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Hey bhagwan,
Urmila laut gayi
Mahdev Mahtre barbaad hogi
From inside opening the door of Karishma's room. Urmila cried dramatically like 90's heroine.
Karishma Singh who till now was sleeping peaceful after ages. She with jerk opened her eyes when Urmila's scream echoed in her ears.
" Kya hua hai Urmila?"
After Karishma Singh, three more voice approaches close to Urmila's with the same question on their lips.
Urmila dramatically hugged Pushpa ji and crying on her shoulder.
" Mathri, mujhe laut liya. Laut liya"
Urmila said dramatically hiting on Pushpa ji shoulder.
Pushpa ji began coughing. She pushed Urmila away and asked coughing
" Kya kar rahi ho tum?"
" Pushpee, dekh nahi raha. Urmila ji, yeh apko maar hai. Main demo kar ke dekhau"
Santu said innocently. Pushpa ji smacked Santu hand and said
" Aye bakk. Hum woh nahi pooch rahi. Hum is Urmila se pooch rahy hai. Kahe subha subha chilla chilla kar pura ghar sar par utha liya hai tumne?"
" Haan aur Karishma madam ko bhi utha diya hai."
Malaika added sitting beside Karishma on bed whose brain was still not active yet but she with eyes and ears was trying to register. What Urmila is trying to say.
" Ap theek hai?"
Malaika asked ruffling Karishma's hair. Karishma closed her eyes and resting her on Malaika's shoulder just said
" Hum theek hai. Lakin yeh Urmila aise kahe bhawal kar rahi hai?"
Karishma asked pressing her head and from the same hand which she was resting on her head. Urmila from it shaken her like a kite.
" Haseen Dilruba ke Majnu Singh. Urmila ney nahi, joh bhi bawal kiya haina.
Tune kiya hai. Aadi raat main kiya hai. Mere sath kiya hai."
" Kya?"
Pushpa ji, Santu and Malaika said unison while exchanging a shocking look.
Where poor Karishma Singh still was not understanding what Urmila is talking about.
" Ka bol rahi ho tum? Ka kiya hai humne?"
Karishma Singh asked Urmila innocently.
" Tereko nahi pata, tere ko nahi pata ke tune mere sath kya kiya hai.
Hey bhagwan ab mera kya hoga? Main bechari aabal naari, ley kar ayi thi isko kamare main dawa khilne.
Aur is ney, Mahtri, is Majnu Singh ney, Safedi ki chamkar, is daroga ji ney, Khule saand teri is madam ney.
Ahh, aahhh, mere sath bina shaddi ke woh sab kar diya. Jis ka sapana maine apne pyaar ke sath dekha tha. On my shaddi night aur my fav honeymoon destination"
" Nahi, yeh jhoot bol rahi hai. Humne aisa kuch nahi kiya is ke sath. Malaika tum kahe ro rahi hoo. Yeh jhooti hai"
" Agar main jhooti hoon. Toh phir kya yeh sab bhi jhoot hai?
Dekho dekho sab apni ankhe bhaad kar dekho aur mera batao.
Main jhooti hoon ke yeh Majnu Singh is safed lying after doing mummyyyyy.
Ab mere se kon kare ga shaddi? Kon bane gay mero ko apni ghar ki izzat? Kon kare gay mera yakeen? Kon bhare gay meri sooni maang? Kon de ga mujhe apna naam?"
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