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Alice 🫂
Yooo
Its me Mario
It's Mark haha
Alice: heyyyy
Alice: took you long enough
Alice: was starting to think you'd disappear for another 12 years
Damnnn okay I see how it is 🙄
Yeah dude sorry I've just been so busy with the new comeback and the unity tour so I haven't been on my phone
Looks like you've been having fun thooo
And you submitted your paper late 😂
Alice: looks like you're still stalking my stories 😨😨
Yo haha
I wouldn't call it stalking
Alice: I would
Alice: ur my sasaeng
Oh whaaat
🤣🤣🤣
I'm the sasaeng?
So are you like an idol or smth 🤨
Alice: yeah dude
Alice: I'm literally NingNing from Aespa
Hahahaha
Alice: practicing for the next comeback rn
Alice: although theres no point bc Drama could eat for days on end 😩
Haha yeahhh
It's a really good song
Alice: fr and the dance is really catchy too
Yo actually on that note
Do you still dance??
Alice: yup! Practicing for my debut 😍
Well if you're NingNing you already debuted 🧐
Alice: okay sherlock holmes 🙄
Alice: but honestly no 😪
What dudeee
I thought you were gonna be like
A pro dancer or smth
Alice: me too :((
Alice: I kinda stopped around senior year since I got so busy and now I feel like I forgot everything
Alice: i be a pro dancer in the club after five tequila shots tho 💃💃💃
Hahaha i think everybody is a pro dancer after five tequila shots dude 🕺🕺🕺
Why don't you try get back into it?
Alice: Idk dude I just feel like I'm too old for that
Hahaha
You're telling me? 💀
Alice: LMAO
Alice: no but you acc dance like what everyday or smth
Alice: I haven't danced in YEARSSSS
Alice: my knees probably can't handle it anymore 😔
Hahaha
It's all muscle memory dude it'll come back to you
But yeah honestly I get what you mean about
the knees 🤣🤣
Alice: aww no Markiepoo
Alice: make sure you like stretch before practice and take like vitamin D or smth
Alice: Multivitamin me 😫
Alice: try it and see 🥵
Um dude
What? 😂
Alice: your song...?
Alice: Vitamin
I have a song called vitamin??
Alice: ...
Alice: am I going crazy?
Alice: I swear you do
Wait hold up 😅
Oh shit hahaha
We do 🤣🤣🤣
Alice: oh god 💀
Alice: my text probably sounded so horribly wrong without context
Hahaha it did yeah
Alice: bye
Oh uh
Bye
Alice: no I meant like BYEEE 😭
Oh yeah dude no worries
Goodbye 👋
Alice: MARK 🤦♀️
Yeah?
Alice: it's like 'lmao bye, that took me out'
Took you out?
Alice: like its so funny I had to leave
Oh
Where are you going?
Alice: I'm going insane.
Alice: why are you the way that you are?
You know I actually ask myself that a lot
I feel like everyone is a certain way to like fulfill a purpose that they have on this planet
Alice: IT WAS A RHETORICAL QUESTION
Alice: MARK PLS UR KILLING ME DAWG 😭😭
Alice:
Hahaha shittt my baddd
I guess I did overshare haha
Alice: its all good
Alice: you can overshare as much as u want
It was probably too deep tho
Alice: not as deep as I am in yo mama 😫
Dude 🤣🤣🤣🤣
How do you just come up with this shit
Alice: idk actually
Alice:
Hahaha
I bet it is
Alice: so you think I'm hot 😩😩
Alice: Mark Lee thinks I'm hot 🫣
Um ahah dude
Well ur not cold 🥶
Alice: thanks bro I think ur pretty hot too
Haha thanks dude
Alice: anyway I acc do have to go
Alice: got a lecture starting soon
Ohhh shiii
Okay yeah study hard
Alice: never have never will 😎
Well you're in law school so that's obviously a lie 🙄
Alice: I acc just enrolled so I can find ways to commit crimes without going to jail
Oh um
Interesting choice
I feel like there could've been faster ways to find out instead of a whole degree but like go you!!
Alice: 😭😭
Alice: ur too funny
Alice: in like the most unfunny way possible
Hahaha
We need an oxymoron for that
Alice: ur an oxymoron
Dude haha
An oxymoron is like 'pretty ugly'
Alice: OKAY MARKUS SHAKESPEARE HIT US WITH THAT ENGLISH CLASS RIZZ 😩😩
hahaha
I feel like my English is acc getting worse dude
Wait hold up isn't ur lecture starting?
Alice: boring law lecture ⚖️ talking to Mark Lee
Alice: it's not a hard choice 🤷♀️
Hahahaha come on dude u gotta focus
Alice: I CANT WAIT 🤪 TIL 😏 WE 😩 CHILL 🥵
What..?
Ohhhh
WHAT U WANNA DO 😁
Alice: finally 😭
Alice: talk to you later
Alligator
Alice: use that black card to buy a time machine and get yourself outta 2009 😭
🤣🤣🤣🤣
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"Damn bro, who got you smiling like that?" Johnny asked, making Mark looked up from his phone to see Johnny with a giddy expression as he joined him on the couch. The Unity concert in Jakarta was set to begin in just under four hours and they were relaxing as much as they could before they would be strapped with wires.
"Nothing dude" Mark chuckled, but the knowing look on his face made him wonder how long he had been staring at Mark or even looking into his phone to see who he was texting
"He's being weird" Doyoung chuckled, watching Mark quickly shove his phone into his pocket and taking a sip of his watermelon juice the staff had bought him
"Yo—I'm not being weird" Mark said quickly in defence, yet the boys knew him a bit too well after all these years together
"Mark's always weird" Haechan said quickly, deflecting their conversation onto something else as everyone shrugged and ultimately accepted that fact. And for once, Mark didn't feel like hitting Haechan for the insult. He sighed in relief as the boys decided to talk about something else.
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Johnny: Mark was staring at some girls picture 🤭
Eunhye: IT WAS ME
Eunhye: IT WAS ME YALL I SWEAR TO GOD
Kai: LMAO WHAT
Kai: damn bro who you cheating on me with 🤨
Dude what??
Also don't you have a girlfriend?
Haerin: I'm not even here baby I'm just a hallucination
Taehyun: that's how I feel 90% of the time
Taehyun: like do we actually exist or is the concept of existence merely just a concept?
Um
Are you okay?
Are you like...
In the hospital again?
Eunhye: 😭😭
Eunhye: I think he's just high
Johnny: why wasn't I invited Tae 😢
Taeyong: Johnny? 🧐
Johnny: nothing to see here sir
Johnny: but u can't even judge me 🙄
Johnny: ur writing a song about your vape addiction
Taehyun: TY TRACK COME BACK CONFIRMED??????
Eunhye: A SONG ABOUT VAPING??
Taeyong: thanks johnny...😒
Kira: wait didn't you say you were going to E word?
E word?
Haerin: enlist
Taeyong: It got pushed back :) maybe til March
Taehyun: u just gave me a reason to live another day 😍 until March
Haerin: Taehyun are u having another existential crisis?
Taehyun: Yeah I am lowkey
Taehyun: like what's our purpose?
Taehyun: why are we the way that we are?
Hahaha
Is that a rhetorical question?
Taehyun: no...?
Oh um
I feel like everyone has a purpose and we go through life trying to figure it out
Johnny: here he goes 😃
My mom once told me that like our purpose in life is just to live a fulfilling life that makes us happy so we probably are the way that we are so we can accomplish true happiness in the way that we know it
You know?
Taehyun: damn.
Eunhye: damn.
Kai: sheesh
Kai: ur momma Socrates
Kira: HELLLLL
Haerin: 😭😭😭😭😭
Haerin: MARK LITERALLY WHAT WAS THAT
Taehyun: no wait lowkey
Taehyun: it makes sense
Eunhye: now I'm having an existential crisis
Eunhye: what is my purpose?
Kai: to debut in neopussypopperz127
Kai: duh 😜
Johnny: damn bro you still on that??
Kai: tf u sayin 🤨
Kai: I ain't ever got off 😤
seen by Mark, Johnny, Haerin, Kai, Taehyun
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