I just want to see how many adult trio photos I have to use up here. The book ends when my supply of adult trio photos ends. (Edit: Wattpad keeps removing my photos😒)
Eat food, drink water, and get 5+ hours of sleep today or I'll delete my other crack fics so those of you who don't have them all screenshotted can't ever read them again.
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Y/n
I came to change the groupchat name but honestly it's perfect how it is
Y/n
You did well for once, Hisoka👍
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Chrollo
I'd ask why you assume it's him, but we
both know the answer to that
Y/n
To be fair, it could also be Illumi who
may have a split personality disorder(?)
Illumi is now online
Illumi
I do not
Illumi
And question marks do not need to go
in parentheses, since you clearly didn't
know.
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Y/n
Honestly you could've just said you
wanted to get married 🫤
Illumi is now online
Illumi
Refrain from talking to me again
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Chrollo
Texting*
Y/n
You make not being illiterate your
entire personality and it's kinda
disrespectful ngl
Y/n changed Chrollo's name to Buzz Buzz Motherfucker🐝 🤬
Buzz Buzz Motherfucker🐝🤬
Care to elaborate on the choice of
nickname?
Y/n
Y'know like a spelling bee???
Buzz Buzz Motherfucker🐝🤬
And the cursing part was necessary
why?
Y/n
I assume you have fucked many mothers
in your lifetime
Y/n
Talking about motherhood, where is
Hisoka?
Buzz Buzz Motherfucker🐝🤬
Are you aware that your train of thought,
or lack thereof, is both confusing and concerning?
Y/n
Ouch🤕
Y/n
But seriously where he at???
Y/n
I got something to tell him 🎶
Y/n
Oh and
Y/n has changed Hisoka🪄🏳️🌈's name to
💞Pinky Pie💞
Y/n has changed Illumi's name to 🦅🦅THE IRS🇺🇸🇺🇸
Buzz Buzz Motherfucker🐝🤬
You've made me curious, please explain
the names.
Y/n
Gladly:)
Y/n
You see, Hisoka's father-
🦅🦅THE IRS🇺🇸🇺🇸 is now online
🦅🦅THE IRS🇺🇸🇺🇸
Don't start sentences like that
Buzz Buzz Motherfucker🐝🤬
No, no, let them continue
Y/n
..is Michael Jackson
🦅🦅THE IRS🇺🇸🇺🇸
It's getting worse
Y/n
Hear me out, hear me out
Y/n
And Michael Jackson had sex with pinky pie from my little pony, and then with Bruno
mars
Y/n
But the Bruno mars part is irrelevant
🦅🦅THE IRS🇺🇸🇺🇸
Then why add it?
Y/n
Go sing the star sprinkled banner or smthn, lemme finish my theory
Buzz Buzz Motherfucker🐝🤬
I assume you meant something, but
managed to forget all the vowels
Y/n
First of all, second of all, and third of all,
pls explain algebra to men
Y/n
Me*
Buzz Buzz Motherfucker🐝🤬
..No?
Buzz Buzz Motherfucker🐝🤬
Now, please continue. I have friends who
are quite hooked on this theory
Y/n
Fine😒
Y/n
So, then Hisoka was born out of Pinky
Pie's horsey morsey
🦅🦅THE IRS🇺🇸🇺🇸
If my parents see this they will torture
the sin out of me
Y/n
You still live with your parents? L, imagine, couldn't be me
Y/n
(I used commas, are you proud of me
Chrollo??🤭)
Buzz Buzz Motherfucker🐝🤬
Very. Now continue
Y/n
Okay, we'll Hisoka's legal-birth name is Smhickerdoodle Ponypussy Jackson
Y/n
But his gamgster name is Yeehaw'd
Buzz Buzz Motherfucker🐝🤬
Interesting. And I believe you meant
gangster
🦅🦅THE IRS🇺🇸🇺🇸
May we please move onto mine, so I can
leave?
Y/n
Oh, sure ig
Y/n
You come and ruin people's day
Y/n
nobody associates you with fun
Y/n
people will pay other people to do you just
so they don't have to
Y/n
Oil
🦅🦅THE IRS🇺🇸🇺🇸
Thank you.
🦅🦅THE IRS🇺🇸🇺🇸 is now offline
Buzz Buzz Motherfucker🐝🤬
Oil?
Y/n
Oil.
💞Pinky Pie💞 is now online
Y/n
Hisoka!!!!!!
Buzz Buzz Motherfucker🐝 🤬
Hisoka.
💞Pinky Pie💞
Hello love~♡
💞Pinky Pie💞 changed 💞Pinky Pie💞's name to Whoresoka🥴
🦅🦅The IRS🇺🇸🇺🇸 is now online
🦅🦅THE IRS🇺🇸🇺🇸
Oh, you have grown self aware.
🦅🦅THE IRS🇺🇸🇺🇸
Congratulations
Whoresoka🥴
Thank you Illu~
Buzz Buzz Motherfucker🐝🤬
There should be a comma between
"thank you" and "Illu"
Y/n
Ur going after the commas now??? Y
Buzz Buzz Motherfucker🐝🤬
I don't want to be here
Buzz Buzz Motherfucker
The goal is to be kicked from the chat
🦅🦅THE IRS🇺🇸🇺🇸
It's the only goal any of us have
Y/n
ok ok, guys guys guys
Buzz Buzz Motherfucker🐝🤬
Grammatically incorrect, but, yes?
Y/n
I'm gonna preach an idea, and you're
gonna tell me your opinions on it
Whoresoka🥴
Oh? ♤
🦅🦅THE IRS🇺🇸🇺🇸
I'm interested.
Y/n
Okay, so, what if
Y/n
You just don't answer Hisoka's texts
Y/n
Ur only allowed to reply in emojis btw
Buzz Buzz Motherfucker🐝🤬
😟
Y/n
Elaborate
Buzz Buzz Motherfucker🐝🤬
☺️➡️😶🌫️🤡😶🌫️➡️😟
Y/n
Thanks
🦅🦅THE IRS🇺🇸🇺🇸
I'm not doing this
Y/n
What if I get down on my knees and
beg?
🦅🦅THE IRS🇺🇸🇺🇸
Your lack of dignity disgusts me
Y/n
🥺🧍🚶🧎
🦅🦅THE IRS🇺🇸🇺🇸
That just looks like the devolution of
mankind
Y/n
U mean this??
Y/n
🧍➡️🚶➡️🧎➡️🦍➡️🐒
🦅🦅THE IRS🇺🇸🇺🇸
Yes
Y/n
Hisoka?
Whoresoka🥴
Darling~
Y/n
How would emoji you feel if they stopped answering your texts?
Whoresoka
🥵🥵🥵🥵
🦅🦅THE IRS🇺🇸🇺🇸
Disappointed but not surprised
Y/n
Disappointed?
🦅🦅THE IRS🇺🇸🇺🇸
I'm always disappointed when Hisoka
talks
Buzz Buzz Motherfucker🐝🤬
Texts*
🦅🦅THE IRS🇺🇸🇺🇸
We are on the same side, stop.
Buzz Buzz Motherfucker🐝🤬
I'd rather have sex with Hisoka then be
on the same side as your family
Whoresoka🥴
Oh?~ now that I wouldn't mind;)
Y/n
🫢🥤🍿
🦅🦅THE IRS🇺🇸🇺🇸
You act like we killed your friend
🦅🦅THE IRS🇺🇸🇺🇸
Oh, wait
Buzz Buzz Motherfucker🐝🤬
Don't start a battle you can't win, Illumi.
Y/n
🫣🫢 They gonna take this to the
Denny's parking lot
Whoresoka🥴
Or the bedroom~
🦅🦅THE IRS🇺🇸🇺🇸
Hisoka.
Buzz Buzz Motherfucker🐝🤬
Watch yourself, Hisoka.
Y/n
😳
Y/n
...
🦅🦅THE IRS🇺🇸🇺🇸
Do not.
Y/n
😏
🦅🦅THE IRS🇺🇸🇺🇸
Traitor
Y/n
Saying traitor implies that I was ever on
your side
Y/n
Do you want me on your side?😏
Y/n
Because I'll gladly-
🦅🦅THE IRS🇺🇸🇺🇸
No.
Y/n
🥲
Y/n
I'm going to go cry, have fun with ur
threesome guys
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Whoresoka🥴
Well that was certainly fun~
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Fun Facts:
• Illumi is only there to insult people, make bland comments, hate everyone, and dislike being there.
• Chrollo is only there to be smarter than people, correct their grammar, hate everyone, and dislike being there.
• Hisoka is only there to be horny, and keep everyone else there against their will.