Random person: why don't you have a boyfriend?
Me: I FALL IN LOVE WITH THE BOYS I SEE ON THE TV SCREEN, THE ONES IN BOOKS WHO ARE AS PERFECT AS THEY CAN BE, I SPEND ALL OF MY TIME IMAGINING WHAT IT WOULD BE LIKE IF THEY EXISTED. MY PARENTS TELL ME I SHOULD LOOK FOR ONE IN REAL LIFE BUT I GET LET DOWN BY BOTH THE BAD BOYS AND THE NICE GUYS I'M TIRED OF GIVING MORE THAN I RECEIVE SO ILL JUST STICK TO THE BOYS THAT DONT KNOW ME!