuts to a montage of the groups teaming up and searching for the clones, with Noelle eventually coming across a half dead Noelle clone.*
Noelle: what .-.
Emmabelle (Following them and taking pictures): I need to get closer…
*A figure taps her on the shoulder.*
Emmabelle: GAH! *She kicks him. It's Liam, somehow still here after he fell out the window.*
Liam: OW! GAH! You kick HARD!
Emmabelle: Oh! Sorry… Reflexes, heh.
Liam: Yeah, yeah, whatever. Why were you spying on them?
Emmabelle: Uhm… evidence? To help us look for clones we…. Missed?
Liam: . . .
Emmabelle: . . .
Liam: Sounds reasonable. *He leaves.*
Emmabelle: OH THANK GOD I THOUGHT HE WOULDN’T LEAVE– *She sees Liam watching.*
Liam: . . . ;-;
Emmabelle: Uh, I mean uhh—SMOKE BOMB! *She throws a smoke bomb at the ground.*
Liam: AH! *Cough cough* Wait, what was I doing?
*Emmabelle pushes Liam into the main room.*
Liam: Oh. OKAY!
***
*The crew finally finds Evie’s clone.*
Evie: Hmmmm
Clone Evie: JUST GET ON WITH IT! Ugh!
Noelle and Gwen (With the most unamused face): . . . *They dump water onto the clone.*
Evie: WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT! SHE WAS GOING TO HELP ME COMMIT TAX FRAUD!
Noelle: It was for the greater good.
Evie: NO IT WASN’T! YOU LITERALLY JUST KILLED AN INNOCENT PERSON!
Gwen: Well TOO BAD FOR YOU! I don’t have a conscience . . .
Dipper: Okay, let's try to find Ivy’s next!
*They find Ivy and her clone talking on the roof.*
Ivy: —So anyway, that’s why cheese is better than chocolate.
Clone Ivy: I disagree, but respect your decision.
Noelle: Wait, which one is the clone?
Gwen: I dunno
Noelle: Evie?
Evie: HMPH! I don't wanna help!
Noelle: Hmm… *She starts inspecting the two. The clone is more dull colored than the other. The clone is also missing some features.*
Noelle: Interesting . . . EVIE!
Evie: What!?
Noelle: What is 2/2? (Two divided by two)
Evie: I—Eh—Wh—N—But ye— *Confused Evie noises*
Ivy: Why did you break her??
Clone Ivy: 2/2 is 1. Evie shouldn’t be confused by that.
*Gwen’s clone pops out of the window, seemingly sleepy.*
Clone Gwen: When were years invented?
Gwen: what the–
*Gwen splashes her clone with soda.*
Gwen (Menacingly): There can only be one Gwen.
Noelle: Hmm, alright I want you two to dip your hands in water. *She pulls out a cup.*
Clone Ivy: OH, NONONONONONOOO
Ivy (Holding the cup then puts her hand in): There is nothing there. Huh. Why would my clone be scared of water?
*Noelle dumps soda onto the clone.*
Ivy: NOOOOOO YOU MONSTERRRR
Noelle: That should be all of them.
Emmabelle (Taking more pictures): Interesting…
Liam: Boo.
Emmabelle: GAH!
Liam: Whatch ya doin’ Bell-Bell?
Emmabelle: Trying to . . . HELP THE GIRLS YEAH!
Liam: Well then let's go help them silly!
Emmabelle: Mother—
*Liam drags Emmabelle over to the girls.*
Jasmine: Oh no . . .
Liam: Hi my friends!
Evie: Oh hey Liam what’s up!
Gwen: God . . . dang it . . .
Emmabelle: Wow! Mostly everyone hates you!
Liam: Okay wooooooow bro okay wow.
Ivy: Ummm kind of? I don’t know how to feel about you…
Gwen: I find you an annoying little—
Noelle (Covering Gwen's mouth): GWEN, NO!
Evie: Can we please get off the roof now.
*They all get off the roof. Emmabelle waits for Jasmine.*
Emmabelle: So.. I saw you following me.
Jasmine: OH! I ummm I-
Emmabelle: Why were you following me in the first place?
Jasmine: I uh—I was just—uh—
Emmabelle: I know what you’re doing.
Jasmine: What am I doing?
Emmabelle: I know you are up to something . . .
Jasmine: But I’m not doing anything, you on the other hand—
Emmabelle: *Suspicious noises*
Jasmine: *Le confusion*
Emmabelle: Well, I’ve got my eye on you . . .
*Emmabelle leaves the roof.*
Jasmine: I better be more careful around her.
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